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Old 02-06-08, 11:11 AM   #1
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Bill decided to propose to Susan, but prior to her acceptance Susan had to confess to her man about her childhood illness.
She informed Bill that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old.

He stated that it was OK because he loved her so so much.

However, Bill felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he had a deformity too.

Bill looked Susan in the eyes and said....'I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are
married.' She said, 'Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size penis.'

Susan and Bill got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon. Bill whisked Susan off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, holding one another... As Susan put her hands in Bills pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Bill ran after her to find out what was wrong.

She said, 'You told me your penis was the size of an infant!'


Yes, it is.... 8lbs 7oz and 19 inches long.
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Old 02-06-08, 12:53 PM   #2
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Why DIDNT the duck cross the road?

















Coz he spoke with the chicken first, who told him "Dont do it, you'll never hear the end of it"
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Old 02-06-08, 01:50 PM   #3
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Why DIDNT the duck cross the road?

















Coz he spoke with the chicken first, who told him "Dont do it, you'll never hear the end of it"

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Old 02-06-08, 03:26 PM   #4
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