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23-12-19, 01:16 AM
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Daddy day care
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Elite footballers and their heavy schedule.
Brenda Rodgers complaints about a tough schedule for his players...
So I thought I'd look at a typical 24 hours in the day of the life of an average player. 07.45 : wake up in your £2m mansion and get a blow job/wank off your gold-digger wife. 08.00 : bimble into training in your £100k car that is sponsored 09.00 : tell the gaffer your hammy is tight,so just do a little light "training" and have a few hours on the massage table/sauna 12.45 : have lunch prepared by a Michelin star chef 13.45 : leave training,call in on your side piece for a quick fuck,and get to the golf course for your 3.30pm tee time. 18.00 : home for another wank off the Mrs,a line of powder and maybe watch a game on your 75" plasma. 23.00 : nip out to the casino and spunk off £20k at the tables. 01.00 : bed. And probably wank yourself off.
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removing all the weak links makes us stronger too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all, but not VVD or Fabinho |
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23-12-19, 01:49 AM
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Paisley
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Fucking bossed that round of golf
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23-12-19, 02:24 AM
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The Wisp
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Missing an Awooga
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23-12-19, 04:10 AM
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Run the Jewels
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You forgot the quick tit wank with the Nivea rep between sponsor obligations.
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23-12-19, 11:22 AM
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Cuboid Humanoid
Join Date: Dec 2006
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Do people still have plasma tellies?
Largely accurate otherwise mind.
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3rd place. Worst champions ever. 
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23-12-19, 01:54 PM
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Daddy day care
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removing all the weak links makes us stronger too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all, but not VVD or Fabinho |
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23-12-19, 08:07 PM
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Big Girl's Blouse
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24-12-19, 12:08 AM
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Expect the Wurst
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