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Old 02-04-07, 09:45 PM   #1
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Best Eyerish Joke in Da World

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day.
Mick, the bartender says, " You'll not be drinking anymore tonight Paddy.
Paddy replies, "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then."
Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face.

"Shoite" he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off.
He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face, "Shoite, Shoite!"
He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up the door frame.

He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto the sidewalk and falls flat on his face.

"Bi'Jesus... I'm fockin' focked," he says.

He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door, hauls himself up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside.

He takes a look up the stairs and says "No fockin' way". He crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says "I can make it to the bed."

He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face. He says "Fock it" and falls into bed.

The next morning, his wife Jess comes into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says, "Get up Paddy.
Did you have a bit to drink last night?".
Paddy says, "I did Jess. I was fockin' pissed. But how'd you know?"
"Mick phoned, . . . You left your wheelchair at the pub."
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Old 02-04-07, 09:46 PM   #2
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Heard it before, fucking classic
Like blood on iron
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Old 02-04-07, 11:23 PM   #3
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loverly stuff
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Old 05-04-07, 02:47 AM   #4
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loverly stuff
He`ll be that Oirish Manc fan that took a beating from the lovely Italian Constabulary then.

Btw.The English don`t drink Alcoloh,wholesome people they are..........................
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Old 05-04-07, 08:26 AM   #5
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Also, there's this old Irish one when an Irish gets so drunk that he attacks a nun outside the pub and beats the living hell out of her. Then after she lays face down on the floor, he grabs her by the hair and yells to her ear: "Not brave tonight, aren't you Batman?"

Old but still okay (might be moved to the bad joke thread )
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Old 05-04-07, 09:11 AM   #6
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FLMAO. That's one of the best.
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