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Old 12-10-16, 07:51 AM   #2241
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Why this faux hard man act all the time?

Wat? Since when had swearing been exclusively tied to being or trying to be hard?
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Old 13-10-16, 05:33 PM   #2242
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Swearing is an artform. Use sparingly to be effective. Or combine with wit and humour.

Otherwise it comes across as a bit early teenage try-hard. Definitely not hard-man though.

When swearing is witless, bad and constant, it's often quite excruciating to read, and frequently results in the ignore function being activated.

Innit.
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Old 13-10-16, 09:25 PM   #2243
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Swearing is an artform. Use sparingly to be effective. Or combine with wit and humour.

Otherwise it comes across as a bit early teenage try-hard. Definitely not hard-man though.

When swearing is witless, bad and constant, it's often quite excruciating to read, and frequently results in the ignore function being activated.

Innit.
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Old 13-10-16, 09:39 PM   #2244
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See, that's almost funny.
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Old 13-10-16, 11:21 PM   #2245
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See, that's almost funny.
That should be your catchphrase
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Old 14-10-16, 07:03 AM   #2246
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See, that's almost funny.
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Old 14-10-16, 03:10 PM   #2247
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Why the fuck is he making runs into the box after he's left us? Cunt.
He's playing in a team that pass the fucking ball to him.
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Old 24-10-16, 01:40 PM   #2248
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Is there a bigger cert in football this week than Benteke scoring against us?

Fucker always did well against us anyway, but he'll be out to prove as point and will no doubt be gifted one from a set-piece.
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Old 24-10-16, 01:50 PM   #2249
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He'll be well up for it alright. Palace are a huge side, with our kryptonite you can be guaranteed we'll be bombarded with crosses, long balls & set pieces into the danger areas.
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Old 24-10-16, 01:57 PM   #2250
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Liverpool are going to have to work hard to keep the ball high up the pitch and avoid giving away cheap frees inside their own half (and corners obviously!)
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Old 24-10-16, 02:59 PM   #2251
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don't mind him netting one to be honest as long as we score five
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Old 14-12-20, 11:03 AM   #2252
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He's scored 8 goals in the last 4 seasons
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Old 14-12-20, 02:36 PM   #2253
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He's scored 8 goals in the last 4 seasons

Surprised he even has that many tbh.


Just had a look at Andy Carroll's figures. 4 goals in all comps over the past four (inc this one) seasons. He tok part in 62 games
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Old 18-12-20, 07:49 PM   #2254
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We spent 60 odd million on them two
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Old 18-12-20, 08:11 PM   #2255
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We spent 60 odd million on them two
I remember hearing on the radio a week or so before before we signed him that Spurs had had a 28m bid for Carroll rejected and I didn't know who was craziest Spurs for bidding that, or Newcastle for rejecting it. Turned out it was us
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Old 20-12-20, 01:14 PM   #2256
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Carroll built a career on one streaky run of top flight goals. The 11 goals he scored during the first half of the 2010/11 season and then we rushed in to buy him in Jan 2011.

He left us to go the West Ham ( on loan at first) in Augsut 2012 and has a grand total of 34 goals in all comps since August 2012 and yet he somehow has pundits waffle on about how he is a quality striker and the best attacking headerer of a ball in the game and other such nonsense.


He is pretty much a shitter big shit Chris
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