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Old 09-05-12, 01:12 AM   #1
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Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel

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5.0 out of 5 stars

DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS, 24 Jan 2012
By*Andrew - See all my reviews
This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)
Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)
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Old 09-05-12, 12:53 PM   #2
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Can never tire of this one.....
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Old 10-05-12, 12:11 PM   #3
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Can't believe that!...sweet mary! In fits of laughter here!

It's sad or hilarious...whatever way ya want, that there are still people like that among us!
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Old 10-05-12, 12:38 PM   #4
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Excellent product. Most prisoners confessed within five minutes of the first application. Can recommend.

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