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Old 05-08-11, 05:52 PM   #81
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As mad as it sounds, I think it would be pretty funny having him on here!
Then your in luck.

Sometimes in life, people outgrow their country, OldCold outgrew RAWK, he got too powerful, the people loved him yet the RAWK empire betrayed OldCold and pubicly killed him.

Now OldCold seeks greener pastures, I was locked in tense negotiations with a number of Liverpool fan forums for my signature, the EST moderation team offered me the best deal, and here I am.

People often describe me as an enigma, I disagree, I am simply OldCold - a man of the people.

Please to be here.
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Old 05-08-11, 06:04 PM   #82
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Then your in luck.

Sometimes in life, people outgrow their country, OldCold outgrew RAWK, he got too powerful, the people loved him yet the RAWK empire betrayed OldCold and pubicly killed him.

Now OldCold seeks greener pastures, I was locked in tense negotiations with a number of Liverpool fan forums for my signature, the EST moderation team offered me the best deal, and here I am.

People often describe me as an enigma, I disagree, I am simply OldCold - a man of the people.

Please to be here.
They 'Pubicly killed you'!!!
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Old 05-08-11, 06:09 PM   #83
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They 'Pubicly killed you'!!!
They forgot that you can't kill an idea, you can't kill a movement, you can't kill OldCold.
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Old 05-08-11, 06:16 PM   #84
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Old 05-08-11, 06:16 PM   #85
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They forgot that you can't kill an idea, you can't kill a movement, you can't kill OldCold.
Cept with pubes,which is to Oldcold ,what Kryptonite is to Superman?
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Old 05-08-11, 06:20 PM   #86
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Cept with pubes,which is to Oldcold ,what Kryptonite is to Superman?
So it looks like you're going to be the first person I destroy on here, which is a shame really, considering i'm lowering myself just to interact with someone such as yourself.

You ask any girl (you know, females) what they think of pubes. They aren't fans Ermintrude, but you wouldn't know that, naturally.

So here's some advice from ya boy, OC, get some clippers or a razor, and have a trim lad, you never know, you might get lucky and reach 1st base!



And to Craig, thanks for your warm welcome, please to be here.

Ermintrude, your finished, go home.
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Old 05-08-11, 06:20 PM   #87
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Out of interest OldCold, RAWK banned you for a temporary period of time and the ban ran out some point in february - so why didnt you just go back to posting when the ban expired? Or did they ban you permanently after the youtube video?
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Old 05-08-11, 06:22 PM   #88
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So it looks like you're going to be the first person I destroy on here, which is a shame really, considering i'm lowering myself just to interact with someone such as yourself.

You ask any girl (you know, females) what they think of pubes. They aren't fans Ermintrude, but you wouldn't know that, naturally.

So here's some advice from ya boy, OC, get some clippers or a razor, and have a trim lad, you never know, you might get lucky and reach 1st base!



And to Craig, thanks for your warm welcome, please to be here.

Ermintrude, your finished, go home.
What the fuck are you on about?
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Old 05-08-11, 06:22 PM   #89
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Out of interest OldCold, RAWK banned you for a temporary period of time and the ban ran out some point in february - so why didnt you just go back to posting when the ban expired? Or did they ban you permanently after the youtube video?
I returned after my ban expired, by which time there was a manhunt on, got banned a few days later for comments regarding Andy Gray and Richard Keys.
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I returned after my ban expired, by which time there was a manhunt on, got banned a few days later for comments regarding Andy Gray and Richard Keys.
Fair enough. I suspect your stay here may not be too long, but hopefully i'm wrong I look forward to enjoying the comedy
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Old 05-08-11, 06:24 PM   #91
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Out of interest OldCold, RAWK banned you for a temporary period of time and the ban ran out some point in february - so why didnt you just go back to posting when the ban expired? Or did they ban you permanently after the youtube video?
He openly admitted he was a wind up merchant,and carried on despite being warned by mods..He then signed back up as 'Dre' and carried on actin the tit
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Old 05-08-11, 06:25 PM   #92
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He openly admitted he was a wind up merchant,and carried on despite being warned by mods..He then signed back up as 'Dre' and carried on actin the tit
You really have it in for me huh ?

I tell you what, it's not easy being an alpha male, but someone has to do it.

Don't be intimidated by me Ermintrude, you seem very defensive.
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Old 05-08-11, 06:26 PM   #93
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He openly admitted he was a wind up merchant,and carried on despite being warned by mods..He then signed back up as 'Dre' and carried on actin the tit
Two sides to every story then, i see

Out of interest Van Horseplums, what brought you to EST? You obviously posted on RAWK (and maybe still do?)...not that you're not welcome here, the more the merrier. Just curious.
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Old 05-08-11, 06:26 PM   #94
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there really isn't a strong tradition for destroying people around here.

however if you must, may i suggest you start with craig?
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Old 05-08-11, 06:26 PM   #95
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there really isn't a strong tradition for destroying people around here.

however if you must, may i suggest you start with craig?
Dave, i thought we'd sorted out our little tif?

I seem to remember Marky got destroyed a few times, but kept coming back for more
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Old 05-08-11, 06:28 PM   #96
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we're sorted, i just want to see him try.
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Old 05-08-11, 06:28 PM   #97
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Craig seems like a sound lad and is on the shortlist to join the crew.
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Cheers OldCold, but i'm good thanks. The 'crew' will have to cope without me.
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i can't wait until the day comes in fact, as surely it must.
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Old 05-08-11, 06:31 PM   #100
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Cheers OldCold, but i'm good thanks. The 'crew' will have to cope without me.
You can't back out Craig.

We're like the Templar Knights, OldCold, Lents, Suso, Frank and now yourself, Craig_H.
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Ok then. I dont actually have to do anything, do i?
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Old 05-08-11, 06:32 PM   #102
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You really have it in for me huh ?

I tell you what, it's not easy being an alpha male, but someone has to do it.

Don't be intimidated by me Ermintrude, you seem very defensive.
Haha you really are deluded,this is another thing that got you banned.Going on about your size/being the alpha male,and referring to yaself as 'Herculean', 'A Man Mountain' and 'A Lion' and other such bollocks...

Wouldnt suprise me if you were a dwarf and thats why you wear those 'Nikey Jump Mans' cos of your short man syndrome

Ya feel me

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Old 05-08-11, 06:35 PM   #103
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Haha you really are deluded,this is another thing that got you banned.Going on about your size/being the alpha male,and referring to yaself as 'Herculean', 'A Man Mountain' and 'A Lion' and other such bollocks...

Wouldnt suprise me if you were a dwarf and thats why you wear those 'Nikey Jump Mans' cos of you're short man syndrome

Ya feel me

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I'm 6'6 Ermintrude, I duck to get under doors.

I'm simply stating facts, if we were in a court of law the judge would agree with me.
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Old 05-08-11, 06:41 PM   #104
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I'm 6'6 Ermintrude, I duck to get under doors.

I'm simply stating facts, if we were in a court of law the judge would agree with me.
You duck to get under doors cos of those daft arse fucking moon boots you wear,bouncing around like your Buzz fuckin Aldrin with your 6 inch NASA Cuban heels
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You duck to get under doors cos of those daft arse fucking moon boots you wear,bouncing around like your Buzz fuckin Aldrin with your 6 inch NASA Cuban heels
Implying Jordan 11 cool greys are moon boots.

It's called style and fashion, I happen to have both.

Don't hate compadre.
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Old 05-08-11, 06:52 PM   #106
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Implying Jordan 11 cool greys are moon boots.

It's called style and fashion, I happen to have both.

Don't hate compadre.
See what ya mean mate,theyre smart them like

http://www.airjordans6.com/images/Jo...dan11-1026.jpg
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I like the cut of your jibb OldCold. You seem like a conversational hand grenade. Hopefully you will be good value.
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Old 05-08-11, 07:03 PM   #108
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Then your in luck.

Sometimes in life, people outgrow their country, OldCold outgrew RAWK, he got too powerful, the people loved him yet the RAWK empire betrayed OldCold and pubicly killed him.

Now OldCold seeks greener pastures, I was locked in tense negotiations with a number of Liverpool fan forums for my signature, the EST moderation team offered me the best deal, and here I am.

People often describe me as an enigma, I disagree, I am simply OldCold - a man of the people.

Please to be here.
dreams really can come true!

Welcome to the site mate
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Old 05-08-11, 07:04 PM   #109
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You can't back out Craig.

We're like the Templar Knights, OldCold, Lents, Suso, Frank and now yourself, Craig_H.
Love, no, LOVE this post. Make a new video. You and Craig are going to get on like a house on fire
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Ive also realised where your username comes from. Clearly you are a big Karl Pilkington fan.
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Craig seems like a sound lad and is on the shortlist to join the crew.
You MUST be fucking bonkers
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Ive also realised where your username comes from. Clearly you are a big Karl Pilkington fan.
Ricky Gervais is a personal hero of mine, Pilkington the same, despite the fact he is an idiot.

And to Paul, just don't ban me!
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I have hitmen.

I never pull the trigger personally.
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WTF?

I'll have to remember to read this sober tomorrow to work out what the fuck is going on.
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Well what a difference, the confident and articulate way your posting OldCold bares little resemblence to the way you were on that video.
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Dunno, knows too much about OldCold's history - Elvoz again i think
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ah ok
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You fockers made it sound like that 9min video was going to be brilliant.
what a waste of 9mins of my time that was
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I like the cut of your jibb OldCold. You seem like a conversational hand grenade. Hopefully you will be good value.


I can see this is going to be fun

Can't see why Ermintrude invited OldCold to the forum only to wind him up even more, oh wait.... yes i can

Let the good times roll
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