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Old 17-03-21, 05:09 PM   #1
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Recording sleep

Does anyone do this? I've been doing it for months and some the shit it records is hilarious haha! Here's a few I've download lol.

https://bit.ly/38QsHto
https://bit.ly/3qW7CEd
https://bit.ly/2MEm9Gh
https://bit.ly/36arxHQ
https://bit.ly/2Yfsr1j
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Old 17-03-21, 05:14 PM   #2
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That second one was deliberate, you can fuck off pretending you were asleep
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Old 17-03-21, 05:36 PM   #3
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Does anyone do this? I've been doing it for months and some the shit it records is hilarious haha! Here's a few I've download lol.

https://bit.ly/38QsHto
https://bit.ly/3qW7CEd
https://bit.ly/2MEm9Gh
https://bit.ly/36arxHQ
https://bit.ly/2Yfsr1j
I did a few years ago...99% of the recordings were just farts though

Will listen to yours when I get in later...something to look forward to!
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Old 17-03-21, 05:46 PM   #4
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That second one was deliberate, you can fuck off pretending you were asleep
Haha all genuine mate I shit you not!
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Old 17-03-21, 06:47 PM   #5
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number three for me slinks !
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Old 17-03-21, 06:55 PM   #6
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number three for me slinks !
Haha rank isn't it! I know some probably won't find it very funny as it's a bit coarse but I piss myself when I listen back to the clips. I had some classics but lost them under the old app when I changed my phone.
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Old 17-03-21, 07:16 PM   #7
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Haha rank isn't it! I know some probably won't find it very funny as it's a bit coarse but I piss myself when I listen back to the clips. I had some classics but lost them under the old app when I changed my phone.
Mate, coronavirus has lowered the entertainment bar massively. I asked Google home on Sunday "say the German word for daddy" and me and Mrs V laughed like drains.
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Old 17-03-21, 07:44 PM   #8
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Mate, coronavirus has lowered the entertainment bar massively. I asked Google home on Sunday "say the German word for daddy" and me and Mrs V laughed like drains.


That's true to be fair. Lol
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Does anyone do this? I've been doing it for months and some the shit it records is hilarious haha! Here's a few I've download lol.

https://bit.ly/38QsHto
https://bit.ly/3qW7CEd
https://bit.ly/2MEm9Gh
https://bit.ly/36arxHQ
https://bit.ly/2Yfsr1j


Had a feeling they might be farts haha. The third one is the funniest

"There's a tree...right in your face"
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Old 17-03-21, 09:55 PM   #10
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Mate, coronavirus has lowered the entertainment bar massively. I asked Google home on Sunday "say the German word for daddy" and me and Mrs V laughed like drains.
it definitely has lowered the bar.

why did I feel the need to listen to them all?

Why was I frustrated Slinky didn't use line spacing to make each link easier to access on my phone?

Why is nobody talking about how wet number three sounded?
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Old 17-03-21, 11:07 PM   #11
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Had a feeling they might be farts haha. The third one is the funniest

"There's a tree...right in your face"
rancid isn't it! I don't know what the hell I was going on about. I chat shit like this most nights lol.
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Old 17-03-21, 11:08 PM   #12
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it definitely has lowered the bar.



why did I feel the need to listen to them all?



Why was I frustrated Slinky didn't use line spacing to make each link easier to access on my phone?



Why is nobody talking about how wet number three sounded?
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I dread to think how many farts I do per night, particularly if I’ve been near the sprouts (or beer). The reality of my enjoyment in listening to all of those Slinky farts is that this is a new personal low for lockdown entertainment

The third one sounds like a creaky door opening on a haunted mansion. Impressive sphincter work.
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Old 18-03-21, 12:15 AM   #14
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Sleep talking is hilarious! My bro does it and he says some absolute random nonsense! Like one time he shouted ď2 popadomsĒ and when he was younger he sleepwalked downstairs and almost used the sofa for a wee lol somebody stopped him!


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Old 18-03-21, 08:12 AM   #15
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I did a few years ago...99% of the recordings were just farts though

Will listen to yours when I get in later...something to look forward to!
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Old 18-03-21, 08:13 AM   #16
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Mrs Venton once had to slap me to wake me up as I'd pulled the standard lamp down over my mouth and I was auctioning cattle into it. I still can't remember the dream I was actually having.
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Old 18-03-21, 08:22 AM   #17
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Mrs Venton once had to slap me to wake me up as I'd pulled the standard lamp down over my mouth and I was auctioning cattle into it. I still can't remember the dream I was actually having.
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Old 18-03-21, 08:25 AM   #18
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Fear of farting in bed keeps me awake like some sort of anal sleep apnea. Woke myself twice in the night letting off the tiniest of pops and the first thing I did was to listen for Mrs Norbs breathing pattern. She definitely sounded awake but didn't say anything. 3rd fart was a bigger more normal one and I had to get up and so to the toilet. Came back to the standard greeting 'Morning, farty Marty'

Thing is that farting unexpectedly or in bed is embarrassing and I always apologise but she thinks I'm joking around but I really am ashamed of myself
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Old 18-03-21, 08:28 AM   #19
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And this thread's innocuous title could mean people are discovering it weeks late. Badpiggy will be here in late April saying 'how did I miss this!'
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Old 18-03-21, 06:25 PM   #20
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Fear of farting in bed keeps me awake like some sort of anal sleep apnea. Woke myself twice in the night letting off the tiniest of pops and the first thing I did was to listen for Mrs Norbs breathing pattern. She definitely sounded awake but didn't say anything. 3rd fart was a bigger more normal one and I had to get up and so to the toilet. Came back to the standard greeting 'Morning, farty Marty'

Thing is that farting unexpectedly or in bed is embarrassing and I always apologise but she thinks I'm joking around but I really am ashamed of myself
Kin L, itís like warfare in our house. One of us will fart loudly and collapse in a fit of giggles whistle the other swears and looks pissed off then the other will respond in kind.

As for the thread - only Slinks hahaha.
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Kin L, itís like warfare in our house. One of us will fart loudly and collapse in a fit of giggles whistle the other swears and looks pissed off then the other will respond in kind.

As for the thread - only Slinks hahaha.
I used to fart freely but Mrs Norbs has never farted in front of me, despite having a reputation for being a quite a pro according to her family

I think I prefer it this way tbf
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Man. How do you keep sleep farts in? I’d literally never sleep if I couldn’t let the odd bit of gas out. I’m not always proud of it (though that suggests sometimes I am ) but I could not just hold it in all night. I just try and time it with my Missus snoring
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Man. How do you keep sleep farts in? Iíd literally never sleep if I couldnít let the odd bit of gas out. Iím not always proud of it (though that suggests sometimes I am ) but I could not just hold it in all night. I just try and time it with my Missus snoring
That's not a sleep fart. That's a woke fart.
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Old 18-03-21, 09:04 PM   #24
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Some ace posts on here haha!
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Man. How do you keep sleep farts in? I’d literally never sleep if I couldn’t let the odd bit of gas out. I’m not always proud of it (though that suggests sometimes I am ) but I could not just hold it in all night. I just try and time it with my Missus snoring
If I get a gurgly tummy before dropping off I know I'm in for a restless night because I just can't relax..

I mean, I'm a farty person. Possibly the only thing I'm above average at. When my partner met my mum my mum told her I had a problem and that it wasn't too late to get out while she could
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If I get a gurgly tummy before dropping off I know I'm in for a restless night because I just can't relax..

I mean, I'm a farty person. Possibly the only thing I'm above average at. When my partner met my mum my mum told her I had a problem and that it wasn't too late to get out while she could
That's not true Norbs you're good at cocktails and awnings too. And Est posting some of the time.
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Aye defo one of the elite Esters. (Way about Ranson or McVey for example).

Nah, can’t really keep them in, terribly farty individual. And missus farts with great pride when she does. In fact literally just as I typed that
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Does anyone do this? I've been doing it for months and some the shit it records is hilarious haha! Here's a few I've download lol.

https://bit.ly/38QsHto
https://bit.ly/3qW7CEd
https://bit.ly/2MEm9Gh
https://bit.ly/36arxHQ
https://bit.ly/2Yfsr1j
The 3rd one
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Hey I didn't know there were farts at that point. This sort of thing ain't my bag baby!
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Hey I didn't know there were farts at that point. This sort of thing ain't my bag baby!
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Hey I didn't know there were farts at that point. This sort of thing ain't my bag baby!
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Who knew the thing we all needed right now was to hear a guy who, lets face it none of us have ever met, share his fart noises and night terrors with us.

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Everyone needs to hear the third one, it's funny as fuck
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Are there 2 farts on number 3 and if there are, why is the first one so muffled and the second one right up to the mic?
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What the fuck are you saying in number 5, Slinky? And is that Mrs Slinky chuckling about it?

Sounds like 'holding air, holding air'
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