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Old 03-04-07, 11:25 AM   #1
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Old people and pork pies

What do pensioners' fannys and pork pies have in common?

You need to bite off the crust and lick through the jelly before you can get to the meat.
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Old 03-04-07, 11:30 AM   #2
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Why do 90 year old women have regular Gyneacology checks?



You ever tried opening a cheese toastie?
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Old 04-04-07, 01:52 AM   #3
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Old 04-04-07, 03:38 AM   #4
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Old 04-04-07, 08:46 AM   #5
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That's just nasty!
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Old 04-04-07, 09:14 AM   #6
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Fookin hell. That's disgusting.
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Old 04-04-07, 09:35 AM   #7
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That's the foulest thing I've ever heard.

Apart from Mika's last single.
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