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Old 05-03-20, 03:09 PM   #2881
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I can't stop buying cars this week.

I've bought a VW golf, an Audi and a Toyota so far this week.

I think I've got car owner virus.
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Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."


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Old 05-03-20, 04:08 PM   #2882
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Old 05-03-20, 04:48 PM   #2883
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Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."


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Old 05-03-20, 05:28 PM   #2884
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How much does it cost pirates to get their ears pierced?

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Old 30-05-20, 04:03 AM   #2885
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Experience what 10 years of marriage is like by telling a deaf stranger about your day while they check Facebook on their phone.
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Old 01-06-20, 08:41 AM   #2886
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If you have a fear of giants, do you have Fefifobia?
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Old 24-06-20, 01:12 PM   #2887
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Little Johnny SAS.
A teacher asked the children in her third year class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Johnny answered first. "I want to start out as an S.A.S. Officer, go to the Middle East and kill loads of militant Terrorists and return as a national hero.
"Then I'd become a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find myself the finest nymphomaniac tart, give her a Ferrari, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while bang her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."

The teacher - shocked and not knowing what to do with this unfortunate response from little Johnny - decided not to acknowledge what he had said and simply tried to continue with the lesson.

"And how about you, Sarah?"
"I want to be Johnny's tart!"
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Old 21-07-20, 11:41 PM   #2888
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I used to go out with a girl called Lyndsey Doyle, she smelt like a cricket bat.
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Old 22-07-20, 07:17 AM   #2889
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I used to go out with a girl called Lyndsey Doyle, she smelt like a cricket bat.



Did she not smell like the school cormorant?
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Old 22-07-20, 12:52 PM   #2890
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Did she not smell like the school cormorant?
Its not true, btw
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Old 28-07-20, 07:20 AM   #2891
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Prince Charles arrives in Iran on an official visit. and enquires to the president, 'Where's the Shah?'
'What do you mean?', replies the president. 'There is no shah. We got rid of the shah years ago.'
'Alright then', says Prince Charles, 'in that case I'll have a bath!'
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Old 28-07-20, 07:31 AM   #2892
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Old 29-07-20, 12:46 PM   #2893
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Prince Charles arrives in Iran on an official visit. and enquires to the president, 'Where's the Shah?'
'What do you mean?', replies the president. 'There is no shah. We got rid of the shah years ago.'
'Alright then', says Prince Charles, 'in that case I'll have a bath!'
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Old 29-07-20, 02:16 PM   #2894
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Thats the sort of Joke I can get behind
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Old 29-07-20, 06:15 PM   #2895
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Yeah, this is the wrong thread for it
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