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Old 21-04-12, 09:55 PM   #1
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World Snooker

Does anyone give a fuck about it anymore?

Hendry 147, and Higgins currently 8-8 v Liang Wenbo
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Old 21-04-12, 10:04 PM   #2
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Hendry scored a maximum?

Or was that just his current world ranking?
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Old 21-04-12, 10:07 PM   #3
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Haha ...a maximum
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Old 21-04-12, 10:18 PM   #4
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Has O'Sullivan threatened to quit yet?
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Old 21-04-12, 10:21 PM   #5
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Higgins and Wenbo 9-9, just breaking off for the decider
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Old 21-04-12, 10:22 PM   #6
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Is Ding Dong playing this year?
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Old 21-04-12, 10:23 PM   #7
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Yep, lacist
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Old 21-04-12, 10:24 PM   #8
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Crazy start to the decider, both men miss straightforward pots by miles, Higgins lets Liang in who then plays a push shot and fesses up to the ref.
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Old 21-04-12, 10:24 PM   #9
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Really couldn't give a fuck anymore, used to love snooker a few years ago. Not quite sure what's happened
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Old 21-04-12, 10:25 PM   #10
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Can't stand Higgins' double chin. His cue rocks it back and forwards
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Old 21-04-12, 10:25 PM   #11
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Really couldn't give a fuck anymore, used to love snooker a few years ago. Not quite sure what's happened
Likewise, as usual I'm trying to be interested and this decider is good value. Overall though I can't maintain interest, it's pretty fucking boring shit
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Old 21-04-12, 10:27 PM   #12
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Eurosport FTW
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Old 21-04-12, 10:27 PM   #13
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I've got it on the Beeb red button. It's on the website too.
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Old 21-04-12, 10:28 PM   #14
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What a plant Liang
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Old 21-04-12, 10:31 PM   #15
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Yep, lacist
Me and my mates used to always wind up this girl we know, and convinced her that his name was Ding Dong. She wasnt having it at first, saying "That's the noise a bell makes, how can he be named after the noise a bell makes?"

She finally came around and believed us, because we said "Yeah but he's from China isnt he? Bells sound different over there"

I've always called him Ding Dong since then
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Old 21-04-12, 10:32 PM   #16
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The female ref is a saucy minx
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Old 21-04-12, 10:33 PM   #17
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Really couldn't give a fuck anymore, used to love snooker a few years ago. Not quite sure what's happened
It's a bit similar with me - i put it down to the fact that all the old names are mostly gone and i dont know who half of them are now


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Overall though I can't maintain interest, it's pretty fucking boring shit
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I've got it on the Beeb red button. On the website too.
Oh yeah, you sound really uninterested
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Old 21-04-12, 10:33 PM   #18
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The female ref is a saucy minx
Richard Keys moves over to snooker
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Old 21-04-12, 10:35 PM   #19
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Richard Keys moves over to snooker

Fancy chalking my cue love?
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Old 21-04-12, 10:40 PM   #21
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Higgins out of jail there.
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Old 21-04-12, 10:42 PM   #22
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Is the Jenk covering the snooker?
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Old 21-04-12, 10:48 PM   #23
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Higgins out of jail there.

That double attempt killed it for Liang

I did afford myself a little chuckle when chubbs Higgins struggled to get his leg on the table on that last break
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Old 23-04-12, 10:46 AM   #24
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Chinese players a re all cheating scoundrels according to the delightful Mr Allen.

I look forward to more commentary on international affiars from Snookers very own Bernard Manning.
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Old 23-04-12, 03:01 PM   #25
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Why girls shouldnt talk about sport:

Girl at work asked me today: Did you see Hendry's 1471?
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Old 23-04-12, 04:41 PM   #27
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Why girls shouldnt talk about sport:

Girl at work asked me today: Did you see Hendry's 1471?
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Old 23-04-12, 05:50 PM   #28
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my missus was asking me about the liverpool masters team before wanting to why ex players are playing golf in Asia
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Old 24-04-12, 10:14 AM   #36
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Dominic Dale is looking very Alan Partridge this morning
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Old 24-04-12, 02:44 PM   #37
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Ronnie is back on, and is now sporting a completely different hairstyle to yesterday , it's a fantastic quiffed effort!
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Old 24-04-12, 02:45 PM   #38
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Just realised my snooker posts seem to entirely consist of the appearances of the players

P.S. Peter Ebdon is bald
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Ronnie is back on, and is now sporting a completely different hairstyle to yesterday
Whereas Ebdon has decided not to change his whatsoever.
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Id love to punch Ebdon in his smug face

Probably the most boring snooker player of all time
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