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Old 22-12-08, 09:54 AM   #201
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Elvoz, you're a cunt!

That's so tasteless, have you ever seen anyone in a fit?

You've gone down in my estimation.

Please refrain from making jokes on other's misfortune & disabilities in future & that goes for everyone too.

Just remember, what goes around comes around!

Moderators, be on hand for this please & do not let anyone do this again.

Whilst I can understand there are comical moments wheere disabled people can find themselves in, it doesn't warrant anyone having a laugh at their expense as they are cruel & tasteless.
The above joke is one of them so less of these as there are other topics we can pick on for a joke, let's not stoop to that level again as we have plenty of class posters in here which in my estimation, are revered by others in here as articulate & intelligent. You know who are, so please lead by example...
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Old 22-12-08, 11:06 AM   #202
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Elvoz, you're a cunt!

That's so tasteless, have you ever seen anyone in a fit?

You've gone down in my estimation.

Please refrain from making jokes on other's misfortune & disabilities in future & that goes for everyone too.

Just remember, what goes around comes around!

Moderators, be on hand for this please & do not let anyone do this again.

Whilst I can understand there are comical moments wheere disabled people can find themselves in, it doesn't warrant anyone having a laugh at their expense as they are cruel & tasteless.
The above joke is one of them so less of these as there are other topics we can pick on for a joke, let's not stoop to that level again as we have plenty of class posters in here which in my estimation, are revered by others in here as articulate & intelligent. You know who are, so please lead by example...
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Old 22-12-08, 11:57 AM   #203
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Elvoz, you're a cunt!

That's so tasteless, have you ever seen anyone in a fit?

You've gone down in my estimation.

Please refrain from making jokes on other's misfortune & disabilities in future & that goes for everyone too.

Just remember, what goes around comes around!

Moderators, be on hand for this please & do not let anyone do this again.

Whilst I can understand there are comical moments wheere disabled people can find themselves in, it doesn't warrant anyone having a laugh at their expense as they are cruel & tasteless.
The above joke is one of them so less of these as there are other topics we can pick on for a joke, let's not stoop to that level again as we have plenty of class posters in here which in my estimation, are revered by others in here as articulate & intelligent. You know who are, so please lead by example...
I have to say, I'm about as PC as it gets but I think even the most epileptic person in the world would be in a fit of laughters hearing that joke.
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Old 22-12-08, 02:32 PM   #204
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What d'you call an epileptic lying in a pile of leaves?

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Old 22-12-08, 11:18 PM   #205
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You've gone down in my estimation.
You obviously haven't read much on here then.

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Old 22-12-08, 11:19 PM   #206
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How is that decided then??
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Old 23-12-08, 07:01 AM   #207
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I....don't...know to be honest and actually, reading my post again, it was a bit rubbish.

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Old 23-12-08, 12:13 PM   #208
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Elvoz, you're a cunt!

That's so tasteless, have you ever seen anyone in a fit?

You've gone down in my estimation.

Please refrain from making jokes on other's misfortune & disabilities in future & that goes for everyone too.

Just remember, what goes around comes around!

Moderators, be on hand for this please & do not let anyone do this again.

Whilst I can understand there are comical moments wheere disabled people can find themselves in, it doesn't warrant anyone having a laugh at their expense as they are cruel & tasteless.
The above joke is one of them so less of these as there are other topics we can pick on for a joke, let's not stoop to that level again as we have plenty of class posters in here which in my estimation, are revered by others in here as articulate & intelligent. You know who are, so please lead by example...
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Old 23-12-08, 01:05 PM   #209
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And so say all of us!
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Old 23-12-08, 01:10 PM   #210
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What d'you call an epileptic lying in a pile of leaves?

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Fuck you BJC!
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Old 23-12-08, 04:04 PM   #211
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I'm sure elvoz didn't mean to cause offence mate, although he probably wouldn't appreciate being called a cunt for telling what was only a joke.

It's unfortunate that you've found it to be in poor taste but a lot of jokes do tend to point fun at some section of society, however large or small. Like I say best bet is to PM a mod if you want the thread closed.
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Old 23-12-08, 04:14 PM   #212
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http://www.est1892.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=53677

you aint seen the half of it!!

ps must admit got that joke by text.....i did laugh, but went straight to church and said 3 hail marys
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Old 23-12-08, 04:24 PM   #213
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I'm sure elvoz didn't mean to cause offence mate, although he probably wouldn't appreciate being called a cunt for telling what was only a joke.

It's unfortunate that you've found it to be in poor taste but a lot of jokes do tend to point fun at some section of society, however large or small. Like I say best bet is to PM a mod if you want the thread closed.
Can't really say anything different than that. It would be extremely OTT to filter through every joke and delete those that might cause offence to some sections of society.
Also, if you have a problem with a post you really need to use the Report Post function as we can't be expected to read every post on here.
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Old 23-12-08, 04:36 PM   #214
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I nearly died on the bus this morning. I got a violent erection and couldn't get rid of it.

It was so embarrassing when I got up to get off - people were shouting stuff like, "you dirty pervert"

and, "put some fucking clothes on".
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Old 24-12-08, 03:33 PM   #219
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Old 24-12-08, 05:14 PM   #220
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Elvoz, you're a cunt!

That's so tasteless, have you ever seen anyone in a fit?

You've gone down in my estimation.

Please refrain from making jokes on other's misfortune & disabilities in future & that goes for everyone too.

Just remember, what goes around comes around!

Moderators, be on hand for this please & do not let anyone do this again.

Whilst I can understand there are comical moments wheere disabled people can find themselves in, it doesn't warrant anyone having a laugh at their expense as they are cruel & tasteless.
The above joke is one of them so less of these as there are other topics we can pick on for a joke, let's not stoop to that level again as we have plenty of class posters in here which in my estimation, are revered by others in here as articulate & intelligent. You know who are, so please lead by example...
Get a fucking grip. My girlfriend had an epileptic fit 14 months back (and then possibly a second one two months later, though the 2nd may have been a panic attack blackout), I am thus somewhat sensitised to the subject myself but will not let this diminish my sense of humour nor sense of perspective. The thing about black humour is that one person will laugh at a hundred jokes about certain misfortunes that haven't affected them, but then if that same person hears a joke about something that does affect them then they kick off in a fit (pun definitely intended) of idiotic self-righteousness. Get over yourself.
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Old 24-12-08, 06:28 PM   #221
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Get a fucking grip.
Get over yourself.
Comments like that don't really help though.

Some of these are very close to the line and may have even stepped over in some peoples view.

Don't have a go at them for being offended FFS.

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Cervical Cancer.

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what makes 9 out of ten people happy ???

gang rape

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Sexy Kids
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There's 20 of them

And to think you can get sin binned/holiday for having a pop at another poster.
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Old 24-12-08, 09:52 PM   #222
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The title of the thread is the giveaway.
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Old 24-12-08, 11:08 PM   #223
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If you find jokes about Gang Rape and Sexy Kids funny, then you need to get out more..

Like I said.

It seems ok to post some of this stuff but posts against another poster can get you banned/holiday.


How about a few Chubby Brown/Bernard Manning
Poor/Bad taste jokes, you know the ones about people from other parts of the world who are of different origin etc.

I'm sure they would go down well on here eh?

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Old 24-12-08, 11:46 PM   #224
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Do you visit Sickipedia?

If not; you should
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Old 24-12-08, 11:56 PM   #225
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What did the gay fireman say on 9/11?

It's raining men.



Well it's Christmas tomorrow, lets hope I get that Princess Diana Scalextrics I asked Santa for




I lost my nan last night. No more pain.

Er, unless she arrives in heaven at the same time as the bloke who ran her over.



What's brown and sticky.....

Stevie Wonder's iron after he's just answered it.
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Old 25-12-08, 12:03 AM   #226
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If you find jokes about Gang Rape and Sexy Kids funny, then you need to get out more..

Like I said.

It seems ok to post some of this stuff but posts against another poster can get you banned/holiday.


How about a few Chubby Brown/Bernard Manning
Poor/Bad taste jokes, you know the ones about people from other parts of the world who are of different origin etc.

I'm sure they would go down well on here eh?

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Old 25-12-08, 01:46 PM   #227
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If you find jokes about Gang Rape and Sexy Kids funny, then you need to get out more..

If Gang Rape and sexy kids are your thing then surely its better they stay inside?
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If Gang Rape and sexy kids are your thing then surely its better they stay inside?
That's funny.
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Old 25-12-08, 04:28 PM   #229
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This thread is as funny as a room full of children with cancer.
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Old 25-12-08, 04:52 PM   #230
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mate its a sick jokes thread - i am in no way racist myself. if the mods want to remove they are welcome to
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Old 26-12-08, 02:03 AM   #231
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Look, there's some very bad taste jokes in this thread, some of them really pretty poor, but they're not being told with the intention of causing offence imo and the nature of the thread is pretty clear from its title.

There is a big difference imo between something posted in this thread and something aimed at another poster in the context of other threads on the forum. Personally I don't find most things posted in here funny, and the others make me feel very guilty about chuckling at them even slightly, but I do think that if things in here are likely to offend certain individuals then those people shouldn't read the thread.

If anyone believes any posts in here are going too far even in this context then feel free to report the relevant posts (I should point out that not one post in here has ever been reported so far by anyone) and we'll consider removing them, but otherwise lets not have this turn into a battleground please.
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Old 26-12-08, 12:58 PM   #232
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A guy went to a brothel and asked for a whore that could take 12 inches.

The madam gave him her best one, and the guy went in and started banging the hell out of her, but she started screaming that she couldn't take it.
So he goes back to the madam and she gives him another whore.
Same thing -- he starts banging her and she starts screaming in pain.

He's pissed off now and about to leave when the madam begs him to try one more whore; she assures him this whore will be his best fuck ever.

So he goes in a dark room and starts banging another chick, and everything's going great; she keeps taking it and he's loving it. Then all of a sudden, she starts foaming at the mouth.

The guy gets freaked out and runs out to tell the madam, who brings over the custodian and says "Hey, Frank, the dead one's full again."






What's the difference between necrophilia and date rape?

Just the body temperature....
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Elvoz, you're a cunt!

That's so tasteless, have you ever seen anyone in a fit?

You've gone down in my estimation.

Please refrain from making jokes on other's misfortune & disabilities in future & that goes for everyone too.

Just remember, what goes around comes around!

Moderators, be on hand for this please & do not let anyone do this again.

Whilst I can understand there are comical moments wheere disabled people can find themselves in, it doesn't warrant anyone having a laugh at their expense as they are cruel & tasteless.

The above joke is one of them so less of these as there are other topics we can pick on for a joke, let's not stoop to that level again as we have plenty of class posters in here which in my estimation, are revered by others in here as articulate & intelligent. You know who are, so please lead by example...
I have suffered from epilepsy for years when i was younger and that joke was funny. Some people need stop being so PC these days.
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Police have finally admitted they got it wrong in the shooting of Jean charles de menez.

It was his naughty brother Dennis they were after.
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Whats the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

























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So, we have an Austrian in the Cellar, Shannon Matthews under the bed and now a Nurse in the boot.

If we find Maddie in an attic, I'm going to patent the Boardgame.
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My Gran said to me,

"Young men of today just aren't as polite and charming as they were when I was young".

I had to explain,

"That's because they aren't trying to fuck you now."

Wanna bet..
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What's blue and never fits properly?

A dead epileptic.
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Old 28-12-08, 01:53 AM   #239
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Jesus loves you, but does he swallow?

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?

Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands!

Jesus is coming, but he pulled out.
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Handicapped man goes to ice cream van and asks driver

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van driver say's

"what flavour topping would you like?"

Handicapped Man says

"dont matter i'm gonna drop them anyway"



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