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Old 06-11-19, 08:11 PM   #23961
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Has it been mentioned that their main sponsor Kohler is a toilet manufacturer. Well appropriate
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Old 06-11-19, 08:37 PM   #23962
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How about Armitage Shanks..?

Hmmmm
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Old 07-11-19, 02:49 PM   #23963
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Ben Foster has had more shots on target this season in the Premier League than Jesse Lingaard
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Old 07-11-19, 06:37 PM   #23964
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Ben Foster has had more shots on target this season in the Premier League than Jesse Lingaard
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Old 07-11-19, 07:20 PM   #23965
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I’ve had the same amount of shots on target as Jessie Lingard this season in the Premier League.
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Old 10-11-19, 05:19 PM   #23966
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They're back!
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Old 10-11-19, 11:19 PM   #23967
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They're back!
Excellent timing. Now go sort out your noisy neighbours.
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Old 11-11-19, 02:12 AM   #23968
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They'd hate to beat City if they knew it would help us
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Old 11-11-19, 11:38 AM   #23969
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They'd hate to beat City if they knew it would help us
They are chewing nails. It's great to see on RedCafe. This is the best chance to get 3 vital points against a weak City coming off tough matches to Chelsea, Newcastle and Burnley. Utd need to make top four or their finances will take a very serious dip. Dropping points to city is no longer an option.

I don't know how I go to sleep buzzing like this all the time. Its like those women who have 50 orgasms a day that it becomes painful.
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Old 16-11-19, 11:52 AM   #23970
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Old 16-11-19, 12:23 PM   #23971
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NSFW!
It's a Saturday ffs!
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Old 16-11-19, 01:03 PM   #23972
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It's a Saturday ffs!
You do know the world doesn't magically stop at half five on a Friday and everyone has the weekend off ?
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Old 18-11-19, 09:29 AM   #23973
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It's a Saturday ffs!
Slinks, delete that mate. I opened it up at work. Not great.
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Old 19-11-19, 04:01 PM   #23974
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What was it? The Venn diagram?
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Old 19-11-19, 04:07 PM   #23975
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What was it? The Venn diagram?
A full frontal glory hole picture
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Old 19-11-19, 08:34 PM   #23976
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Of Slinks?
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Old 19-11-19, 09:00 PM   #23977
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Geez....


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Old 20-11-19, 12:32 AM   #23978
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That's worse than the picture Slinks shared. Significantly so!
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Old 20-11-19, 08:25 AM   #23979
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Sorry lads, only logged on this morning and seen the responses to the posts. Obviously didn't cross my mind re it being NSFW so apologies for that.

Can see it's since been removed, sorry again.
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Old 20-11-19, 08:42 AM   #23980
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Sorry lads, only logged on this morning and seen the responses to the posts. Obviously didn't cross my mind re it being NSFW so apologies for that.



Can see it's since been removed, sorry again.
Yes you did. You said it was the weekend so it didn't count.
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Old 20-11-19, 11:03 AM   #23981
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Yes you did. You said it was the weekend so it didn't count.


Slinky is Est's very own Prince Andrew

(in terms of selective amnesia......................ehhhhh.......not the other stuff!!!)
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Old 20-11-19, 11:07 AM   #23982
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Old 20-11-19, 12:02 PM   #23983
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Doesn't sweat, likes Pizza?
Doesnt even know where the bar is, never bought a drink
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Old 20-11-19, 07:32 PM   #23984
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I think it was meant to be Duncan Castles
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Old 22-11-19, 12:12 AM   #23985
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Fucking bunch of pricks.
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Old 24-11-19, 08:17 PM   #23986
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20 back after just over a third of the season gone. Long may dildo baggins be at the wheel
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Old 26-11-19, 02:18 PM   #23987
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Old 28-11-19, 06:16 PM   #23988
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I was playing doctors and nurses with my female cousin. I was about 6 or 7, and we were inserting little toy stuffs in our bum holes. Does it count as snogging?
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Old 28-11-19, 06:43 PM   #23989
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They're already through, but still wonderful nevertheless.

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Ole Gunnar Solskjaer handed seven players their full debuts - six of them teenagers - and though they may have lost the game, all covered themselves in glory.
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Old 28-11-19, 08:08 PM   #23990
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Old 28-11-19, 09:15 PM   #23991
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Old 29-11-19, 12:21 AM   #23992
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Old 01-12-19, 07:46 PM   #23993
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Old 01-12-19, 11:50 PM   #23994
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Old 01-12-19, 11:59 PM   #23995
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Glorious, isn't it
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Old 02-12-19, 10:21 AM   #23996
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Ole's win percentage in the pl is 23.4%
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Think we have the answer..Klopp
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Old 02-12-19, 11:18 AM   #23997
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Some much needed context.



Since Solskjaer was made permanent, he's won 26 points from 22 Premier League games.

Jose Mourinho, won 35 points from the last 22 games.

Louis van Gaal, 37 points (as well as an FA Cup).

David Moyes, 36 points.


Other recently departed high profile managers...


Emery took 28 points from his last 22 league games before the sack.

Mauricio Pochettino, 25 points.
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Old 02-12-19, 11:19 AM   #23998
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Some much needed context.



Since Solskjaer was made permanent, he's won 26 points from 22 Premier League games.

Jose Mourinho, won 35 points from the last 22 games.

Louis van Gaal, 37 points (as well as an FA Cup).

David Moyes, 36 points.


Other recently departed high profile managers...


Emery took 28 points from his last 22 league games before the sack.

Mauricio Pochettino, 25 points.


Love it.
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Old 02-12-19, 11:20 AM   #23999
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And yet he seems perfectly secure in his position.
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Old 02-12-19, 11:23 AM   #24000
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I think I'm right in saying we've got 64 points from our last 22 games?
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