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Old 08-01-17, 01:07 AM   #41
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The ancient civilisation that built Watling Street is still my all time favourite. Outstandingly bad answer.
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Old 10-01-17, 05:41 PM   #42
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From RTE 2FM :

Q : Name a bird with a long neck?

A : Naomi Campbell


Q : Name a famous bridge

A : A Bridge Over Troubled Water


Q : Can you divide 48 by 16?

A : Yes!


Q : What was Hitlers first name?

A : Heil!

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Old 11-01-17, 03:43 PM   #43
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Q : What was Ghandi's first name?

A : Goosey
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Old 16-01-17, 03:09 PM   #44
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My favourite was on Radio Merseyside.
"Who or what lives in an apiary?"
"No idea, could I have a clue please?
"Think of wax"
" Is it turtles?"
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Old 04-03-18, 09:42 AM   #45
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Old 04-03-18, 10:54 PM   #46
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What?

Pass!
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Old 09-03-18, 11:58 PM   #47
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Why go on a poxy game show if you're thick
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Old 10-03-18, 01:15 AM   #48
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Too thick to know that they shouldn't.
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Old 10-03-18, 06:48 PM   #49
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Old 12-03-18, 02:49 AM   #50
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Why go on a poxy game show if you're thick
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunnin...3Kruger_effect

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Old 19-03-18, 02:45 PM   #52
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Old 19-03-18, 03:02 PM   #53
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That was painful.
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Old 19-03-18, 03:45 PM   #54
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This is still my all time favourite

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Old 19-03-18, 04:53 PM   #55
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This is still my all time favourite
to be fair i have done some road construction and civil engineering with some people of simian decent, some of whom have failed to climb the ladder of evolution.
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brenton! Brenton! Oh bloody hell brenton!
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