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Old 25-11-08, 02:50 PM   #1
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Why should you never play cards in the jungle?






















There's too many cheetas!
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Old 25-11-08, 03:19 PM   #2
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whats a cheeta?

i presume you dont mean a cheetah as they dont live in the jungle
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Old 25-11-08, 05:07 PM   #3
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There's too many cheetas!
are you 5 or 6 young un
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Old 25-11-08, 05:14 PM   #4
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why are there no headache tablets in the jungle































cos the parrottseatemall
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Old 25-11-08, 08:40 PM   #5
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There's too many cheetas!
That joke's that old they did a fucking episode of "Timeteam" on it!! I thought we were gonna get a new spin on an old gag there. What a fuckin' let down!
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Old 25-11-08, 09:50 PM   #6
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FFS what's next? This.....

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What's brown and sticky?

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Old 25-11-08, 10:37 PM   #7
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That made me laugh 'coz I'm too thick to do his logic tests

Nice one kidda... you rock
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Old 25-11-08, 10:59 PM   #8
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loooooool
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Old 26-11-08, 12:45 AM   #9
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Where do pirates shop?



























Arrrrrrgos
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Old 26-11-08, 11:21 PM   #10
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Old 27-11-08, 12:39 AM   #11
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There's too many cheetas!
"There are"
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