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Old 27-06-13, 03:06 PM   #1
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Holly Willoughbooby

Apparently the BBC have received over 100 complaints from viewers regarding Holly Willoughby's low cut dress she wore on the final of The Voice....when asked to comment their spokesperson said 'its nothing much... just a little storm in a DD cup' :-)
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Old 30-06-13, 08:20 AM   #2
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I heard it's now over 150 complaints now.

Bloody ridiculous.
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Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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Old 30-06-13, 11:35 AM   #3
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To be fair 120 of the complaints were from me. I wanted to see more.
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Old 30-06-13, 11:36 AM   #4
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Old 30-06-13, 11:42 AM   #5
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Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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Old 30-06-13, 03:49 PM   #6
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Are we getting more puritanical, or is it just Paul Dacre? Because I remember some of the shit Marti Caine wore presenting New Faces, and you didn't require a lot of imagination to fill in the gaps.
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Old 01-07-13, 07:52 PM   #7
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I don't think Paul Dacre can be. Have you seen Mail Online?
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Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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Old 01-07-13, 08:27 PM   #8
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Aye, that's the inherent hypocrisy. He loves starting a populist moral crusade, but presides over a pornographic site.
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Old 01-07-13, 08:29 PM   #9
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Are we getting more puritanical, or is it just Paul Dacre? Because I remember some of the shit Marti Caine wore presenting New Faces, and you didn't require a lot of imagination to fill in the gaps.
we had to be a lot more resourceful in the days before the internets. You really had to earn that orgasm.
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Old 01-07-13, 10:23 PM   #10
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we had to be a lot more resourceful in the days before the internets. You really had to earn that orgasm.
yes, can't say I miss carrying that fukin massive Kays catalogue to the bog
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Old 02-07-13, 03:35 PM   #13
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Thought there'd be more pictures in here!!
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Old 02-07-13, 03:39 PM   #14
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Old 02-07-13, 04:26 PM   #15
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yes, can't say I miss carrying that fukin massive Kays catalogue to the bog
My parents had the Freeman's catalog. I was weird even back then, I used to get a thrill from the maternity bras
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Have you ever seen a peak-a-boo maternity bra? Phroar
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Old 02-07-13, 04:32 PM   #18
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Is this what all the fuss is about? Really?! Ridiculous....
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Old 02-07-13, 04:40 PM   #19
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i do appreciate her communication and presentation skills

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Old 02-07-13, 04:42 PM   #20
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Is this what all the fuss is about? Really?! Ridiculous....
Lol, I hadn't seen that before.

My fantasy is a show that has both her and Kelly Brook doing daft things in more revelaing tops. Oh, hang on a minute
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That woman is a fucking disgusting pig, no more than a professional troll.
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Old 04-07-13, 10:06 PM   #23
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That woman is a fucking disgusting pig, no more than a professional troll.


Judging children by their names. Unbelievable.
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Old 04-07-13, 10:29 PM   #24
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Old 04-07-13, 10:31 PM   #25
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She was a lunatic on Apprentice so she probably is.
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Old 04-07-13, 10:55 PM   #26
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Wow, surely she'll watch this back and be horrified by her comments.

Judging a child by his or her name FFS

Toxic woman and I feel sorry for her kids
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Wow, surely she'll watch this back and be horrified by her comments.

Judging a child by his or her name FFS

Toxic woman and I feel sorry for her kids
I hate to link to this but if you've ever read it you'll know she doesn't seem to give a fuck about her own kids anyway.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...ring-bits.html
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Old 04-07-13, 11:19 PM   #29
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Wow, what a horrible narcissistic woman, completely self absorbed

I feel so sorry for her kids
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Most programmes on TV have no point and seem to have angry people not making much sense.
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Old 05-07-13, 12:41 AM   #31
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I hate to link to this but if you've ever read it you'll know she doesn't seem to give a fuck about her own kids anyway.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...ring-bits.html
I'd disagree. she's clearly not a touchy feely mummy but the fact she as back-up nannies to make sure it's always someone who knows the children and fetches in a regular tutor to give the kids an advantage at their no doubt already high fee school would indicate that she does care.

The way shes phrased it makes her sound like a bit of a witch, but it's almost as though shes trying to get a bite out of it.

The underlying point is a good one. Really, what is she doing wrong? Is she not allowed to be a successful woman with a career?

And why is it her responsibility to look after the kids, and her being neglectful, and not her husband? Surely this day and age the same rules should apply for both parents.

She seems like an utterly horrendous excuse for a human being, but to attack her love of her children for choosing a career is a bit 1980's.
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The underlying point is a good one. Really, what is she doing wrong?
Teaching her children to be a bigoted snob and stopping them from making friends with who they want? Showing that she is not capable of compromising her wishes to give them the time of day herself? Great so she splashes the cash for them. Maybe her kids want a bit of love off her instead of an open cheque book?

Basically the only parenting she seems to bother with is to tell her kids that they can't be friends with someone because they have a 'working class name'. They must hate her. Much like her step daughter seems to.
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But the article doesn't state that. The nanny is off duty at 7:30, so clearly she spends time with the kids until bedtime. And for all the article covers she could be with the kids as soon as she arrives home from work and the nanny is spending the last hour or 2 tidying up. And then there's weekends.

Assumptions are being made.

If it's because shes an ugly bigotted person fine, if it's because shes a woman having a career whilst having kids not so.

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I'd disagree. she's clearly not a touchy feely mummy but the fact she as back-up nannies to make sure it's always someone who knows the children and fetches in a regular tutor to give the kids an advantage at their no doubt already high fee school would indicate that she does care.

The way shes phrased it makes her sound like a bit of a witch, but it's almost as though shes trying to get a bite out of it.

The underlying point is a good one. Really, what is she doing wrong? Is she not allowed to be a successful woman with a career?

And why is it her responsibility to look after the kids, and her being neglectful, and not her husband? Surely this day and age the same rules should apply for both parents.

She seems like an utterly horrendous excuse for a human being, but to attack her love of her children for choosing a career is a bit 1980's.
I tend to agree with these comments. She is looking after number one and the very fact that she even applied to go on Apprentice defines what sort of person she is. A Self Serving, Publicity seeker who yearns to be famous or loved or whatever...
However she also does want the best for her kids, even if she expresses herself poorly, she is also direct and honest. I much prefer people that speak their minds honestly than people who pretend to care but in reality dont give a fuck aslong as they are seen to be caring.
Some of her comments like she needs to be like a man to succeed, are now getting outdated. As a single father of four kids we all have to balance out life / work decisions.

She is probably rather difficult to work with, she is smug and certainly self conceited, and rather narcissisistic, but I can tell you now, these days this is the majority of people in business.
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Old 05-07-13, 08:15 PM   #37
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...the bit about naming children after a location...Schofield points out that she has named her own child India haha completely stumps her

Her children will rebel...they will become stoners or goths, have tattoos on their faces and get caught stealing socks from primark
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But the article doesn't state that. The nanny is off duty at 7:30, so clearly she spends time with the kids until bedtime. And for all the article covers she could be with the kids as soon as she arrives home from work and the nanny is spending the last hour or 2 tidying up. And then there's weekends.

Assumptions are being made.

If it's because shes an ugly bigotted person fine, if it's because shes a woman having a career whilst having kids not so.
No, it is because in her own words she is a Thatcherite female who seems to think employment rights for women are...iffy. Someone who thinks a kid is dodgy because of the name given to it by its parent. Someone with a child called India who thinks geographical names are stupid and someone who can't be arsed to go and watch her own child at sports day because it is too much of a chore and gets in with her own life.

That is not an assumption. It is from the horses mouth.
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