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Old 25-04-08, 03:21 PM   #1
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st patrick was english???

its paddys day and two english lads head for the local bar just after lunch.

they sit down and order a couple of pints.

over in the corner is paddy the irishman wildly celebrating and dancing all by himself having a great time.

the english lads decide it would be a good time to try to wind paddy up.

first fella goes over to paddy and says to him "did you know st patrick was an englishman"????????

paddy says nothing continues to dance away drinking his pint enjoying himself.

second englishman decides he would have a go at annoying paddy..........

"did you know st patrick was a dirty horribe cuntish ignorant annoying bastard"?????????????????


paddy looks at him and replies........











































"aye your mate was sayin"...............
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Old 28-04-08, 05:28 PM   #2
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AHAHAHAHAHA! That one made out laugh out loud at work!
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Old 28-04-08, 05:30 PM   #3
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Old 28-04-08, 05:36 PM   #4
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Is it true he was also a Protestant?
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Old 28-04-08, 06:10 PM   #5
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Old 28-04-08, 08:25 PM   #6
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he was welsh anyways
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Old 28-04-08, 09:13 PM   #7
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Old 29-04-08, 03:06 AM   #8
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Old 30-04-08, 02:01 PM   #9
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and he had a tail
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Old 08-05-08, 10:11 PM   #10
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Is it true he was also a Protestant?
No that was ET.

WHY?????



























































Because ET looks like a protestant.Joking
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