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Old 13-05-19, 01:36 PM   #1081
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You only have to be half paying attention to anything Virg has said in the last 18 months to know that's utter nonsense
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Old 13-05-19, 01:36 PM   #1082
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Old 13-05-19, 03:08 PM   #1083
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Garth Crooks you fucking whopper

Virgil van Dijk: I have almost run out of superlatives to describe Virgil van Dijk's performances this season - he has featured in my team of the week more than any other player.

What the Dutch international has brought to Liverpool's defence is almost unquantifiable. I do feel however, that if Liverpool fail to win the Champions League, and that is by no means certain, it may hasten Van Dijk's departure. Players of his class need to be playing for the best team in the world.
Who do you suppose is this best team in the world he's referring to?

Is it City? Who Virge turned down to join us.
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Is it Barca? who we just turned over to make the final.
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Does he mean Spurs as by virtue of being European Champions become said team? Who would have to sell half their squad to be able to afford him.
I can almost hear the wheels turning in what Garth loosely calls his mind.
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Old 13-05-19, 03:23 PM   #1084
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How does that guy (Crooks) get paid to give his views on football?
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Old 13-05-19, 03:42 PM   #1085
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How does that guy (Crooks) get paid to give his views on football?
I cant think of anyone stealing a living more than him, he's definitely got some dirt on the establishment or something
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Old 13-05-19, 04:05 PM   #1086
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Does he mean Spurs as by virtue of being European Champions become said team?
I had to look at my calendar to check I've not woken from a 3 week sleep.

Thank fuck we're still in with a chance of taking the title of best team in the world
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Old 13-05-19, 05:00 PM   #1087
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I cant think of anyone stealing a living more than him, he's definitely got some dirt on the establishment or something
He knows where the bbc top of the pops 'after show' home movies are stashed
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Old 13-05-19, 06:15 PM   #1088
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You only have to be half paying attention to anything Virg has said in the last 18 months to know that's utter nonsense
You only have to be half paying to football to know we are one those 'best teams in the world'. How is this guy stiil in a job?
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Old 13-05-19, 07:52 PM   #1089
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I liked the time Crooks was wet with excitement over the pass VVD made and included him in team of the week only to be widely ridiculed it wasn't VVD that made the pass.
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Old 13-05-19, 08:20 PM   #1090
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Old 13-05-19, 08:28 PM   #1091
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That’s like someone on the verge of a breakdown.
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Old 13-05-19, 09:14 PM   #1092
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What is the context? what is he being asked?
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Old 13-05-19, 09:22 PM   #1093
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Was it not something do with Hodgson when he said 'feed to monkey' about Andros Townsend?
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Old 13-05-19, 09:26 PM   #1094
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Was it not something do with Hodgson when he said 'feed to monkey' about Andros Townsend?
seems a reasonable response then doesn't it?
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Old 13-05-19, 09:58 PM   #1095
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seems a reasonable response then doesn't it?
It certainly seems to go down a treat and be well received by his fellow pundits Though I am sure they sense a conversational minefield.

Reminds me of my favourite ever bit of punditry.

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Old 13-05-19, 10:00 PM   #1096
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What is the context? what is he being asked?
Who cares. This is a new feature; Out of Context Crooks.

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Old 13-05-19, 11:17 PM   #1097
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Crooks is a fucking bellend.

Barca - Spent force
Real - Skint
City - Oil money
Munich - One team league
PSG - Oil money
Juventus - Boring

Liverpool - Challenging, passionate, improving, solid, culture of social responsibility.
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Old 14-05-19, 12:06 PM   #1098
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"Happy birthday Bob"
"Thanks but you do know I'm another year closer to death - and so are you"

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Old 03-06-19, 10:25 AM   #1099
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Ballon d'Or maybe ?

Probably time to look beyond forwards.....though think Mourinho (I know, I know) thinks Salah may get it if Egypt win the AFCON.
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Old 03-06-19, 10:40 AM   #1100
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Necking a Heineken - should keep the sponsors happy!
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Old 03-06-19, 03:27 PM   #1101
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Necking a Heineken - should keep the sponsors happy!
I assume that Heineken provided the beer.
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Old 03-06-19, 03:38 PM   #1102
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I assume that Heineken provided the beer.
You'd hope so with all the adverts plastered behind him!
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Old 03-06-19, 09:32 PM   #1103
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These guys are rich, you'd imagine it'd take more than a few free jars to get them drinking that piss. Especially Klopp and Matip.

I did notice in some of the pics them drinking from a green bottle and you couldn't see the label. Way of getting round a sponsorship obligation? lol
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Old 03-06-19, 10:02 PM   #1104
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Great this

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Old 03-06-19, 10:04 PM   #1105
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That’s awesome! Do you know what year that is from?
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That’s awesome! Do you know what year that is from?
Has to be 2013-14 season as that's the only year Robertson was at Dundee Utd (VVD was at Celtic 2013-15)
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Great this

Wow.

I had wondered about this potential meeting.

Imagine if you could stop them both then and tell them what the future holds.
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Old 04-06-19, 08:05 AM   #1108
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Virg looks like a woman and Robbo looks like a 10 year old.
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Old 04-06-19, 08:16 AM   #1109
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Last person to dribble past Van Dijk ?
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Old 04-06-19, 08:19 AM   #1110
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Sane in a Germany v Holland game.

In a club game - absolutely no idea.
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Old 04-06-19, 08:30 AM   #1111
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Before the match the other night on TV3, Souness brought up the dribble past thing, and the host on the the show stated that it had happened for the first time this season in one of the semi legs against Barca.

Don't recall it myself - but even yesterday it was still being stated in stats as being zero.
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Old 04-06-19, 08:33 AM   #1112
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Last person to dribble past Van Dijk ?
I don't know but I saw this earlier


You could probably work out the team from there if you could be bothered
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Old 05-06-19, 02:23 PM   #1113
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Old 05-06-19, 02:27 PM   #1114
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Reckon Virge is showing his commitment as a sign to lure de ligt in
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Old 05-06-19, 03:00 PM   #1115
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Reckon Virge is showing his commitment as a sign to lure de ligt in


Or a big fuck off pay rise.

Whatever....pay the man. Worth every penny and then more
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Or a big fuck off pay rise.

Whatever....pay the man. Worth every penny and then more
Surely if it was about money he should sit it out and wait until the ballon d'or award
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Old 05-06-19, 11:07 PM   #1117
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That's interesting. I had him down for trying to force a move to one of the Spanish clubs in a couple of seasons. What do I know. Great news.
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Old 06-06-19, 01:19 AM   #1118
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Excellent news - Fuck off City.
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Old 06-06-19, 12:07 PM   #1119
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That's interesting. I had him down for trying to force a move to one of the Spanish clubs in a couple of seasons. What do I know. Great news.
Why would he do that? He is part of one of the best teams in Europe, a team that is very much on the up and still to reach its potential, has just won the CL and has seen just how big this club is from the victory celebrations.
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Why would he do that? He is part of one of the best teams in Europe, a team that is very much on the up and still to reach its potential, has just won the CL and has seen just how big this club is from the victory celebrations.
CAn you imagine the celebrations when we win the league?

Any player would be mad to leave now, We and any player associated with us are on the cusp of greatness, Any player who plays his part will be able to dine off it for life!!!
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