It appears you have not yet registered with our community. To register please click here...

est1892
Old 09-07-06, 03:14 PM   #1
Liverpool
Paisley
 
Liverpool's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 14,476
The nun

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat.
The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would
have sex with him.

The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off
at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver
says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get
that nun to have sex with you."
The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the
bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the
nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes
and
some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her
you were God and command her
to have sex with you."

The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes
to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule,
the nun shows up.
While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks
out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I
am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you
must have sex with me first," he says.

The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her
virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about
having sex with the nun.

After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts
out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "

The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting,
"Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"
Liverpool is offline   Reply With Quote
Advertisement.
Don't Like Adverts? (Register or Donate)
Liver Bird
Old 09-07-06, 03:25 PM   #2
AnfieldForever
Has left his site in good hands...
 
AnfieldForever's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 6,263
Quality!!!!!!
AnfieldForever is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

  est1892 > General > Jokes, Links & Funnies

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 06:07 AM.


Our Current Balance versus Target. Please help us: (Donate)

Kindly Hosted By DigitalWales
Any posts remain the responsibility of the poster. Neither est1892, its Owners nor any company affiliated will be held responsible from any disputes arising from these posts. The views raised are not necessarily those held by the website or its owners.

 

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2019, vBulletin Solutions Inc.