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Old 28-12-18, 08:44 AM   #2721
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Old 28-12-18, 11:02 AM   #2722
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That's weak
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Old 30-12-18, 11:24 PM   #2723
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I made a Belgian waffle this morning.

I made a Frenchman talk shit this afternoon.
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Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."


Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.
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Old 31-12-18, 02:30 AM   #2724
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Old 27-03-19, 08:00 PM   #2725
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Why was the four year old child of the anti-vax parent crying?






Mid-life crisis.
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Old 30-03-19, 07:23 PM   #2726
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How does a paedophile find an 8 year old in the woods?

Quite satisfying.
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Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."


Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.

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Old 09-04-19, 04:36 AM   #2727
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Old 16-04-19, 01:12 PM   #2728
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One eye witness to the Notre Dam Fire says he's not sure who started the fire but he has a hunch!
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Old 16-04-19, 01:14 PM   #2729
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One eye witness to the Notre Dam Fire says he's not sure who started the fire but he has a hunch!
Beat me to it
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Old 16-04-19, 01:15 PM   #2730
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Fire is destroying a world famous landmark in Paris right now.

And there’s notre dame thing they can do about it.
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Old 16-04-19, 01:19 PM   #2731
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Fire is destroying a world famous landmark in Paris right now.

And there’s notre dame thing they can do about it.
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Old 21-07-19, 10:20 AM   #2732
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A man walks into a hardware store and speaks to the cashier...

“Got any two watt bulbs?”

“For what?”

“That’ll do I’ll take two.”

“Two what?”

“I thought you didn’t have any.”

“Any what?”

“Ok then!”
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Old 21-07-19, 01:56 PM   #2733
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I'm sure it's been said many times in this thread it's poor taste not poor

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Old 21-07-19, 02:12 PM   #2734
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I'm sure it's been said many times in this thread it's poor taste not poor

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Thank you! I had to work so hard to not say that for the twentieth time
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Old 21-07-19, 04:00 PM   #2735
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A man walks into a hardware store and speaks to the cashier...

“Got any two watt bulbs?”

“For what?”

“That’ll do I’ll take two.”

“Two what?”

“I thought you didn’t have any.”

“Any what?”

“Ok then!”
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Old 26-07-19, 09:49 AM   #2736
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I'm sure it's been said many times in this thread it's poor taste not poor

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Old 03-09-19, 10:07 PM   #2737
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Old Yesterday, 02:02 AM   #2738
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Crowd of blokes in a pub and a woman walks past. Bloke says to his mates "I'd give her one"
The woman turns around "I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last man on earth"
The bloke replies "Who said anything about sex, I was marking you out out of ten you fat [email protected]#t!"
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Old Today, 03:20 PM   #2739
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Crowd of blokes in a pub and a woman walks past. Bloke says to his mates "I'd give her one"
The woman turns around "I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last man on earth"
The bloke replies "Who said anything about sex, I was marking you out out of ten you fat [email protected]#t!"
This certainly fulfils the criteria of the thread title.
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