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Old 25-06-09, 11:33 PM   #1
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All Wacko Jacko Jokes in here and no where else! don't open if offended

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Old 26-06-09, 12:13 AM   #2
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Anyone wanna buy 2 tickets for MJ at O2?
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Old 26-06-09, 12:14 AM   #3
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Anyone wanna buy 2 tickets for MJ at O2?
Face value? Not the value of Jackson's face though obviously...that would be very expensive.
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Old 26-06-09, 12:14 AM   #4
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Who's supporting?
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Old 26-06-09, 12:24 AM   #5
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Anyone wanna buy 2 tickets for MJ at O2?


That's Bad..!
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Old 26-06-09, 12:28 AM   #6
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I wonder if Jarvis Cocker is planning to gatecrash the funeral and start wiggling his arse in front of the cameras....
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Old 26-06-09, 12:31 AM   #7
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I wonder if Jarvis Cocker is planning to gatecrash the funeral and start wiggling his arse in front of the cameras....
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Old 26-06-09, 12:41 AM   #8
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News reports- Whilst in the ambulance on the way to the hospital Michael Jackson whispered to the paramedic "put me in the childrens ward"
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Old 26-06-09, 12:42 AM   #9
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Obviously very sad when anyone dies, especially a father of young kids. That's the tragic part.


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Old 26-06-09, 07:10 AM   #10
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What is the difference between Micael Jackson

and Alex Fergison....

Slur Alx can still play Giggs.
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Old 26-06-09, 08:05 AM   #11
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Heard an interview with Uri Gellar, and he said that the last time he was with MJ at his house, he asked him if he was lonely, to which he replied "I'm incredibly lonely"

Made me think, was the guy ever truly happy throughout his life?

I'm sure he felt happy once
but happy's parents settled out of court
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Old 26-06-09, 08:09 AM   #12
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Old 26-06-09, 08:55 AM   #13
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edit - this wasn't a fucking joke for fuck's sake
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Old 26-06-09, 08:56 AM   #14
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It was his heart that stopped and not the skin cancer as first thought, so dont blame it on the sunshine......
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Old 26-06-09, 08:58 AM   #15
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What is the difference between Jacko and Alex Fergeson:



Fergie can still play Giggs.....
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Old 26-06-09, 08:59 AM   #16
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Hide the kids he can walk through walls now!!!!
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Old 26-06-09, 09:04 AM   #17
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It was his heart that stopped and not the skin cancer as first thought, so dont blame it on the sunshine......
It wasn't skin cancer, it wasn't lycanthropy and it wasn't a drug overdose. He was suffering from a heavy cold and had a cardiac arrest brought on by a choking fit caused by a build-up of catarrh in the lungs.

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Don't blame it on the sunshine
Don't blame it on the moonlight
Don't blame it on the good times
Blame it on the bogie.
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Old 26-06-09, 09:29 AM   #18
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The authorites are unsure of what to do with the body, the plastic recycling plant is closed until wednesday.

One proposal is to melt down his body & make it in to toy's, that way the kids will be able to play with him for a change.

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Old 26-06-09, 09:40 AM   #19
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It wasn't skin cancer, it wasn't lycanthropy and it wasn't a drug overdose. He was suffering from a heavy cold and had a cardiac arrest brought on by a choking fit caused by a build-up of catarrh in the lungs.

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Don't blame it on the sunshine
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Old 26-06-09, 09:41 AM   #20
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Is thi's th wurst-speld and punkchuated thred in th historey ov est1928?
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Old 26-06-09, 09:51 AM   #21
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Old 26-06-09, 09:52 AM   #22
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He has asked to be cremated and the plastic from his face used to make kids toys...... so they can play with him for a change.
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Old 26-06-09, 10:00 AM   #24
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Is thi's th wurst-speld and punkchuated thred in th historey ov est1928?
Well, that just makes no sense now you've edited the original thread in with lots of other posts.
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Old 26-06-09, 10:03 AM   #25
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Ok - All Jack Jokes in here and no where else on the site!!!!

I have moved all the joke posts from the thread in chat chat chat into here so it may be a bit random! - At the end of the day it's mcauley culkin I feel sorry for, all home alone
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Old 26-06-09, 10:06 AM   #26
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You missed at least one, PTP.

CLUE: It was the best one.

EVEN BIGGER CLUE: I would say that because I made it up myself and didn't just post some joke received on email.
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Old 26-06-09, 10:07 AM   #27
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haha frigs sake!, *goes back to thread*
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Old 26-06-09, 10:07 AM   #28
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Michael Jacksons death has finally been confirmed. Paramedics found him in the childrens ward having a stroke.
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Old 26-06-09, 10:08 AM   #29
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the hospital aren't quite sure what to do with his body...plastic recycling's not till Wednesdays.
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Old 26-06-09, 10:11 AM   #31
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the hospital aren't quite sure what to do with his body...plastic recycling's not till Wednesdays.


BUUURRRNNNN HIM!!!! (harv not jacko, obv)

if this has to be so serious why not move it to the library or just create a MJ forum or beter still fuck off to a MJ forum if you want to be deathly serious about the strange passing of a strange and sad legally not a paedophile genius?
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BUUURRRNNNN HIM!!!! (harv not jacko, obv)

if this has to be so serious why not move it to the library or just create a MJ forum or beter still fuck off to a MJ forum if you want to be deathly serious about the strange passing of a strange and sad legally not a paedophile genius?
You can call him a paedophile now.
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Old 26-06-09, 10:16 AM   #33
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BUUURRRNNNN HIM!!!! (harv not jacko, obv)

if this has to be so serious why not move it to the library or just create a MJ forum or beter still fuck off to a MJ forum if you want to be deathly serious about the strange passing of a strange and sad legally not a paedophile genius?
ffs! we are not asking much are we!!! it's quite simple really - a thread for people to chat about the death of celebrity and a seperate thread for the jokes!! ffs- me personally, couldn't give a flying fuck about jackson dying - in fact i'd imagine i have recieved more and sent more jokes than anyone else starting from about 11pm last night!!! - but it's obvious a fair few people want to chat about it sensibly which is fair enough. It's not like we have said NO JACKO JOKES OR U WILL BE BANNED!
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Don't worry Mike, unless a thread goes in exactly the direction that badpiggy wants, he has to have a bitch and a moan about it
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Old 26-06-09, 10:20 AM   #35
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Don't worry Mike, unless a thread goes in exactly the direction that badpiggy wants, he has to have a bitch and a moan about it
Mr. Pig has turned into a grumpy old man.
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Old 26-06-09, 10:25 AM   #36
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Jockeys at tomorrow's Newmarket meeting will wear black armbands in memory of Michael Jackson, who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in living memory.
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I haven't got a problem with the jokes themselves (as long as they are in the right thread ), but am I the only who thinks the majority of them aren't actually funny?
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