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Norbs · 01-08-22, 10:07 PM

It was a handball, IMO

ChesterDave · 01-08-22, 10:33 PM

Van Dijk 100% did not handball it

Kenneth · 01-08-22, 10:38 PM

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It was a handball, IMO

Don’t be daft. There couldn’t have been a more natural position for his arm/hand in that situation, and it clearly wasn’t intentional.

calvoboy · 02-08-22, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by ChesterDave

Van Dijk 100% did not handball it

Van Dijk, Matip, I'm sure it's all the same to an Evertonian.

Wrong player, in law if it comes off your own head onto your hand it's not handball any more, and I think they scored a goal before the ball went dead again for VAR to even have the chance to review.

Otherwise he's bang on.

ChesterDave · 02-08-22, 02:07 PM

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Otherwise he's bang on.

And ignoring the Community Shield being an FA event not the Premier League. But other than that he is

Shaggy · 03-08-22, 01:55 PM

Oops

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ChesterDave · 03-08-22, 02:18 PM

lateral collateral ligament? They are making these things up now

Shaggy · 03-08-22, 02:23 PM

Rondon is suspended too. No strikers left.

Kenneth · 03-08-22, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by ChesterDave

lateral collateral ligament? They are making these things up now

Irishnev · 03-08-22, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Shaggy

Rondon is suspended too. No strikers left.

Didn’t some new lad score a pen off the bench vs Kiev

Rich · 03-08-22, 03:55 PM

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Rondon is suspended too. No strikers left.

Don't worry they've still got the generational talent Gordon who can play up top.

60 games for Everton and 4 goals.

Looking at their squad list, it makes very grim reading.

Their attacking prowess...

Mega new signing McNeil - 7 prem goals to his name
DKL - 45 prem goals
Gordo - 4
Gray - 15
Townsend - 25
Iwobi - 15
Rondon - 36

That's got to be the worst set of options in the league, and if DKL has another injury nightmare they'll not score enough goals to survive. Beautiful.

Gbamin, bought for £25m 3 years ago with 8 (EIGHT!) appearances under his belt for the Toffees.

Bender · 03-08-22, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ChesterDave

lateral collateral ligament? They are making these things up now

Shaggy · 03-08-22, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Rich

Don't worry they've still got the generational talent Gordon who can play up top.

60 games for Everton and 4 goals.

Looking at their squad list, it makes very grim reading.

Their attacking prowess...

Mega new signing McNeil - 7 prem goals to his name
DKL - 45 prem goals
Gordo - 4
Gray - 15
Townsend - 25
Iwobi - 15
Rondon - 36

That's got to be the worst set of options in the league, and if DKL has another injury nightmare they'll not score enough goals to survive. Beautiful.

Gbamin, bought for £25m 3 years ago with 8 (EIGHT!) appearances under his belt for the Toffees.

ChesterDave · 03-08-22, 06:51 PM

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/spor...ality-24660710

Everton to offer fans 'revolutionary' hospitality at new stadium

Everton are inviting fans to express their interest in what they describe as “a revolutionary re-set of traditional football hospitality” when their new stadium opens. The Blues have launched ‘ALL’ who bring together the bars, restaurants and experiences that will be available at the club’s future home at Bramley-Moore Dock presenting a revolutionary re-set of traditional football hospitality.

A club statement read: “An incredibly wide choice of social spaces will be available at ‘ALL’ for fans to choose from, providing the opportunity to tailor a very personalised matchday, with a focus on what will make Everton Stadium so special – people and connection. Located on Liverpool’s historic waterfront, the matchday experiences for ‘ALL’ to enjoy at the 52,888-seat Everton Stadium will include a variety of bars and restaurants, through to more personal, fine dining experiences.

“Guided by a clear understanding that social gatherings and group rituals are a vital part of every fan’s matchday – ‘ALL’ provides bars, restaurants and experiences that will act as a hub to create more treasured memories. As the Everton Stadium project enters the second year of its build phase, further details introducing the first range of ‘ALL’ experiences will be coming soon.

More on link

Sounds like someone has been tricked in to spending a lot of money on shite, and then spent more money on a marketing agent to polish the turd

vlahka · 03-08-22, 11:06 PM

It'll just be a row of carts selling curry and potatos.

Buzzo · 03-08-22, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Rich

Don't worry they've still got the generational talent Gordon who can play up top.

60 games for Everton and 4 goals.

Looking at their squad list, it makes very grim reading.

Their attacking prowess...

Mega new signing McNeil - 7 prem goals to his name
DKL - 45 prem goals
Gordo - 4
Gray - 15
Townsend - 25
Iwobi - 15
Rondon - 36

That's got to be the worst set of options in the league, and if DKL has another injury nightmare they'll not score enough goals to survive. Beautiful.

Gbamin, bought for £25m 3 years ago with 8 (EIGHT!) appearances under his belt for the Toffees.

You forgot about Dele Alli

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Shaggy · 04-08-22, 10:27 AM

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Irishnev · 04-08-22, 11:07 AM

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https://twitter.com/ChrisHughes442/s...91745930711040

Saw this from you on Twitter earlier and I pissed myself - “I fucking hate ya”……. Imagine shouting that at one of your players or your team

Any excuse to repost this classic also

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SB · 04-08-22, 11:23 AM

baitman · 04-08-22, 12:41 PM

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https://twitter.com/ChrisHughes442/s...91745930711040

Everton wives already shittin themselves

Irishnev · 04-08-22, 02:42 PM

Shaggy been in Wiki

Harv · 05-08-22, 10:52 AM

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Buzzo · 05-08-22, 01:09 PM

Shaggy · 05-08-22, 05:00 PM

Is he any good?

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ChesterDave · 05-08-22, 05:06 PM

Wouldn't be signing for them if he was

Irishnev · 05-08-22, 05:47 PM

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Is he any good?

https://twitter.com/_pauljoyce/statu...84436107886593

He’s very good but raw - big rangy DM and surprised he’s gone there. I suspect he’ll have a buy out clause. Himself and Gana will add steel in midfield

ChesterDave · 05-08-22, 06:15 PM

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https://twitter.com/ChrisHughes442/s...91745930711040

There must have been a few burst blood vessels

Norbs · 07-08-22, 08:43 AM

Watching MotD and, ha fucking ha, Pickford didn't need to kick the ball back in which led to Godfrey getting injured. Nice bit of karma there

Kenneth · 07-08-22, 09:15 AM

It was a shambles

Blaming the lino for the injury is a bit much though, it was Godfrey’s shithouse tackle that injured himself.

ChesterDave · 07-08-22, 09:23 AM

Seen quite a few arsenal fans posting the image of him studding the shoulder of one of their players and Everton fans moaning about laughter at an injury. Pretty much all have Ben reminded how funny they found Pickford attacking VVD

RedReet · 07-08-22, 04:55 PM

Odd.

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ChesterDave · 07-08-22, 05:15 PM

Agent Coady ready to fuck them over for the derby

Exiled_red · 07-08-22, 06:51 PM

I thought he was a dirty redshite bastard

SB · 08-08-22, 08:41 AM

Beggars can’t be choosers lol. I’m surprised he’s accepted to go there tbh.

frank the tank · 08-08-22, 01:52 PM

Im surprised wolves are happy to loan him

Sus · 08-08-22, 02:09 PM

He's struggling to make the team now that the manager looks to be switching to a back four

Which begs the question of how will he fit into the Everton structure, give they will mostly play with a back 4 too

Irishnev · 08-08-22, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Sus

He's struggling to make the team now that the manager looks to be switching to a back four

Which begs the question of how will he fit into the Everton structure, give they will mostly play with a back 4 too

The Ev are playing 5 at the back now

SB · 08-08-22, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Irishnev

The Ev are playing 5 at the back now

To try to cover for Pickford’s howlers ?

Irishnev · 08-08-22, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by SB

To try to cover for Pickford’s howlers ?

I think it actually suits the players they have

Tribute · 08-08-22, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by ChesterDave

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/spor...ality-24660710

Everton to offer fans 'revolutionary' hospitality at new stadium

Everton are inviting fans to express their interest in what they describe as “a revolutionary re-set of traditional football hospitality” when their new stadium opens. The Blues have launched ‘ALL’ who bring together the bars, restaurants and experiences that will be available at the club’s future home at Bramley-Moore Dock presenting a revolutionary re-set of traditional football hospitality.

A club statement read: “An incredibly wide choice of social spaces will be available at ‘ALL’ for fans to choose from, providing the opportunity to tailor a very personalised matchday, with a focus on what will make Everton Stadium so special – people and connection. Located on Liverpool’s historic waterfront, the matchday experiences for ‘ALL’ to enjoy at the 52,888-seat Everton Stadium will include a variety of bars and restaurants, through to more personal, fine dining experiences.

“Guided by a clear understanding that social gatherings and group rituals are a vital part of every fan’s matchday – ‘ALL’ provides bars, restaurants and experiences that will act as a hub to create more treasured memories. As the Everton Stadium project enters the second year of its build phase, further details introducing the first range of ‘ALL’ experiences will be coming soon.

More on link

Sounds like someone has been tricked in to spending a lot of money on shite, and then spent more money on a marketing agent to polish the turd

It's actually not 'ALL' it's 'AII' which stands for A.I Innovation... essentially, it's their way of encouraging fans to stare at their empty trophy cabinet and using an AI headset, then visualise what a full one would look like. They can then share the flood of emotions they feel with a nearby EFC hospitality counsellor. A good description gets an 'EFC are the best' sticker.