04-06-22, 04:41 PM
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Big Girl's Blouse
Join Date: Jun 2007
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06-06-22, 03:29 AM
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Fagan
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 1,045
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Quote:
Originally Posted by baitman
Jose Mourinho gets a letter delivered to his house in Rome.
Opens it, it's an electricity bill for £17,000 forwarded on from Manchester United Football Club..
He rings the club, "I think there's been a mistake, you sent me a bill but I haven't worked for you for years."
No Jose sorry, but there’s no mistake......
You were the last person in the trophy room in 2017 and you left the fucking light on!"
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Quick - someone run around to Goodison and check the lights.
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"That's how I found myself on the Kop that day I had my blue-and-white scarf safely tucked away inside my coat as I listened to Liverpool songs and swayed with the masses.
Then City scored and I screeched and this big bloke, a Liverpool supporter, made towards me and I thought he was going to throttle me. But he just pulled my scarf from under my coat so it lay on the outside, and said: "You should always be proud of your colours, lad."
Lee Chapman - Arsenal and England defender
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06-06-22, 04:18 AM
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Run the Jewels
Join Date: Dec 2009
Posts: 37,520
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jono
Quick - someone run around to Goodison and check the lights.
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Don't send Pickford though..
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Fuck off.
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06-06-22, 09:50 PM
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Special Kind of Scum
Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 12,604
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Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery. Daffy says to Elmer "is this whiskey?" Elmer says, "yeth but not as whiskey and wobbing a bank."
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"But thus I counsel you, my friends: Mistrust all in whom the impulse to punish is powerful. They are people of a low sort and stock; the hangmen and the bloodhound look out of their faces. Mistrust all who talk much of their justice!"
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06-06-22, 11:08 PM
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#3045
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Big Girl's Blouse
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 36,483
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06-06-22, 11:08 PM
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#3046
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Daddy day care
Join Date: Sep 2011
Posts: 23,920
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Quote:
Originally Posted by badpiggy
Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery. Daffy says to Elmer "is this whiskey?" Elmer says, "yeth but not as whiskey and wobbing a bank."
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Withpec'
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removing all the weak links makes us stronger
too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all, but not VVD or Fabinho
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18-06-22, 05:52 PM
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Paisley
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 11,701
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My daughter just walked into the living room and said : "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV and stereo and iPhone and iPod and my laptop.
Please take all of my jewellery to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my new car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother.”
Well, she didn't put it quite like that, she actually said... “Dad, this is my new boyfriend, he supports Everton"
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Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
Those that killed her, were following the law.
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29-06-22, 11:09 PM
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Pig hater
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 6,411
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Traffic was a nightmare on my way home tonight, an ice cream van had crashed round the corner from my house. The whole area was coned off.
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30-06-22, 03:19 PM
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#3049
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Big Girl's Blouse
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 36,483
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