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Old 22-09-18, 08:10 PM   #2681
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Dianne Abbott lends nothing to the joke and in fact makes it worse.
She might be annoying and duplicitous on occasion but she's not "dumb" so why was she picked?
It's not random.
It would read better if the target of the joke was someone famous who was known to be/pretend to be geographically ignorant (joey essex/jade goody RIP)and wouldn't lose anything from having an unnamed target such as "a blonde".
I'd imagine this was how the joke originally read and at some point someone decided to change it to Dianne Abbot and insert a particularly unfortunate picture of her.
Ask yourself why on earth someone would choose to do that.
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Old 22-09-18, 08:36 PM   #2682
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Dianne Abbott lends nothing to the joke and in fact makes it worse.
She might be annoying and duplicitous on occasion but she's not "dumb" so why was she picked?
It's not random.
It would read better if the target of the joke was someone famous who was known to be/pretend to be geographically ignorant (joey essex/jade goody RIP)and wouldn't lose anything from having an unnamed target such as "a blonde".
I'd imagine this was how the joke originally read and at some point someone decided to change it to Dianne Abbot and insert a particularly unfortunate picture of her.
Ask yourself why on earth someone would choose to do that.
i thought its abbott because she cant count...
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Old 22-09-18, 08:49 PM   #2683
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Sure that makes sense
Someone may think she can't count and therefore the hilarity about specifically her mishearing something and answering with something that is connected to numeracy skills becomes in some way compounded.
That's some nth level humour.
Or maybe it could just originate from some bigoted mate of a mate on facebook. He's probably got a rant about Doreen Lawrence somewhere on his timeline too.

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Old 22-09-18, 09:10 PM   #2684
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I don't think Baitman should have to explain himself here really, some of you are making him out to be a racist which he clearly isn't ffs.
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Old 22-09-18, 09:22 PM   #2685
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No one is making him out to be a racist though.
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Old 22-09-18, 09:24 PM   #2686
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I don't think Baitman should have to explain himself here really, some of you are making him out to be a racist which he clearly isn't ffs.
Cheers for your support, pal.

Shame the forum tries to bring down others and label them...
Its quite easy to be so high and mighty from behind the keyboard but if you dont know me then dont try and judge me.
Anyway...
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Old 22-09-18, 09:58 PM   #2687
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Dianne Abbott lends nothing to the joke and in fact makes it worse.
She might be annoying and duplicitous on occasion but she's not "dumb" so why was she picked?
It's not random.
It would read better if the target of the joke was someone famous who was known to be/pretend to be geographically ignorant (joey essex/jade goody RIP)and wouldn't lose anything from having an unnamed target such as "a blonde".
I'd imagine this was how the joke originally read and at some point someone decided to change it to Dianne Abbot and insert a particularly unfortunate picture of her.
Ask yourself why on earth someone would choose to do that.
Iíve no idea what all thatís got to do with the Jamaican accent assessment though. As you say, itís exactly the same joke when a white person is the subject. The construct of the joke is not based on race (the post I queried claimed it was).

Of course if someone has chosen to make Abbott the subject of it because of her heritage, rather than her reputation for hapless remarks, then itís a different matter.
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Old 22-09-18, 10:07 PM   #2688
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I agree with you totally.
It's a not particularly funny joke that appears to have subsequently had dianne abbot shoehorned into it for some reason.
Probably by a racist.
This in no way means anyone is accusing baitman of any kind of racism.
I'm assuming it was meant as a "poor" rather than "bad taste" joke of course.
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Old 22-09-18, 10:29 PM   #2689
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I don't think Baitman is a racist either.

It's also kind of irrelevant whether the joke he posted is racist or not or whether the original creator of the joke is a racist because I thought the whole point of this thread was that it is full of uncensored poor and bad taste jokes.

Compared to some of the jokes I've seen posted in this thread it's kindergarten stuff.

I've cringed at some of the racist, sexist & homeopobic 'jokes' posted here.

Further, I would argue all the posts discussing the joke should be moved to a new thread where everyone can continue to debate it if they wish because this is certainly not the thread where we should all start being holier than thou.

We all came here for a peek after all!
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Old 22-09-18, 10:44 PM   #2690
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I don't think Baitman is a racist either.

It's also kind of irrelevant whether the joke he posted is racist or not or whether the original creator of the joke is a racist because I thought the whole point of this thread was that it is full of uncensored poor and bad taste jokes.

Compared to some of the jokes I've seen posted in this thread it's kindergarten stuff.

I've cringed at some of the racist, sexist & homeopobic 'jokes' posted here.

Further, I would argue all the posts discussing the joke should be moved to a new thread where everyone can continue to debate it if they wish because this is certainly not the thread where we should all start being holier than thou.

We all came here for a peek after all!
You're right, this thread has always had offensive jokes and many a lot worse than that one (the recent Elton John one particularly) and the political debate belongs elsewhere.

I do agree with fidget though as Abbott had nothing to do with the joke and you can't ignore the amount of racist and misogynistic abuse she has received - it's not like it's irrelevant context.

Undoubtedly Baitman wasn't being racist posting it though.

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Old 22-09-18, 10:47 PM   #2691
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Did you hear about the man arrested for masturbating in court?
He got off on a technicality.
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Old 22-09-18, 10:48 PM   #2692
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Sorry Polo. I just came down on the wrong side of the poor/bad taste definition .

I know you demand bad taste in this thread.
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Old 22-09-18, 10:51 PM   #2693
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Cheers for your support, pal.

Shame the forum tries to bring down others and label them...
Its quite easy to be so high and mighty from behind the keyboard but if you dont know me then dont try and judge me.
Anyway...
No worries man!
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Old 22-09-18, 10:52 PM   #2694
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How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tit a lot.
Absolutely the finest joke ever in the history of history.
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Old 22-09-18, 10:55 PM   #2695
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Sorry Polo. I just came down on the wrong side of the poor/bad taste definition .

I know you demand bad taste in this thread.


I've tried very hard not to reiterate this point over what has been a trying 24 hours.

Thank you for doing it for me
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Old 23-09-18, 03:42 PM   #2696
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Karen Bradley maybe would have been a better subject.
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Old 23-09-18, 03:51 PM   #2697
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Joey Essex perhaps
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Old 23-09-18, 04:16 PM   #2698
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I suggested him many posts ago
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Old 23-09-18, 05:00 PM   #2699
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Sorry, haven't really been following the thread
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Old 23-09-18, 08:48 PM   #2700
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Thread title - POOR/BAD TASTE JOKES

Sort of gives a solid clue to the jokes in it.

I've read worse in this thread. Time to move on.
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Old 23-09-18, 09:28 PM   #2701
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Old 24-09-18, 05:15 PM   #2702
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i hope no one is offended
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Old 24-09-18, 06:09 PM   #2703
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Let's be honest, more people were actually offended by the idea the Abbott joke was offensive than were actually offended by the Abbott joke.
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Old 24-09-18, 06:40 PM   #2704
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i hope no one is offended


That was a sheepish foray back into the thread
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Old 24-09-18, 06:49 PM   #2705
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That was a sheepish foray back into the thread
It was wonderful IMO

Shear genius

People would flock to see it
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Old 24-09-18, 07:13 PM   #2706
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Old 24-09-18, 07:23 PM   #2707
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He's no longer the black sheep in the thread
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Old 24-09-18, 07:59 PM   #2708
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He's no longer the black sheep in the thread
Or is he a wolf in sheep's clothing?
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Old 24-09-18, 08:44 PM   #2709
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You lot always have to ram the puns into proshearings
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Old 24-09-18, 09:06 PM   #2710
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It's a herd mentality.
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Old 24-09-18, 10:21 PM   #2712
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He's no longer the black sheep in the thread
That's racist
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That's racist
Oh no, it's not another Jamaican accent one is it?
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Oh no, it's not another Jamaican accent one is it?


No he's Welsh

I can see this is going to get beastly, we are shearing this one down to the skin

I'm getting outta here before I get fleeced.
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No he's Welsh

I can see this is going to get beastly, we are shearing this one down to the skin

I'm getting outta here before I get fleeced.
Shut up ewe.
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Karen Bradley maybe would have been a better subject.


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