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Old 22-08-07, 05:05 PM   #81
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Hahaha, I suppose. . . This isn't the Library though
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Old 22-08-07, 05:06 PM   #82
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Quote:
Originally Posted by badpiggy View Post
here are instructions for a knock knock joke

you: knock knock

other: who's there?

you: an impatient cow

other: an impatient c....

you (interrupting) moooooooooo!
I always found that too complicated though...
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Old 22-08-07, 07:11 PM   #83
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Why did the mushroom go to the party?




Because he is a fungi
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Old 23-08-07, 01:54 PM   #84
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HOw did the manc break his neck?

He was getting a drink of water and someone slammed the tiolet lid on him.
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Old 24-08-07, 12:01 AM   #85
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A woman is like a piano.

When she's not upright.. she's grand...
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Old 24-08-07, 12:23 AM   #86
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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?




A carrot
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Old 25-08-07, 11:16 AM   #87
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why didnt superman save the twin towers ????

cos he was in a wheelchair...
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Old 26-08-07, 04:37 AM   #88
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Quote:
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why would you wrap a hamster in insulating tape?

so it doesn't explode when you fuck it
Brilliant. That's the kind of joke I can send to my mates


My mate's a Copper, he sent me this;
What's the biggest reason for paedophilia in the UK today?




Sexy kids.

Blame Thames Valley Police before you blame me.
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Old 26-08-07, 05:00 AM   #89
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What's brown and sticky?





A stick.
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Old 27-08-07, 02:02 PM   #90
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What's brown and sounds like a bell?

DONG!!
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Old 28-08-07, 05:27 AM   #91
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Not quite short, but I'm too lazy to start another thread:

A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your arsehole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"
She replied,"Probably fishing with his mates."
The professor could not continue with the class.
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