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Old 02-06-08, 02:34 PM   #1
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piss poor joke

A fella is stood having a piss when in comes another man and stands by him at the urinal

As this other man starts to piss he sprays it all over the show

" What the fuck !! "

" Sorry mate. I play darts and when I put them away in my pocket after a match I think they must stab my old man causing this problem "

The man passes him a card " Here mate, go see this man "

" Cheers, is he a doctor ? "

" No, he plays the clarinet, he'll show you how to hold the fuckin thing !! "
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Old 02-06-08, 03:51 PM   #2
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....things a bit on the slow side for you today Tufts
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Old 03-06-08, 01:52 AM   #3
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Guy goes into the doctor's office and tells him he has a cricket ball up his ass.
"Hows that?" says the doc.
"Dont you start"
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