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Old 13-01-14, 07:29 PM   #241
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Arhhhh !

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Old 13-01-14, 07:36 PM   #242
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That's just sad.
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Old 13-01-14, 07:53 PM   #243
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Old 13-01-14, 08:13 PM   #244
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Old 14-01-14, 01:20 AM   #245
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Old 14-01-14, 01:33 AM   #246
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He'd be 25 or so now. I hope he found his positive role model.

Sounds like he wasn't an errant child but just wanted attention due to not getting any in the first place.

"Invisible onion cutting ninjas" are attacking again...
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Old 14-01-14, 01:35 AM   #247
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My son gets upset on a Monday after we've spent some fun time together at the weekend and I have to go back to work. He doesn't quite understand and it kills me to say no but he'll get it in time.

Can you imagine what it must feel like to not feel wanted or feel abandoned by one of your parents?

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Old 23-01-14, 02:48 PM   #248
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The 9 Most Epic Texting Pranks Of All Time....

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Old 24-01-14, 03:07 PM   #249
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Old 24-01-14, 03:22 PM   #250
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Brilliant.

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Old 28-01-14, 07:04 PM   #251
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Old 30-01-14, 02:57 PM   #252
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love those old spice adverts

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Old 03-03-14, 06:40 PM   #253
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Old 03-03-14, 07:00 PM   #254
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That will soon be removed when he's leader of the world
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Old 11-03-14, 11:00 AM   #255
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This is brilliant....


'Safe Badman': Argos wins at Twitter when customer tweets to ask if Playstations are in stock at Moss Side store

Immy 'BADMAN' Bugti tweeted the catalogue firm to ask when the 'PS4 tings' would be back in stock - only for the company to reply in spectacular style

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co....tweets-6793743
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Old 11-03-14, 06:52 PM   #256
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Woman accidentally joins search party looking for herself

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Old 11-03-14, 07:24 PM   #257
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Woman accidentally joins search party looking for herself

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/2164...g-for-herself/
Bender must own that site as it happened 2 years ago

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow...165249353.html
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Old 11-03-14, 10:18 PM   #258
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Juvenile humour at its best

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Old 11-03-14, 10:19 PM   #259
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Bender must own that site as it happened 2 years ago

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow...165249353.html
It popped up on my Facebook feed today as Jason Manford shared it (a friend liked it, I don't get his updates - he is a prime candidate for a face punching) so I guess thats how its Benderised into thew public conscience so late
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Old 04-04-14, 12:50 AM   #260
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Probably old, but:

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Old 11-04-14, 05:58 PM   #261
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Old 11-04-14, 06:02 PM   #262
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Very nice concept. A skaters dream.
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Old 26-04-14, 11:59 PM   #263
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I recently have developed a 2048: Doctor Who Edition addiction.

And I am stuck in a Christopher Eccleston Hell.

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Old 27-04-14, 08:52 AM   #264
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great fun! I managed to get to Matt Smith!
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Old 27-04-14, 10:53 PM   #265
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I can't even get two Ecclestons never mind 1 Tenent! God knows how you managed Smith
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Old 29-04-14, 09:50 AM   #266
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there is a technique

build towards the bottom, pull the new number and towards a corner s that you build up the large numbers in one area making it easier to double them.
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Old 02-05-14, 12:47 AM   #267
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I've managed to get to Tenant a few times now so I am content.

I've been playing with the make your own offering. Need to find better quality pics but...


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Old 02-05-14, 01:27 PM   #268
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I've managed to get to Tenant a few times now so I am content.

I've been playing with the make your own offering. Need to find better quality pics but...


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great fun, but only got to King Kenny. I wonder who you classify to be better tan him as Gerrard is the one before! ;-)
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Old 04-05-14, 11:23 AM   #269
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Old 06-05-14, 12:07 PM   #270
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The Largest Vocabulary in Hip Hop
Literary elites love to rep Shakespeare’s vocabulary: across his entire corpus, he uses 28,829 words, suggesting he knew over 100,000 words and arguably had the largest vocabulary, ever.

I decided to compare this data point against the most famous artists in hip hop. I used each artist’s first 35,000 lyrics. That way, prolific artists, such as Jay-Z, could be compared to newer artists, such as Drake
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Old 13-05-14, 07:57 AM   #271
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How Football Sounds To People That Don't Care. This Guy Nails It.
11th May 2014
Firstly, imagine every time within a day that football is mentioned by someone else. Secondly, replace it with something that you don't want to hear about every day. Say... Archaeology. Then, think carefully about how an average day would pan out.

So, you awaken to the clock radio. It's 7AM. Just as you awaken, it's time for the news and archaeology already. Not news and other historical investigations, like library restorations or museum openings (unless there's another event happening), but just the news and archaelogy. Malaysian plane is still missing. Pistorius is still on trial. New dig announced in Giza. Ancient Mayan temple discovered. Exciting stuff.

Time for a bite to eat over the morning TV. More news. More archaeology. Yes, you are aware of what is up with the missing plane. Fine. Now the archaeology in video format. Video of people dusting off some skulls and bits of pottery. All well and good, but archaeology isn't your thing. It would be nice to hear about something else.

Even when it isn't archaeology season, the media follow noted archaeologists. They drive fast cars, date beautiful women, advertise fragrances, and sometimes they go to nightclubs and act in the worst possible way. Scandals erupt as the tabloids follow these new celebrities when they're not searching the past for answers. It is entirely possible you can recite the names of certain researchers, even if you don't pay attention to archaeology. You don't know what transfer season is, but you know that someone was transferred to a dig in Peru for a sum of money that could fund the London Underground for two whole days.

Out of the car at 8:55 and into work. What are the colleagues talking about, I wonder? Oh, Jones dropped a 3,890 year old pot and smashed it? What a useless wanker! Someone should do something unpleasant to him. And don't even ask about the unfortunate incident in Athens two years ago - you'll be there all day! Breaking a pillar like that! We don't talk about that here, mate. What? You don't want to discuss the finer points of the prevalence of phallic imagery in Pompeii? Is there something wrong with you?

The drive home from work. Every thirty minutes, no matter the station, someone mentions the archaeology. Best sit in silence. Drive past a huge billboard with a black and white picture of a rakishly handsome archaeologist draped over an impossibly beautiful woman. He's winking at you. Trowel in his left hand, supermodel in the right. Jurassic, by Calvin Klein.

And now the pub. A nice pub with a beer garden. Posters in the windows. LIVE EXCAVATION AT THE VALLEY OF THE KINGS! All of it on a huge TV with the volume up too loud. Drunken people yelling at the screen. "SEND IT FOR CARBON DATING, YOU USELESS ***K!" "WHAT ARE YOU ON, MATE? DUST THE ANCIENT MEDALLION GENTLY! SMELTING METHODS OF THE TIME PRODUCED VERY SOFT AND IMPURE METALS EASILY PRONE TO DISFIGURATION!" All this from two men out of a crowd of twenty. One lousy drunken idiot and his chum ruin the image of other archaeology fans. Carbon dating report from the lab updates on TV, read by a man employed because they've been following the beautiful science since they were a boy. The drunk chimes in again. "WHAT PHARAOH'S REIGN DID YOU SAY? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS SAYS ABOUT THE UNDERPINNINGS OF OUR THEORY OF AGRICULTURAL DEVELOPMENT OF 4TH BC EGYPT? GET IN, MATE!" A cheer cascades through the building and you can only wonder why.

Best go home and avoid anyone who might be drinking and singing. You once met a disagreeable chap who threatened to beat you up because you didn't watch the archaeology. "Not a late paleolithic era supporter are you? Think you're better than me? I'll have you, you scrawny tw*t!"

To bed. To repeat the cycle tomorrow. The inescapable, inevitability that wherever you go, someone, somewhere, is just dying to talk to you about the archaeology.
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Old 12-07-14, 07:52 PM   #272
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Old 22-07-14, 11:01 AM   #273
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Old 24-07-14, 05:08 AM   #274
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Old 28-07-14, 11:03 PM   #275
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Old 28-07-14, 11:05 PM   #276
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Old 28-07-14, 11:06 PM   #277
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Old 29-07-14, 10:44 PM   #278
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Old 31-07-14, 11:36 PM   #279
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Old 02-08-14, 08:41 AM   #280
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Dave, this is more like it...

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