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Old 14-07-18, 10:40 AM   #81
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Always gas when Brian Kerr is covering him in a match

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Remember him saying that

Kerr is the worst pundit/commentator I have ever seen, gets all the names of players wrong & says so much stupid shit that everybody is like "Ah sure it's Brian Kerr"
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Old 14-07-18, 10:53 AM   #82
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Old 14-07-18, 11:04 AM   #83
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He's standard Albanian build, I think it's a great signing and also think he will more than just a bench warmer
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Old 14-07-18, 11:58 AM   #84
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Very happy with this signing. Exactly the sort of quality we should be going for when getting squad players. He is good enough to cover our wingers and in AM, and also potentially good enough to challenge for any of those slots should any of the regulars let their form drop.

Plus he always comes across as having plenty of self confidence and has that bit of needle in his play that at times some of our players are lacking in.



Keita, Fabinho, and Shaqiri (not including youth team type purchases) . Pretty damn good transfer window so far as nothing but quality has come in.
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Old 14-07-18, 12:28 PM   #85
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Remember him saying that

Kerr is the worst pundit/commentator I have ever seen, gets all the names of players wrong & says so much stupid shit that everybody is like "Ah sure it's Brian Kerr"


Kerr really is awful. In a few of the German games this world cup he kept mixing up Kimmich and Boateng. The camera would clearly be on Kimmich after Kimmich committed a foul, and there would be Kerr talking about how Boateng just did it.


Kimmich - 5'9 and white. Boateng - 6'4 and black. Easy pair of lads to mix up over and over



Where Kerr really "excels" is when he is doing the in game commentary for EPL games on TodayFM. He just rambles on and on about what players are doing during the game, then you look at the teamsheets and some of them are not even in the matchday squad let alone on the pitch.


He is also bloody hard to understand sometimes what with that combination of his accent, his enunciation, and his lucky dip style of what english words will come out of his mouth next.

I'm Irish and at times I have no idea what the sounds he is making are meant to mean, so feck knows what he must sound like to a non native.
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Old 14-07-18, 12:36 PM   #86
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Kerr really is awful. In a few of the German games this world cup he kept mixing up Kimmich and Boateng. The camera would clearly be on Kimmich after Kimmich committed a foul, and there would be Kerr talking about how Boateng just did it.


Kimmich - 5'9 and white. Boateng - 6'4 and black. Easy pair of lads to mix up over and over



Where Kerr really "excels" is when he is doing the in game commentary for EPL games on TodayFM. He just rambles on and on about what players are doing during the game, then you look at the teamsheets and some of them are not even in the matchday squad let alone on the pitch.


He is also bloody hard to understand sometimes what with that combination of his accent, his enunciation, and his lucky dip style of what english words will come out of his mouth next.

I'm Irish and at times I have no idea what the sounds he is making are meant to mean, so feck knows what he must sound like to a non native.
he's a complete and utter parody
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Old 14-07-18, 01:06 PM   #87
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he's a complete and utter parody

And yet he gets lauded as some sort of authority on the game, of the english leagues in particular, just as the likes of Giles and Brady do.
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Old 14-07-18, 01:27 PM   #88
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This Shaqiri looks like a bit of a comedian.
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Old 14-07-18, 03:02 PM   #89
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Ha ha some belters.

Is that the gents heís following that dude into?
that is a dudette, and its the mri room, but it looks like hes tailing her into the bogs. awoogah
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Old 14-07-18, 08:42 PM   #90
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This Shaqiri looks like a bit of a comedian.
I think he looks like someone from Wind on the Willows
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Old 14-07-18, 08:52 PM   #91
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He clearly has plans for that thumb
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Old 15-07-18, 05:49 AM   #92
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Old 16-07-18, 04:06 PM   #96
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Old 16-07-18, 04:30 PM   #97
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Everyone heard the new Firmino song? Been getting an airing at the friendlies. I hated it at first but it's growing on me....a bit.

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Old 16-07-18, 05:15 PM   #98
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Old 16-07-18, 06:24 PM   #99
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Everyone heard the new Firmino song? Been getting an airing at the friendlies. I hated it at first but it's growing on me....a bit.

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Old 16-07-18, 06:34 PM   #100
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Everyone heard the new Firmino song? Been getting an airing at the friendlies. I hated it at first but it's growing on me....a bit.

https://twitter.com/RichySheehy/stat...62699403927553
I thought it was absolutely terrible too, but I can see how it would work at the match. Everyone knows the tune, it's simple, it's punchy, it's got a bit where everyone goes nuts.
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Old 16-07-18, 06:47 PM   #101
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Everyone heard the new Firmino song? Been getting an airing at the friendlies. I hated it at first but it's growing on me....a bit.

https://twitter.com/RichySheehy/stat...62699403927553
that's class. The Shaqiri song on the other hand is pathetic
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Old 17-07-18, 10:16 AM   #102
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Everyone heard the new Firmino song? Been getting an airing at the friendlies. I hated it at first but it's growing on me....a bit.

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This is class...hahaha grown on me
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Old 17-07-18, 11:30 AM   #103
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Everyone heard the new Firmino song? Been getting an airing at the friendlies. I hated it at first but it's growing on me....a bit.

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Thatís great tbf. Will work brilliantly a game!
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Old 17-07-18, 12:46 PM   #104
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I really like it
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Old 17-07-18, 12:48 PM   #105
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Everyone heard the new Firmino song? Been getting an airing at the friendlies. I hated it at first but it's growing on me....a bit.

https://twitter.com/RichySheehy/stat...62699403927553
Yeah, and I liked the Allez one at first as well so i similarly hope this catches on.
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Old 18-07-18, 01:09 PM   #106
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That's a proper Del boy pose.
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Old 18-07-18, 01:13 PM   #108
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I love him already, he is a naturally funny little fucker
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I love him already, he is a naturally funny little fucker
finally, we can now fuck moreno off
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Charlie Adam is having a pop now, saying Shaqiri didn't perform or care and that he was one of the players that failed to turn up for Stoke, cue Stoke fans being up in arms and turning on Adam

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That thread is wonderful.

Missed a corner as well as open goals

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Old 19-07-18, 01:01 PM   #115
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Adam really shot himself in the foot there
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Fucking stupid fat twat....Charlie not XS23
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Charlie Adam is having a pop now, saying Shaqiri didn't perform or care and that he was one of the players that failed to turn up for Stoke, cue Stoke fans being up in arms and turning on Adam

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Klopp will never allow that to happen at Liverpool.
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It seems it didn't happen at Stoke either if you look at the thread
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Red cards:

Shaqiri - 0
Adam - 1

Our only red card of the season in the league. 30 mins into a huge must win game at home. We went on to lose.

Errors leading to goal:

Shaqiri - 0
Adam - 1

Reminder that this was at home vs Newcastle. At 0-0, under no pressure, in the middle of the pitch

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Tackles:

Shaqiri - 25
Adam - 9

Interceptions:

Shaqiri - 16
Adam - 9

Shots:

Shaqiri - 69 (more than any other player)
Adam - 10*

*The PL website doesn't specify how many of those were pointless pot shots from the halfway line)

Assists:

Shaqiri - 7 (Top assists)
Adam - 0

Reminder that Lasse Sorensen (in 1 game) Saido Berahino and fucking Jesť managed 1 assist each last season)


Shaqiri - 8 (Top scorer)
Adam - 0

(Reminder that Charlie Adam missed an open net away at Watford)



The Fat fuck has had a bit of a mare here
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