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Old 26-06-09, 07:07 PM   #81
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Old 27-06-09, 10:54 AM   #82
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Old 28-06-09, 09:51 PM   #83
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"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."

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Old 03-07-09, 04:36 PM   #84
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Old 08-07-09, 08:50 PM   #85
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"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."

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Old 08-07-09, 09:05 PM   #86
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Some of the comments are funny...

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this chick is givin me a willie right now itz awesome this is like porn i know dudes is wackin of hard to this right now
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Old 09-07-09, 08:35 AM   #87
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Old 09-07-09, 09:21 AM   #88
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Old 09-07-09, 02:53 PM   #89
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Old 13-07-09, 10:26 AM   #90
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Old 13-07-09, 04:18 PM   #91
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Old 15-07-09, 03:33 PM   #92
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Binocular Football

fucking mad bastards haha

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Old 15-07-09, 03:35 PM   #93
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Hahaha that's brilliant!
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Old 15-07-09, 04:26 PM   #94
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Old 15-07-09, 04:29 PM   #95
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Old 15-07-09, 05:14 PM   #96
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few years old now, but still funny as fuck.

The Japs make some fantastic TV.

Check this one out. I remember when i first watched it at a mates place. Absolutely cacked ourselves.

They're in a library and they have to try keep quiet

You have to watch it with sound, the giggling just makes it funnier.


Im pissing myself now watching it for about the 100th time
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Old 15-07-09, 05:33 PM   #97
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I think the series Endurance would be hard to beat.

Remember them tying contestants to chairs and then playing the sound of a chargin snorting bull behind them on a cart so it sounded like it was getting closer.

Also the one where they covered the contestants in fish food and dipped them head first in to a pool full of hungry giant catfish
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Old 15-07-09, 06:30 PM   #98
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Oh yeas, Japanese TV shows
This one is quite similar:

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Old 15-07-09, 06:30 PM   #99
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They are fucking brilliant the Jap gameshows. I could watch them all day

Takeshi's Castle is still one of the best. The part where they have to charge through one of the doors, knowing one of the 4 is a solid concrete wall, some of them absolutely launch into it
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Old 15-07-09, 09:59 PM   #100
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They are fucking brilliant the Jap gameshows. I could watch them all day

Takeshi's Castle is still one of the best. The part where they have to charge through one of the doors, knowing one of the 4 is a solid concrete wall, some of them absolutely launch into it
Love that show, I hope to get over there some time with a few mates and take part, would be mental!!
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Old 16-07-09, 10:02 AM   #101
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They are fucking brilliant the Jap gameshows. I could watch them all day

Takeshi's Castle is still one of the best. The part where they have to charge through one of the doors, knowing one of the 4 is a solid concrete wall, some of them absolutely launch into it
Saw one once where some nut jub launched himself head first at every door...worked on the first door, but not on the second...oh my god...it looked so painful.

Also watched some lad launch himself shoulder first at one of the non-paper doors only to smash straight through it....

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Love that show, I hope to get over there some time with a few mates and take part, would be mental!!
Ditto on that one, either that or the thing that Richard Hammond presented on the Beeb...Total Wipeout or something like that?
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Old 16-07-09, 10:30 AM   #102
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few years old now, but still funny as fuck.

Gonna say, I saw this years and years ago but it's still fucking funny
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Old 16-07-09, 10:40 AM   #103
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Gonna say, I saw this years and years ago but it's still fucking funny
The look on his face when he gets it for the third time in a row, he's not a happy jappy.

Also the sound the fella makes when the old fella nibbles at his ear, cracks me up every time
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Old 16-07-09, 06:51 PM   #104
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High Rollers on Takeshis is fuckin boss.

Cracks me up every time.
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Old 16-07-09, 07:43 PM   #105
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The look on his face when he gets it for the third time in a row, he's not a happy jappy.

Also the sound the fella makes when the old fella nibbles at his ear, cracks me up every time
I was talking about Binocular Football ...obviously you weren't.
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Old 17-07-09, 03:40 PM   #106
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I was talking about Binocular Football ...obviously you weren't.


The binocular football is very funny.

I was talking about the vid i posted though
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Old 20-07-09, 01:06 PM   #107
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Welsh pizza complaint

This is fully deserving of its own thread!

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Old 20-07-09, 04:13 PM   #108
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Old 21-07-09, 07:51 AM   #109
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Loved this, particularly the self loathing and shame he felt when he slowly realised just how much of a tit he'd made out of himself.
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Old 21-07-09, 10:50 AM   #112
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LMFAO!

I was expecting it to be just a pizza base, didn't expect he could be even more of a tit than that!
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Old 21-07-09, 02:03 PM   #113
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Old 21-07-09, 08:39 PM   #114
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This isnt youtube, its prob not worth watching in work, but it is funny as fuck.


http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/call-a-ho/
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Old 21-07-09, 09:37 PM   #115
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That's Sheephead off Soccer AM innit?
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Old 22-07-09, 12:45 PM   #116
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Lads...watch the above clip. Not exactly SFW, but it's not filth and it's fucking funny
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Old 22-07-09, 03:00 PM   #117
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Only in Ireland ....lol
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This isnt youtube, its prob not worth watching in work, but it is funny as fuck.


http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/call-a-ho/
thats brilliant !
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