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23-12-19, 01:16 AM
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Daddy day care
Join Date: Sep 2011
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Elite footballers and their heavy schedule.
Brenda Rodgers complaints about a tough schedule for his players...
So I thought I'd look at a typical 24 hours in the day of the life of an average player. 07.45 : wake up in your £2m mansion and get a blow job/wank off your gold-digger wife. 08.00 : bimble into training in your £100k car that is sponsored 09.00 : tell the gaffer your hammy is tight,so just do a little light "training" and have a few hours on the massage table/sauna 12.45 : have lunch prepared by a Michelin star chef 13.45 : leave training,call in on your side piece for a quick fuck,and get to the golf course for your 3.30pm tee time. 18.00 : home for another wank off the Mrs,a line of powder and maybe watch a game on your 75" plasma. 23.00 : nip out to the casino and spunk off £20k at the tables. 01.00 : bed. And probably wank yourself off.
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Champions of Europe and the World. removing all the weak links makes us stronger too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all, but not VVD or Alisson |
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23-12-19, 01:49 AM
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Paisley
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Fucking bossed that round of golf
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23-12-19, 02:24 AM
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The Wisp
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Missing an Awooga
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23-12-19, 04:10 AM
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Run the Jewels
 
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You forgot the quick tit wank with the Nivea rep between sponsor obligations.
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23-12-19, 11:22 AM
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Cuboid Humanoid
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Do people still have plasma tellies?
Largely accurate otherwise mind.
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3 Cups and the Champions League. 
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23-12-19, 01:54 PM
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Daddy day care
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23-12-19, 08:07 PM
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Big Girl's Blouse
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24-12-19, 12:08 AM
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Expect the Wurst
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