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From RTE 2FM :
Q : Name a bird with a long neck? A : Naomi Campbell Q : Name a famous bridge A : A Bridge Over Troubled Water Q : Can you divide 48 by 16? A : Yes! Q : What was Hitlers first name? A : Heil! Last edited by greenbloodred; 10-01-17 at 05:47 PM. |
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11-01-17, 03:43 PM
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Q : What was Ghandi's first name?
A : Goosey |
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16-01-17, 03:09 PM
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My favourite was on Radio Merseyside.
"Who or what lives in an apiary?" "No idea, could I have a clue please? "Think of wax" " Is it turtles?" |
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04-03-18, 09:42 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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04-03-18, 10:54 PM
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Paisley
Join Date: Oct 2010
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 What? Pass!
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09-03-18, 11:58 PM
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Big Girl's Blouse
Join Date: Jun 2007
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Why go on a poxy game show if you're thick
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10-03-18, 01:15 AM
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Too thick to know that they shouldn't.
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10-03-18, 06:48 PM
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Big Girl's Blouse
Join Date: Jun 2007
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Probably
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12-03-18, 02:49 AM
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19-03-18, 02:29 PM
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19-03-18, 02:45 PM
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Dan Ashcroft
Join Date: May 2007
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"Maybe it's cool to be smart"
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19-03-18, 03:02 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2010
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That was painful.
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19-03-18, 03:45 PM
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Paisley
Join Date: Oct 2010
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This is still my all time favourite
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19-03-18, 04:53 PM
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removing all the weak links makes us stronger too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all, but not VVD or Fabinho |
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19-03-18, 09:15 PM
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Paisley
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02-01-20, 11:50 PM
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Paisley
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03-01-20, 06:54 PM
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03-01-20, 07:21 PM
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Paisley
Join Date: Nov 2007
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The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved. |
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03-01-20, 08:43 PM
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04-01-20, 01:52 AM
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Paisley
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04-01-20, 01:56 AM
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she has a great wit about her
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02-09-20, 04:45 PM
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Paisley
Join Date: Oct 2010
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Some fella on Tipping Point today, when asked the real name of the Wrestler/Actor 'The Rock, said Jeremy Hudson.
Jeremy 'The Rock' Hudson. 
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02-09-20, 08:38 PM
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Daddy day care
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02-09-20, 09:12 PM
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Paisley
Join Date: Oct 2010
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Background noise while I'm working. And its great for the Twitter Hashtag
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10-09-21, 04:34 PM
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Paisley
Join Date: Oct 2010
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Ben Shepherd: Which Dutch city in recognised as an international centre of peace and justice?
Jess: I think he'll know this so I will play. I think it is Belgium or Brussells. I'll go with Belgium Ben: Adam, what you you have said in Jess passed to you? Adam: Geneva These are people who have applied to go on a quiz show! |
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11-09-21, 08:50 PM
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Big Girl's Blouse
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