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Old 05-08-07, 04:00 AM   #1
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Fonejacker - Hillarious

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Old 05-08-07, 04:08 AM   #3
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joovc doovde is the funniest onr
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Old 05-08-07, 04:19 AM   #5
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Old 05-08-07, 10:02 AM   #6
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My favourite is the Indian call centre and the "film film from back of cinema". LOL
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joovc doovden
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Old 06-08-07, 02:06 PM   #8
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joovc doovden
That's my favourite too. Love it.

"I'll start again. I want a Joovce doovde, and a Joove luckerdeterve."

I also love the 'flat line' - "You want a THREE. BEDROOM. MAISONETTE. In...........BRISTOL! Is that correct?"









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Old 06-08-07, 02:10 PM   #9
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The monies ones are also very, very funny.
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Old 06-08-07, 02:13 PM   #10
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'Look old boy i'm going to stop this now'
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Old 06-08-07, 02:15 PM   #11
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The monies ones are also very, very funny.

George Agdgdgwngo



"But sir it is totally legitimaaaaaate"

I love Mr Miggins too.

"LEICESTER SQUARE!"

"It's telling me I'm talking to a human being!"
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Old 06-08-07, 02:17 PM   #12
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hoomv who sell doovde
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Old 07-08-07, 10:39 PM   #13
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"You play with the puss"
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Old 07-08-07, 10:46 PM   #14
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George Agdgdgwngo



"But sir it is totally legitimaaaaaate"

I love Mr Miggins too.

"LEICESTER SQUARE!"

"It's telling me I'm talking to a human being!"
love it
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Old 09-08-07, 08:05 PM   #15
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'Hello sir, this is your bank, can I have your sort code?'

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Old 09-08-07, 11:14 PM   #16
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It was funny as fuck tonight.

"Hello. Do you have hup puc?"

"How do you spell that, sir?"

"H.P. P.C."
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Old 10-08-07, 05:51 PM   #17
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Big brother gets owned Terrry Tibbs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1bI_UJ7L4M

hahahahahahahahahahaha
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Old 10-08-07, 06:14 PM   #18
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Watch all of it especially the the 2nd call prank........... monies.........fuck off

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Old 14-08-07, 11:02 PM   #19
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The one tonight with the phone voice line up like the usual suspects!!!

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Old 14-08-07, 11:29 PM   #20
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The one tonight with the phone voice line up like the usual suspects!!!

Just saw it
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Old 14-08-07, 11:35 PM   #21
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The one tonight with the phone voice line up like the usual suspects!!!

Tonight??

Must be a repeat of last thursday's!
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Old 15-08-07, 01:48 AM   #22
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IS it just me, or is there anyone (probably not in this thread mind) that thinks fonejacker is crap, admittedly I have not seen much of it, but the bit I did see was fucking crap.
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"Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

* After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs
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Old 15-08-07, 08:09 AM   #23
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IS it just me, or is there anyone (probably not in this thread mind) that thinks fonejacker is crap, admittedly I have not seen much of it, but the bit I did see was fucking crap.
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Old 15-08-07, 08:26 AM   #24
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Tonight??

Must be a repeat of last thursday's!
I was thinking the same thing - it's on on Thursdays, not Tuesdays - but I didn't recognise the clip they described...?
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Old 15-08-07, 09:19 AM   #25
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A might give it one more chance, though, on first glimpse, it doesn't look very appealing, looking at some dudes frozen face on TV.
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Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

"Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

* After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs
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Old 15-08-07, 10:09 AM   #26
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The Best !!!

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Old 15-08-07, 10:33 AM   #27
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Internet service providings...

Upgrading your downgrade to a grade that is higher than your current grade...

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Old 15-08-07, 01:43 PM   #28
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Old 15-08-07, 01:57 PM   #29
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FLMAO i love that character

"How much is it?"

"It's free, you just have to pay the monthly subscription, only £50 a month"

"No, i dont want to do it, it's too expensive"

"But it's free!!"

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FLMAO i love that character

"How much is it?"

"It's free, you just have to pay the monthly subscription, only 50 a month"

"No, i dont want to do it, it's too expensive"

"But it's free!!"



"It's free except for a one-off paymentings of 82 for 14 months, followed by six paymentings of 46"

"Not interested"

"I am upsettings"

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"It's free except for a one-off paymentings of 82 for 14 months, followed by six paymentings of 46"

"Not interested"

"I am upsettings"

LMFAO
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Old 15-08-07, 02:46 PM   #32
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Personally I think the doovde guy is the best. This one is fucking brilliant

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Personally I think the doovde guy is the best.
It's the same guy who does all of them...you doovde-bag
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Old 15-08-07, 10:13 PM   #34
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Tonight??

Must be a repeat of last thursday's!
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I was thinking the same thing - it's on on Thursdays, not Tuesdays - but I didn't recognise the clip they described...?
Yeah was a repeat
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Old 15-08-07, 10:19 PM   #35
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Terry Tibbs in that is brilliantand one of the funniest ever

Suck the fuck up, can i start again

"What the fucks that all about?!?"

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Old 15-08-07, 11:53 PM   #36
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This is class

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It's the same guy who does all of them...you doovde-bag


I'm talking about the character dipshit

Edit: Hmm, not a massive fan of Terry Tibbs tbh
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Your calling a bit fucking late, it tell ya
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Old 16-08-07, 12:02 AM   #39
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Does anyone know who he really is???

Have people found out yet??It will probably end up like "The Stig" off Top Gear
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I'm talking about the character dipshit

Edit: Hmm, not a massive fan of Terry Tibbs tbh
Terry is one of the best if not the best he's pure genius Red
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