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Old 12-01-09, 12:20 PM   #1
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Curtains

Blonde enters a store that sell curtains. She tells the salesman,
"I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.
The salesman assured her that they had a large selection of pink
curtains. He showed her several patterns, but the blond seemed to be
having a hard time choosing.
Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman asked what size curtains she needed.
The blond replies "fifteen inches."
"Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small,
what room are they for?"
The blond tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her
computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, "but, Miss, computers do not have
curtains!"

The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!"
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Old 12-01-09, 12:22 PM   #2
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I don't really know what to say to this
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Old 12-01-09, 12:58 PM   #3
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I don't really know what to say to this
you said too much
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"Sky and Setanta have the right to choose their games and it will be the same for everyone. So Mr Ferguson will not be complaining about fixtures and a campaign against United.

"Or there is another option. That Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple."
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Old 12-01-09, 01:21 PM   #4
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Blonde enters a store that sell curtains. She tells the salesman,
"I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.
The salesman assured her that they had a large selection of pink
curtains. He showed her several patterns, but the blond seemed to be
having a hard time choosing.
Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman asked what size curtains she needed.
The blond replies "fifteen inches."
"Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small,
what room are they for?"
The blond tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her
computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, "but, Miss, computers do not have
curtains!"

The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!"
I'm sorry but this joke is years old!...must do better next time!
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Old 12-01-09, 01:44 PM   #5
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