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Old 25-10-19, 08:28 AM   #2841
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Ouch!

Some will see the dark humour in that, and others not.

It’s a prime example of a poor/bad taste joke of which there are loads on this thread, but I’m interested to see if people think it’s racist or not.
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Old 25-10-19, 09:03 AM   #2842
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but I’m interested to see if people think it’s racist or not.
Basic test. If any other nationality was in the news for the same reason, could you replace Chinese with them and it still works? If so then it's a no.

The jokes about the story, not about their nationality, it's fine. Well, it's pretty fucking far from fine, but it's not racist and IMO in the spirit of the thread.
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Old 25-10-19, 09:07 AM   #2843
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Old 25-10-19, 11:28 AM   #2844
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Basic test. If any other nationality was in the news for the same reason, could you replace Chinese with them and it still works? If so then it's a no.

The jokes about the story, not about their nationality, it's fine. Well, it's pretty fucking far from fine, but it's not racist and IMO in the spirit of the thread.
Agree - it's in really bad taste but not racist...
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Old 25-10-19, 01:59 PM   #2845
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Agree - it's in really bad taste but not racist...


Would be surprised if anyone thought otherwise.
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Old 25-10-19, 04:46 PM   #2846
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BREAKING NEWS:

Jurgen Klopp has resigned as manager of Liverpool. He told media that he will be taking his family back to Germany on Saturday.

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Old 25-10-19, 04:48 PM   #2847
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Ouch!

Some will see the dark humour in that, and others not.

It’s a prime example of a poor/bad taste joke of which there are loads on this thread, but I’m interested to see if people think it’s racist or not.
It's shit, but neither offensive or racist and nothing like the racist rape joke which I was PM'd (and so am now eligible to have an opinion on).
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Old 25-10-19, 07:26 PM   #2848
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Basic test. If any other nationality was in the news for the same reason, could you replace Chinese with them and it still works? If so then it's a no.

The jokes about the story, not about their nationality, it's fine. Well, it's pretty fucking far from fine, but it's not racist and IMO in the spirit of the thread.
Not 100% true. Nobody orders German takeaway
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Old 25-10-19, 07:30 PM   #2849
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Not 100% true. Nobody orders German takeaway
Had one earlier this week
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Old 25-10-19, 07:31 PM   #2850
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Not 100% true. Nobody orders German takeaway
You clearly haven't been to my local schnitzelshack. Mmmmm.
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Old 25-10-19, 07:45 PM   #2851
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Old 25-10-19, 08:14 PM   #2852
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When I put up my defence of this thread I had no idea it would quickly evolve into the best one on this site. Nothing to do with football either. Who would have thought that was on the cards?
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Old 25-10-19, 08:29 PM   #2853
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Poor/Bad Taste Jokes

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Old 28-10-19, 11:22 AM   #2854
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Ok.

So gone ahead and renamed this thread.

I think people need to be aware about the difference between a joke being racist/homophobic or anything else, and one being in very bad taste. The bad taste ones are fine. I dont find a lot of them very funny. But I can see that they have their place.

But the ones the Mods deem racist/homophobic etc will probably now be dealt with in pretty harsh terms. As it would be on the rest of the website.
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Old 28-10-19, 12:23 PM   #2856
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Old 28-10-19, 11:15 PM   #2859
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Actually, if we PC'd this joke thread, we could call it The German And Polish Funzone. That'd be great.
Sorry just read that line in an Irish/Welsh accent and laughed - Sorry
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Old 01-11-19, 02:59 PM   #2860
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Ouch!

Some will see the dark humour in that, and others not.

It’s a prime example of a poor/bad taste joke of which there are loads on this thread, but I’m interested to see if people think it’s racist or not.
It's not racist because you could literally swap Chinese out for any nationality.

Like Vietnamese for instance which they actually were!
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Old 01-11-19, 04:50 PM   #2861
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It's not racist because you could literally swap Chinese out for any nationality.

Like Vietnamese for instance which they actually were!


Exactly, although there's nothing worse than a cold Chinese.
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Old 02-11-19, 03:40 PM   #2862
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Old 02-11-19, 03:51 PM   #2864
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Old 02-11-19, 03:56 PM   #2865
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Old 04-11-19, 03:37 PM   #2866
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Hiring manager: “and what would you say is your worst quality”

Candidate: “my honesty”

Hiring manager: “I don’t think being honest is a bad quality”

Candidate: “I don’t give a fuck what you think”.
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Old 04-11-19, 10:26 PM   #2867
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It's not racist because you could literally swap Chinese out for any nationality.

Like Vietnamese for instance which they actually were!
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Old 05-11-19, 01:49 PM   #2868
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Hiring manager: “and what would you say is your worst quality”

Candidate: “my honesty”

Hiring manager: “I don’t think being honest is a bad quality”

Candidate: “I don’t give a fuck what you think”.
Thats excellent
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Matt Hancock has just announced an innovative way to save 52% of NHS treatment expenditure, by refusing to treat racists.
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Old 06-11-19, 11:48 PM   #2871
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Matt Hancock has just announced an innovative way to save 52% of NHS treatment expenditure, by refusing to treat racists.


On the other hand he wants everyone to have genomic testing at birth ffs that's one way of pouring money down the fucking drain

Not for nothing is he known as the work experience SoS
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A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?” The monk graciously accepts him, feeds him dinner, and even fixes his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.” The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way.
Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monk accepts him, feeds him, and even fixes his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.” The man says, “All right, all right. I’m dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?” The monk reply, “You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.”
The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, “I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.” The monk reply, “Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.” The monk leads the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, “The sound is right behind that door.” The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, “Real funny. May I have the key?” The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst. Finally, the monks say, “This is the last key to the last door.” The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound. But I can’t tell you what it was cos you're not a monk.
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A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?” The monk graciously accepts him, feeds him dinner, and even fixes his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.” The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way.
Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monk accepts him, feeds him, and even fixes his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.” The man says, “All right, all right. I’m dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?” The monk reply, “You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.”
The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, “I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.” The monk reply, “Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.” The monk leads the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, “The sound is right behind that door.” The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, “Real funny. May I have the key?” The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst. Finally, the monks say, “This is the last key to the last door.” The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound. But I can’t tell you what it was cos you're not a monk.
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A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?” The monk graciously accepts him, feeds him dinner, and even fixes his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.” The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way.
Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monk accepts him, feeds him, and even fixes his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.” The man says, “All right, all right. I’m dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?” The monk reply, “You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.”
The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, “I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.” The monk reply, “Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.” The monk leads the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, “The sound is right behind that door.” The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, “Real funny. May I have the key?” The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst. Finally, the monks say, “This is the last key to the last door.” The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound. But I can’t tell you what it was cos you're not a monk.
So that’s where you’ve been Kev, travelling the earth counting blades of grass & sand pebbles
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