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Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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Old 27-03-13, 01:34 PM   #203
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Old 27-03-13, 01:40 PM   #204
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FFS Tee, that's the same joke as your last one.
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Old 27-03-13, 03:49 PM   #209
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FFS Tee, that's the same joke as your last one.
I thought it was a decent spot.
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