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Old 16-03-09, 01:51 PM   #1
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close encounters of the weird kind.

one night while working the bar at pan-am club just after it opened, someone came up to me and asked if i could serve this wonky guy who looked retarded. i glanced over and said "that's didi hamann. he's just like that, you're fine."

i was convinced i had seen a werewolf there as well, but on closer examination, it was abel xavier.

one night at work i detected a scandinavian accent, and threw a bit of danish his way. we got to chatting a bit, and then my shift was up. 10 minutes later at the taxi rank, we met again, and he asked what i had done in copenhagen and i told him i was playing in a band there, so i asked him what he did, and he said he played for FCK.

"you're thomas myhre."

"yup."

"want to split a cab?"

"sure!"
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Old 16-03-09, 01:56 PM   #3
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Old 16-03-09, 01:59 PM   #4
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I didn't get it. This is you meeting these people?
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Old 16-03-09, 02:03 PM   #5
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true tails of bizzarre happenings into the men we support; and a couple we don't. fair play to myhre though, he was by far the nicest of the lot
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Old 16-03-09, 02:05 PM   #6
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I met John Barnes once at Thorpe Park, queing up for the 3D cinema lolz. Legend and a top man!! His bird was
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Old 16-03-09, 02:11 PM   #7
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met, or gawked at?

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Old 16-03-09, 06:03 PM   #8
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met, or gawked at?



Definitely met - his bird introduced me after we got chatting (whilst JB was signing autographs and having photos taken). Told her I was a massive red and she introduced me when he was free!! A memorable day I can tell you.. the log flume got stuck on the cresp of the drop and we had to climb out.... I am scared of heights!!!
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NEVER show john barnes your weakness.
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Old 16-03-09, 06:14 PM   #10
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Dude, a member since Saturday and nearly 100 posts already?!!
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when it comes to lfc, i don't fuck around!
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Old 16-03-09, 06:18 PM   #12
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when it comes to lfc, i don't fuck around!
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saw kevin keegan trip up outside anfield when he ws fulham manager and we got them in the cup
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was it thomas myhre that filmed himself getting drilled by a woman with a strap on?
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Old 16-03-09, 07:11 PM   #16
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was it thomas myhre that filmed himself getting drilled by a woman with a strap on?
Stefen Postma I believe

Oh jesus, I just searched for it.

Err, not searched for 'it', for mere clarification

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haha yeah Postma, course it bloody was
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Old 16-03-09, 07:24 PM   #18
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Oh jesus, I just searched for it.

Err, not searched for 'it', for mere clarification
hahaha wiki "pegging", it's fascinating
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Met Kevin Keegan whilst working for Key 103 in Manchester. Was working with the news team and I went to cover Kevin becoming Citeh manager. Was the first guy on the scene and was treated like a star by all the citeh fans despite them finding out who I supported. They wouldn't let anyone near him but me at first, good day. Top bloke Keegan got a quick LFC chat with him too whilst in a corridor at Maine Road, strange times
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mate, thats one of the funiest things ive ever read- sig material!!

i hope its true
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lol Shaggy said that but it's not true. He got me with it though
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No word of a lie, I wish I was lying. On the National Express from Leeds to Sheffield last week, at around 4 o clock, there I was absent-mindedly admiring the scenery. Traffic came to a standstill and what did I see? None other than Philip Schofield straining and wheezing, trousers round his ankles with an empty packet of McCoys tenuously balanced between his shoes. He curled off a cuban cigar out of his winking one eyed chocolate starfish, got back into his Renault Clio and rejoined traffic.

Come on Phil. Your behaviour's unacceptable.

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