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Old 25-07-10, 06:54 PM   #881
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Alex Higgins is due to be buried in a peaceful corner of a cemetery, with a Chinese fella to one side, a Jamaican on the other and in front of him a Pakistani.

A family spokesman has said he's completely snookered behind the yellow, black and brown.

Awaiting the Chrono "racist" backlash.....
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Old 25-07-10, 07:26 PM   #882
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Because complaining about racism is such a pain to hear, isn't it?

Yes, yes, it's the thread for it.
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Old 26-07-10, 01:25 PM   #883
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This is a great thread this. Some class jokes and every few pages there is always a nark. All it needs is some tit pics and we're boxed off.


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Im sick of all these Alex Higgins jokes, he has only just died, give him a break.
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Old 26-07-10, 01:36 PM   #884
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This is a great thread this. Some class jokes and every few pages there is always a nark. All it needs is some tit pics and we're boxed off.


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Im sick of all these Alex Higgins jokes, he has only just died, give him a break.
Right on cue
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Old 26-07-10, 02:32 PM   #885
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Give it a rest will you
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Old 26-07-10, 04:16 PM   #886
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They tried to hurry his funeral along but the funeral directors have a backlog, he was told to get to the back of the cue.
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Old 26-07-10, 04:58 PM   #887
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Old 26-07-10, 05:57 PM   #888
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Any truth in the rumour he's gettin' buried in his favourite cue-case?
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Old 27-07-10, 07:22 AM   #889
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Old 30-07-10, 03:41 PM   #890
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No survivors as Pakistani plane crash kills 152. Both families are devastated!
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Old 30-07-10, 06:03 PM   #891
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No survivors as Pakistani plane crash kills 152. Both families are devastated!
Im not arsed about touchy jokes but bit harsh when you consider someone here was affected init?
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Old 31-07-10, 02:43 AM   #892
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It's a tough one, I hear what you're saying and I will delete it if people think I should, but I would think this is the type of thread were anything goes and you could offend anyone at some point - I mean, look at a few posts earlier.
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Old 02-08-10, 02:34 PM   #893
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Was actually at Alex Higgin's wake, you wanna see the cue.
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Old 04-08-10, 11:59 PM   #894
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Massive slip of the *ahem* tongue on Newstalks Coleman at Large!!!


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Old 05-08-10, 12:49 PM   #895
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Why are crabs so self-centred?

Because they're shellfish.

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Old 05-08-10, 01:53 PM   #896
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Why are crabs so self-centred?

Because they're shellfish.

you just broke all the rules in the book with that post...
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Old 09-08-10, 12:58 PM   #897
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Not sick but there's nowhere else to put it..

Priest and a hindu were making toast. Suddenly the priest exclaims 'look, there is an image of Jesus in my margerine!'

The hindu says 'I can't believe its not Buddha'
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Old 09-08-10, 05:45 PM   #898
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Not sick but there's nowhere else to put it..

Priest and a hindu were making toast. Suddenly the priest exclaims 'look, there is an image of Jesus in my margerine!'

The hindu says 'I can't believe its not Buddha'
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Old 13-08-10, 09:32 AM   #899
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What's green with 300 eyes?

A tree in Pakistan
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Old 13-08-10, 03:32 PM   #900
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LMAO....oh dear lol
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Old 23-08-10, 05:28 PM   #901
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Newsflash : The BNP have just donated 6000 crocdiles to the Pakistan flood appeal.

Aid workers helping the victims of the floods say the stench in Pakistan is almost un-bearable....and it's going to get worse now there's dead bodies lying around!
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Old 05-09-10, 11:48 AM   #902
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Iranian News: Adulterous woman sentenced to be lashed and stoned.

Fuck Amsterdam for a stag do, Tehran now appears to be the party capital of the world!
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Old 09-09-10, 10:03 PM   #903
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Just ordered a new Porsche & mentioned it on my Facebook page, I said "I can't wait for the new 911" & now 4000 muslims have added me as a friend!
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Old 11-09-10, 12:57 PM   #904
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shamelessly stolen, thanks for that

...bet I get hate mail now....
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Old 12-09-10, 05:12 PM   #905
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How do you stop a dog humping your leg?

Suck its' cock.
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Old 15-09-10, 04:00 PM   #906
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A woman died of Diarrhoea today after having anal sex with 6 men in a vintage car. Police say it was a Pretty Shitty Gang Bang.
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Old 15-09-10, 06:03 PM   #907
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George Michael is settling in well with his new bald jail mate, so well infact he's penned a new song call 'hairless fister'
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Old 20-09-10, 08:28 AM   #908
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After being bummed senseless on each of his first three nights in jail, George Michael has today appealed against his sentence. He has asked for an extra 5 years.
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Old 20-09-10, 02:37 PM   #909
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Old 20-09-10, 03:48 PM   #911
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I must be bad...
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Old 20-09-10, 03:48 PM   #912
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Old 20-09-10, 04:00 PM   #913
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Old 21-09-10, 12:14 AM   #914
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Old 23-09-10, 12:07 PM   #916
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Old 24-09-10, 11:50 AM   #917
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Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson.

Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right welly, followed by the left.

He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers.

Grabbing both sides of his checked shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap on to a pile of hay.

"What the feck are you doing Mick" says Paddy.

"Jeez Paddy, ye frightened the livin bejasus out of me, says an obviously embarrassed Mick, "but me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor".
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Old 24-09-10, 02:33 PM   #918
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Old 27-09-10, 06:23 PM   #919
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Nine years of searching, 140 000 troops deployed, $125 billion spent and still the Americans can't manage to find a man who lives in a cave.

No wonder Batman was so successful.
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Old 27-09-10, 06:24 PM   #920
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My mates shagging twins who both like it up the arse...

I said "How do you tell them apart??"

He said "Easy! Sally's got long blonde hair...... and Dereks got a moustache"
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