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close encounters of the weird kind.
one night while working the bar at pan-am club just after it opened, someone came up to me and asked if i could serve this wonky guy who looked retarded. i glanced over and said "that's didi hamann. he's just like that, you're fine."
i was convinced i had seen a werewolf there as well, but on closer examination, it was abel xavier. one night at work i detected a scandinavian accent, and threw a bit of danish his way. we got to chatting a bit, and then my shift was up. 10 minutes later at the taxi rank, we met again, and he asked what i had done in copenhagen and i told him i was playing in a band there, so i asked him what he did, and he said he played for FCK. "you're thomas myhre." "yup." "want to split a cab?" "sure!"
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16-03-09, 01:53 PM
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16-03-09, 01:56 PM
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(invitation to post your own)
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16-03-09, 01:59 PM
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16-03-09, 02:03 PM
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true tails of bizzarre happenings into the men we support; and a couple we don't. fair play to myhre though, he was by far the nicest of the lot
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16-03-09, 02:05 PM
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I met John Barnes once at Thorpe Park, queing up for the 3D cinema lolz. Legend and a top man!! His bird was
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16-03-09, 02:11 PM
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met, or gawked at?
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16-03-09, 06:03 PM
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Definitely met - his bird introduced me after we got chatting (whilst JB was signing autographs and having photos taken). Told her I was a massive red and she introduced me when he was free!! A memorable day I can tell you.. the log flume got stuck on the cresp of the drop and we had to climb out.... I am scared of heights!!! 
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16-03-09, 06:07 PM
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NEVER show john barnes your weakness.
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16-03-09, 06:14 PM
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Dude, a member since Saturday and nearly 100 posts already?!!
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16-03-09, 06:15 PM
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when it comes to lfc, i don't fuck around!
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16-03-09, 06:18 PM
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16-03-09, 06:19 PM
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indeed.
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saw kevin keegan trip up outside anfield when he ws fulham manager and we got them in the cup
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was it thomas myhre that filmed himself getting drilled by a woman with a strap on?
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haha yeah Postma, course it bloody was
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 wiki "pegging", it's fascinating
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Met Kevin Keegan whilst working for Key 103 in Manchester. Was working with the news team and I went to cover Kevin becoming Citeh manager. Was the first guy on the scene and was treated like a star by all the citeh fans despite them finding out who I supported. They wouldn't let anyone near him but me at first, good day. Top bloke Keegan got a quick LFC chat with him too whilst in a corridor at Maine Road, strange times
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16-03-09, 08:21 PM
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Didn't someone once see Philip Schofield shitting into a crisp packet?
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16-03-09, 09:10 PM
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No word of a lie, I wish I was lying. On the National Express from Leeds to Sheffield last week, at around 4 o clock, there I was absent-mindedly admiring the scenery. Traffic came to a standstill and what did I see? None other than Philip Schofield straining and wheezing, trousers round his ankles with an empty packet of McCoys tenuously balanced between his shoes. He curled off a cuban cigar out of his winking one eyed chocolate starfish, got back into his Renault Clio and rejoined traffic.
Come on Phil. Your behaviour's unacceptable. 
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16-03-09, 09:17 PM
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Knew it!
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