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Old 09-11-17, 08:51 PM   #2601
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Old 09-11-17, 09:12 PM   #2602
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Old 10-11-17, 09:48 AM   #2603
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Old 10-11-17, 11:18 AM   #2604
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Old 10-11-17, 05:33 PM   #2605
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Old 10-11-17, 09:41 PM   #2606
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Hana partridge in a pear tree!

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Old 11-11-17, 12:33 AM   #2607
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Old 11-11-17, 12:39 AM   #2608
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Old 14-11-17, 08:05 PM   #2609
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Old 11-12-17, 08:55 PM   #2610
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whats got 14 windows that will never open...

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Old 11-12-17, 09:24 PM   #2611
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whats got 14 windows that will never open...

Fucking hell.....
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Old 11-12-17, 09:25 PM   #2612
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Old 12-02-18, 08:12 PM   #2613
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Did you know that the only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum? They're the Tolkien white guys.
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Old 17-02-18, 06:53 PM   #2614
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Old 18-02-18, 05:17 AM   #2615
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Did you know that the only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum? They're the Tolkien white guys.
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Old 14-03-18, 10:40 PM   #2616
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What's black, white and hungry?



Stephen Hawking's cat
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Old 14-03-18, 10:46 PM   #2617
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Really? Did he really feed his own cat when alive, even if he had one (that happened to be black and white)? Just a 'someone's dead' joke with no relevance to Hawkins specifically. That's a 2/10 joke on the joke scorecard.
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Old 14-03-18, 10:52 PM   #2618
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Old 14-03-18, 11:08 PM   #2619
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Old 14-03-18, 11:27 PM   #2620
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Old 15-03-18, 11:43 AM   #2621
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Really? Did he really feed his own cat when alive, even if he had one (that happened to be black and white)? Just a 'someone's dead' joke with no relevance to Hawkins specifically. That's a 2/10 joke on the joke scorecard.
He did...he called it Wheels
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Old 21-03-18, 11:33 PM   #2622
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Stephen Hawking's cat
What's black and white and hungry and not hungry?






Schrodinger's Cat
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Old 22-03-18, 11:39 PM   #2623
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Schrodinger's Cat
Is he alive or is he dead?
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Old 09-05-18, 08:27 AM   #2624
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Just seen that Wayne Rooney has been to visit Sir Alex Ferguson.

'His speech is improving and he can nearly string a sentence together,' said Fergie.
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Old 09-05-18, 08:19 PM   #2626
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Just seen that Wayne Rooney has been to visit Sir Alex Ferguson.

'His speech is improving and he can nearly string a sentence together,' said Fergie.
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Old 10-05-18, 01:57 PM   #2627
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Old 12-05-18, 10:20 PM   #2628
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"Dad, is it true you suck cock and take it up the arse?"

"Good heavens son, who on Earth has told you that?"

"My other dad, Elton. "
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Old 13-05-18, 02:35 AM   #2629
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"My other dad, Elton. "
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Old 23-05-18, 08:30 PM   #2630
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I went into a fancy - dress hire shop and asked for a vampire outfit, the assistant came back with a full Man United strip.
I said "I think that you have misheard me love, I said that I want to look like a Count"
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Old 23-05-18, 10:19 PM   #2631
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I don't get this. What's the joke? Elton John is gay and has a kid?
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Old 23-05-18, 10:31 PM   #2632
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Either that or David Furnish is gay and has a kid.
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Old 23-05-18, 11:10 PM   #2633
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I don't get this. What's the joke? Elton John is gay and has a kid?
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Either that or David Furnish is gay and has a kid.
Exactly what I thought I mean, really?
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Old 29-06-18, 01:13 PM   #2634
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Today is National Stuart Goddard Day but he himself is adamant it is tomorrow.
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Old 05-07-18, 06:25 AM   #2635
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Stan Collymore has been called up to the England squad. There's nobody better at knocking out Swedes
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Old 06-07-18, 07:44 AM   #2636
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Old 06-07-18, 07:50 AM   #2637
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Why do the French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.
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Old 06-07-18, 08:06 AM   #2638
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Aren't they just bad jokes, rather than jokes in bad taste?!
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Old 06-07-18, 10:28 AM   #2639
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What's the difference between football and Madeleine McCann?

Football's coming home........
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Old 06-07-18, 04:31 PM   #2640
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What's the difference between football and Madeleine McCann?

Football's coming home........
Here slinky, this is what its all about.
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