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Old 30-07-20, 09:12 PM   #2321
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Holding your shit on a daily basis is going to lead to a world of trouble in later life
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Old 30-07-20, 09:28 PM   #2322
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No one should ever need to shit at work or in a public convenience unless they're ill. It just needs a bit of bowel organization and mental fortitude.
They are two very different things.
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Old 30-07-20, 09:30 PM   #2323
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They are two very different things.
Unless you work in the civil service
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Old 30-07-20, 09:33 PM   #2324
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Old 30-07-20, 09:45 PM   #2325
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Holding your shit on a daily basis is going to lead to a world of trouble in later life
Never happens mate.

Wake up, breakfast, shave, shit, shower.

Like I said, routine

Trust me, life's so much better not having to think about banging one out away from the comfort of your own bathroom.
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Old 30-07-20, 09:48 PM   #2326
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They are two very different things.
Hmm depends on the qualities of your work conveniences and even then you may have to tolerate some of the faecal weirdness described earlier.
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Old 30-07-20, 10:09 PM   #2327
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Anyway good luck to you Adam and I hope everything goes well for you in the rest of your career.
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Old 30-07-20, 10:14 PM   #2328
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Anyway good luck to you Adam and I hope everything goes well for you in the rest of your career.


This thread has taught me what a great work leaving card should look like.
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Old 30-07-20, 10:16 PM   #2329
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Never happens mate.



Wake up, breakfast, shave, shit, shower.



Like I said, routine



Trust me, life's so much better not having to think about banging one out away from the comfort of your own bathroom.




Thatís what I do every morning. Doesnít stop the odd emergency though.
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Old 31-07-20, 01:05 AM   #2330
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When you jump in the shower and the urge to have a shit comes on.

Do you -

a. Jump out the shower and head to the toilet then back to the shower
b. Finish your shower and then head to the toilet
c. Shit where you stand like Johnny Vegas probably does


Good luck Adam
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Old 31-07-20, 02:44 AM   #2331
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Hmm depends on the qualities of your work conveniences and even then you may have to tolerate some of the faecal weirdness described earlier.

The traps in my office are the best thing about going to work! They have these cool Japanese style smart toilets- controllable heated seats (great in the winter), an in-toilet bidet to spray some water on the brown eye, etc etc..

I try squeeze one out at least twice a day. First thing Iím looking forward to, once corona is finished tbh..
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Old 31-07-20, 11:13 AM   #2332
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The traps in my office are the best thing about going to work! They have these cool Japanese style smart toilets- controllable heated seats (great in the winter), an in-toilet bidet to spray some water on the brown eye, etc etc..

I try squeeze one out at least twice a day. First thing Iím looking forward to, once corona is finished tbh..
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Old 31-07-20, 11:33 AM   #2333
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But what if someone (probably Johnny Vegas, the cunt) dirties the in-toilet bidet before you rock up?
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Old 31-07-20, 11:52 AM   #2334
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When you jump in the shower and the urge to have a shit comes on.

Do you -

a. Jump out the shower and head to the toilet then back to the shower
b. Finish your shower and then head to the toilet
c. Shit where you stand like Johnny Vegas probably does


Good luck Adam
I cant remember where i read it (maybe here?) But someone dropped a log while in the shower and then picked it up and chucked it into the bog, calm as you like
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Old 31-07-20, 12:19 PM   #2335
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Thatís what I do every morning. Doesnít stop the odd emergency though.
TBH I did have an emergency shit at Heathrow somewhere round about 1999 when my flight time and bowel movement were at variance so I accept it can occasionally happen.
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Old 31-07-20, 12:38 PM   #2336
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You must have a terribly slow metabolism. I'm near at the point of taking a mid-meal shit.
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Old 31-07-20, 01:25 PM   #2337
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You must have a terribly slow metabolism. I'm near at the point of taking a mid-meal shit.
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Old 31-07-20, 01:30 PM   #2338
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You must have a terribly slow metabolism. I'm near at the point of taking a mid-meal shit.
No, just lots of good gut bacteria
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