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Old 11-07-13, 08:46 AM   #1
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Comebacks

Found this quite funny, anyone else have some good comebacks to contribute with?

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Old 11-07-13, 02:44 PM   #2
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I once heard a fat guy in the queue to a nightclub respond to another guy asking him why he was so fat. He said "because every time I fuck your mum, she gives me a biscuit" the whole queue pissed ourselves laughing.
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Old 11-07-13, 04:15 PM   #3
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I once heard a fat guy in the queue to a nightclub respond to another guy asking him why he was so fat. He said "because every time I fuck your mum, she gives me a biscuit" the whole queue pissed ourselves laughing.
That's a classic cricket sledge.

http://javajones.wordpress.com/2008/...ging-classics/
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Old 11-07-13, 06:16 PM   #4
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Old 11-07-13, 06:26 PM   #5
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If you want my comeback you'll have to scrape it from your mum's teeth.
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Old 11-07-13, 06:34 PM   #6
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You're confusing me with someone who actually gives a fuck.
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Old 12-07-13, 05:03 PM   #7
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Sorry I don't speak fuckwit.
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Old 12-07-13, 09:28 PM   #8
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Have you a mobile?
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Good...go phone someone who gives a fuck.
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Old 13-07-13, 09:47 AM   #9
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