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Old 10-01-07, 05:00 PM   #1
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Liverpool takeover-counter bid

Seems Michael Jackson is preparing a bid for Liverpool. Seems he likes the idea of being spanked by 11 kids at home
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Old 10-01-07, 09:25 PM   #3
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am getting a bit pissed off with the number of times ive had this in texts today
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Old 10-01-07, 11:09 PM   #5
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Old 10-01-07, 11:25 PM   #6
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Seems Michael Jackson is preparing a bid for Liverpool. Seems he likes the idea of being spanked by 11 kids at home
Yes, I was sent this text message several times today by Arsenal fans. Not impressed :whatever:
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Old 11-01-07, 12:15 AM   #7
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I got it 4 times on text. I even got it from the senior partner in my office via email.

I even got a phone call tonight from somebody I've not spoken to for 18 months to gloat about last nights result.
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Old 11-01-07, 12:58 AM   #8
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I suppose everyone got the Gary Gliter one as well
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Old 11-01-07, 01:13 AM   #9
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I suppose everyone got the Gary Gliter one as well
Nope didnt get that one.

But isn't it funny how the Michael Jackson text got spread round so quickly? A lot of very sad Arsenal wankers out there.

God I hate them. Tomorrow I'm sending every Gooner I know more pics of their CL final defeat.

"Where's your European Cups you *****?"
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Old 11-01-07, 01:17 AM   #10
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Nope didnt get that one.

But isn't it funny how the Michael Jackson text got spread round so quickly? A lot of very sad Arsenal wankers out there.

God I hate them. Tomorrow I'm sending every Gooner I know more pics of their CL final defeat.

"Where's your European Cups you *****?"
Wankers i got a shit load of textes from them during the match :whatever:

and my comeback was there choking final in 2006 and our 5 time winning the champions league in 2005
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Wankers i got a shit load of textes from them during the match :whatever:

and my comeback was there choking final in 2006 and our 5 time winning the champions league in 2005
Yep, that's the best ammunition. Here's some pics to assist:-







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Yep, that's the best ammunition. Here's some pics to assist:-









Email just sent to my Arsenal friends
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Old 11-01-07, 01:57 AM   #13
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I wonder if anyone sought alternative routes to the Holloway Rd on 18 May

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I wonder if anyone sought alternative routes to the Holloway Rd on 18 May

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Complete wankers i was so happy hey didnt win the chokers and they can fook off with there Carling cup win all they want :whatever:
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Complete wankers i was so happy hey didnt win the chokers and they can fook off with there Carling cup win all they want :whatever:
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This is a pretty good thread, even if I do say so myself.

Right, I'm off to watch the DVD of the CL Final 2006
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Old 12-01-07, 04:03 PM   #18
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Liverpool signing

Liverpool FC have signed Michael Jackson.

At a press conference Jacko said that the prospect of being spanked by 11 kids at home was too good to turn down.


- I'm never going to stop getting abuse from the gooners in work! Yesterday I had an entire meeting board laid across my desk with newspaper clippings and all the gooners in the office left messages like a birthday card
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Liverpool FC have signed Michael Jackson.

At a press conference Jacko said that the prospect of being spanked by 11 kids at home was too good to turn down.


- I'm never going to stop getting abuse from the gooners in work! Yesterday I had an entire meeting board laid across my desk with newspaper clippings and all the gooners in the office left messages like a birthday card
Yeah mate, and you used to defend these wankers on Koptalk
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