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Old 13-11-08, 09:52 AM   #1
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after 40 years of marriage

a couple was lying in bed one evening, when
the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in
quite some time.
It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began
moving down past the small of her back.
He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down
over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.
He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed
past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently
over
her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her
inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He
continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped,
rolled over and started to watch the tv.
As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a
loving voice, 'That was wonderful. Why did you stop?'



He said, 'I found the remote'.
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Old 13-11-08, 03:19 PM   #2
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You speakin about a personal experience then?
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Old 13-11-08, 05:01 PM   #3
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Old 13-11-08, 05:49 PM   #4
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Old 13-11-08, 05:54 PM   #5
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I know laughter is infectious but it's not a competition.
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Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



May the Lord bless this post.

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Old 13-11-08, 05:58 PM   #6
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Good spot!
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Old 13-11-08, 06:18 PM   #7
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I know laughter is infectious but it's not a competition.
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Old 13-11-08, 06:22 PM   #8
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Old 13-11-08, 06:32 PM   #9
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:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
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Old 13-11-08, 06:33 PM   #10
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Old 13-11-08, 06:35 PM   #11
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I done it on purpose smegface
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Old 13-11-08, 06:36 PM   #12
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I know! hence my smiley that doesn't work... nevermind I'll stop stalking you now
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Old 13-11-08, 06:36 PM   #13
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yeah fuck off

please dont, it's comforting to be honest.
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Old 13-11-08, 07:23 PM   #14
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Old 13-11-08, 07:28 PM   #15
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now you're just being silly
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Old 13-11-08, 07:49 PM   #16
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I won!
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