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Old 29-08-19, 12:37 PM   #23521
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Shame us keeping Lovren has made United stronger.
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Old 29-08-19, 04:14 PM   #23522
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Can we get an agent to clarify what that means please.
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Old 29-08-19, 05:23 PM   #23523
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"A Liverpool fan, an Arsenal fan and a Manchester United fan were all in Saudi Arabia drinking a smuggled crate of booze.

All of a sudden Saudi police rushed in and arrested them.

For their punishment the Saudi Arabia Sheik decided that the punishment should be 20 lashes with a whip.

As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik suddenly said: "It is my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."

The Arsenal fan was first in line (he had consumed the least), so he thought about it for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back."

This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through it.

The Arsenal fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying when the punishment was done.

The Manchester United fan was next up (he almost finished a half-keg), and after watching the scene, said: "Choice! Please fix two pillows on my back."

But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again.

The Liverpool fan was the last one up (he had finished off the keg), but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said: "You are from a most beautiful part of England, your city has some of the best and most loyal football fans in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"

"Cheers mate, your Most Royal and Merciful highness", the Liverpool fan replied.

"In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."

"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave." The Sheik said with an admiring look on his face.

"If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Sheik asked.

"Tie that Manchester United fan to my back..."
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Old 29-08-19, 05:34 PM   #23524
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Thanks for blowing the cobwebs off that one
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Old 29-08-19, 08:39 PM   #23525
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Old 30-08-19, 04:15 AM   #23526
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Old 30-08-19, 06:59 AM   #23527
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Old 30-08-19, 09:15 AM   #23528
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Sanchez moves on loan to inter, and utd are paying the chunk of his £400,000 PER WEEK wages while he's away on his holidays

He is the highest earner at Old Trafford, and it is believed United are subsidising his wage - around £400,000 a week - to allow the move to Italy.
Sanchez has had a disastrous 19 months at Old Trafford since leaving Arsenal in January 2018, scoring just five times in 45 appearances.

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Old 30-08-19, 09:25 AM   #23529
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Seems their fans reckon Greenwood or Gomes might start in place of Martial. Sanchez leaving actually makes them very light upfront, and injuries to Martial and Rashford can really fuck them. Lingard has 1 goal in 20 apps so he's no use. Will be interesting to see them against Southampton, a loss and there is massive pressure on Ole.
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Old 30-08-19, 09:36 AM   #23530
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Seems their fans reckon Greenwood or Gomes might start in place of Martial. Sanchez leaving actually makes them very light upfront, and injuries to Martial and Rashford can really fuck them. Lingard has 1 goal in 20 apps so he's no use. Will be interesting to see them against Southampton, a loss and there is massive pressure on Ole.
Martial is already out injured. I see Ingsy's Saints making a new hole in between their already softened cheeks this weekend. Ole's at the wheel, will soon be Ole's on the dole
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Old 30-08-19, 09:39 AM   #23531
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Old 30-08-19, 09:49 AM   #23532
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Since United are paying Sanchez, mostly, I think they should have stuck with him for another season, or at least replaced him. They are doing such a fantastically bad job at this rebuilding job that it's beyond my wildest dreams.
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Old 30-08-19, 09:50 AM   #23533
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Martial is already out injured. I see Ingsy's Saints making a new hole in between their already softened cheeks this weekend. Ole's at the wheel, will soon be Ole's on the dole
Exactly, Shaw out as well, they could be real trouble soon. Hope Rangers and United are drawn in the same group.
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Old 30-08-19, 09:52 AM   #23534
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Exactly, Shaw out as well, they could be real trouble soon. Hope Rangers and United are drawn in the same group.
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Old 30-08-19, 09:54 AM   #23535
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I guess they've got to consider it progress, clearing out expensive deadwood.
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Old 30-08-19, 10:18 AM   #23536
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I guess they've got to consider it progress, clearing out expensive deadwood.
Yeah, suppose so, they are talking about Sancho 2020, which I feel is rather far fetched at the moment, I mean they are also bricking it facing Southampton at the weekend Happily, I just can't see them making top four at all.
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Old 30-08-19, 12:02 PM   #23537
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WOODWARD hahaha

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Old 30-08-19, 12:36 PM   #23538
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They are in group L With Astana number two, Partizan and AZ Alkmaar.

Could be tricky, at least a tough away and a long trip.
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Old 30-08-19, 06:18 PM   #23539
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Proper glamour ties.

Dunno why, but it being Group L makes it all the sweeter. Like there’s about 300 teams in it.
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Old 31-08-19, 11:29 AM   #23540
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The flight to Astana is longer than Manchester - New York.
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Old 31-08-19, 11:31 AM   #23541
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I see Southampton are missing quite a few players today. Have this lot ever had to play someones strongest 11?
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Old 31-08-19, 11:45 AM   #23542
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That UTD line up is fucking awful
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Old 31-08-19, 12:21 PM   #23543
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They're 'only' a quality CB, CM, and CF away from being a good team. We've been there.
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Old 31-08-19, 12:53 PM   #23544
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Decent goal to be fair
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Old 31-08-19, 12:53 PM   #23545
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Old 31-08-19, 12:56 PM   #23546
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Utd will need 2 because De Gea is bound to perform his special move and throw one into his own net sooner or later.
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Old 31-08-19, 01:18 PM   #23547
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Of course Southamptonís best player , Bertrand , is not playing
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Old 31-08-19, 01:37 PM   #23548
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Is he really Southampton's best player? The poor sods. He's fucking awful.
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Old 31-08-19, 01:49 PM   #23549
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Is he really Southampton's best player? The poor sods. He's fucking awful.
Is he? Think heís pretty good myself. Hey ho.
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Old 31-08-19, 01:51 PM   #23550
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It's glorious seeing them be so fucking shit

Every single game is life and death for them
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Look at the state of their bench.
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Old 31-08-19, 01:54 PM   #23552
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Over 2/3rds in and no pen yet?

Dean will put that right soon enough I'm sure.
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Old 31-08-19, 02:06 PM   #23553
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Danso sent off, absolutely stupid tackle. Was there for the saints too. Now it is full on defence
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Old 31-08-19, 02:21 PM   #23554
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Old 31-08-19, 02:26 PM   #23555
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Great result saints 25 mins with 10 men and missing their two best players in Redmond and Bertrand. Lovely
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Old 31-08-19, 02:26 PM   #23556
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Old 31-08-19, 02:26 PM   #23557
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Southampton have really dropped off over the last couple of seasons, haven't they?
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Old 31-08-19, 02:27 PM   #23558
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Turned it off in the first half. McGuire hit a pass (possibly mis-hit)from his own area and luckily for him found his own player, BT commentators said it was a great pass out of defence and it was great he had the confidence to do it.
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Ole at the heel. What a cunt.
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Old 31-08-19, 02:35 PM   #23560
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Southampton have really dropped off over the last couple of seasons, haven't they?
Yes, 17th and 16th in the league the last two seasons after 8th the year before. Still not shit enough to lose to utd though.
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