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28-12-18, 08:44 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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I'm so glad I'm not on Facebook
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28-12-18, 11:02 AM
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Join Date: May 2007
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That's weak
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30-12-18, 11:24 PM
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Micka "don't f*** with me" Wallace
Join Date: Sep 2007
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I made a Belgian waffle this morning.
I made a Frenchman talk shit this afternoon.
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Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."   Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you. |
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31-12-18, 02:30 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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Fredo?
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27-03-19, 08:00 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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Why was the four year old child of the anti-vax parent crying?
Mid-life crisis.
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30-03-19, 07:23 PM
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Micka "don't f*** with me" Wallace
Join Date: Sep 2007
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How does a paedophile find an 8 year old in the woods?
Quite satisfying.
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Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it." Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you. Last edited by Slinky Skills; 30-03-19 at 09:11 PM. |
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09-04-19, 04:36 AM
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Paisley
Join Date: Nov 2006
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16-04-19, 01:12 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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One eye witness to the Notre Dam Fire says he's not sure who started the fire but he has a hunch!
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16-04-19, 01:14 PM
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Takin' Her Easy
Join Date: Jul 2006
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16-04-19, 01:15 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
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Fire is destroying a world famous landmark in Paris right now.
And there’s notre dame thing they can do about it. |
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21-07-19, 10:20 AM
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Micka "don't f*** with me" Wallace
Join Date: Sep 2007
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A man walks into a hardware store and speaks to the cashier...
“Got any two watt bulbs?” “For what?” “That’ll do I’ll take two.” “Two what?” “I thought you didn’t have any.” “Any what?” “Ok then!”
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Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it." Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you. |
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21-07-19, 01:56 PM
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Paisley
Join Date: Oct 2010
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I'm sure it's been said many times in this thread it's poor taste not poor
Haha
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21-07-19, 02:12 PM
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Takin' Her Easy
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21-07-19, 04:00 PM
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Micka "don't f*** with me" Wallace
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03-09-19, 10:07 PM
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Micka "don't f*** with me" Wallace
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19-09-19, 02:02 AM
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Houllier
Join Date: Aug 2006
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Crowd of blokes in a pub and a woman walks past. Bloke says to his mates "I'd give her one"
The woman turns around "I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last man on earth" The bloke replies "Who said anything about sex, I was marking you out out of ten you fat [email protected]#t!"
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21-09-19, 10:36 PM
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Expect the Wurst
Join Date: Aug 2006
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.... (distracted dupe)
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21-09-19, 10:43 PM
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Takin' Her Easy
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I'd been searching for a way to say that, without saying that, if you get me
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21-09-19, 11:28 PM
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Micka "don't f*** with me" Wallace
Join Date: Sep 2007
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What's pink and dusty?
Madelaine McCann's tricycle.
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Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it." Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you. |
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22-09-19, 08:14 AM
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Big Girl's Blouse
Join Date: Jun 2007
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That's a ancient recycled joke, not very original
What's pink and fluffy and haven't moved for ages? Rock Hudson's slippers What's rusty and chained up in Canterbury cathedral? Terry Waite's bike |
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23-09-19, 11:44 PM
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aka liverpooltj
Join Date: Jul 2007
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Everon are the longest running British comedy. Don't think Only Fools and Horses or Last of the Summer wine went on longer than 120 years.
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08-10-19, 11:20 AM
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Daddy day care
Join Date: Sep 2011
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Deleted. But its a cracker
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Champions of Europe and the World. removing all the weak links makes us stronger too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all, but not VVD or Alisson |
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11-10-19, 12:42 PM
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Daddy day care
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A young Geordie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job.
The manager asked "Do you have any sales experience?" The young man answered "Aye, hods, I was a canny salesman back in Newcastle." The manager liked the Geordie so he gave him the job. His first day on the job was challenging and busy, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the manager came down and asked "OK,...... so how many sales did you make today?" The Geordie said "Just the one, Marra." The manager groaned and continued "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for? £124,237.64" replied the Geordie. The manager choked and exclaimed £124,237.64, what the hell did you sell him?" "Well, forst I selt him a smaal fish hook, then a medium fish hook, and then I selt him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was gannin' fishing and he said doon at the coast, so I telt him he would need a boat, so we went doon tiv the boat department and I selt him that twin-engined Power Cat. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him doon tiv the car sales and I selt him the 4 x 4 Suzuki". The manager, incredulous, said "You mean to tell me....a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and 4x4?" "Nah, nah......he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his ladyfriend and I said......... 'Well, since ya weekend's fucked, you might as well gan fishing."
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Champions of Europe and the World. removing all the weak links makes us stronger too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all, but not VVD or Alisson |
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11-10-19, 02:52 PM
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Paisley
Join Date: Apr 2007
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Agreed, think that's a bit much.
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11-10-19, 09:12 PM
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Dalglish
Join Date: Sep 2006
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Wife was cleaning 12 year old son's bedroom when she finds a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags.
She asks her husband "what do we do?" Husband says"I'm no expert, but I wouldn't fucking spank him." |
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13-10-19, 05:57 PM
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Houllier
Join Date: Jun 2018
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14-10-19, 10:16 AM
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Dan Ashcroft
Join Date: May 2007
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Comedy really is highly subjective. I watched that and thought it was rubbish.
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14-10-19, 10:34 AM
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Champions of Europe and the World. removing all the weak links makes us stronger too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all, but not VVD or Alisson Last edited by baitman; 14-10-19 at 02:07 PM. |
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14-10-19, 02:22 PM
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10 seconds here
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14-10-19, 03:54 PM
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It wasn't the style or even the topics, it was just that there were only 2 or 3 jokes that landed in 24 minutes, which is not enough for me.
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14-10-19, 04:45 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2018
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I found it hilarious. As you say, its subjective, but the crowd were certainly enjoying too, so I'm not alone...
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14-10-19, 05:06 PM
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Shankly
Join Date: Nov 2010
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Do you have any other recommendations I can swerve?
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