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Old 01-08-13, 10:46 AM   #1
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Don't ever fuck with one direction!

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have a read of these/twitter/and some of the comments on the link - crying laughing

http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/enterta...ying-responses

Here at GQ, we like to think we listen to our readers. However when we unveiled One Direction as the cover stars of our September issue last night, we weren't quite prepared for how many tweets we would receive in such a short space of time. (In fact, the response was so large that GQ.co.uk briefly crashed under the strain). While most were positive, and some less so, a few frankly had us fearing for our lives. Although the issue doesn't even go on sale until Thursday, a lot of the band's fan base took issue with certain cover lines, in particular one on Harry Styles' cover, "He's Up All Night To Get Lucky." It just goes to show: hell hath no fury like a Directioner scorned.

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@BritishGQ HARRY ISNT "UP ALL NIGHT TO GET LUCKY" HES UP ALL NIGHT MAKING VINES, HANGING OUT WITH HIS HAIR STYLISTS, OLD PEOPLE, AND A BABY

☯sarah☯ (@sarahhstagram) July 29, 2013

@BritishGQ @Harry_Styles I'll fucking kill you

please liam (@thumbniall) July 30, 2013

@NATELY I WILL SHOVE THE HARRY DOLL ON YOUR BUMHOLE

craic lil nugget ✿ (@woahnxrry) July 29, 2013

whAT THE FUCK THEY MADE LOUIS LOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE I S2G HE IS A FUCKING ANGEL I AM GOING TO FIND GQ AND FUCKING BOMB THEM SEE YOU IN JAIL

(@trxpicalouis) July 29, 2013

GQ MAGAZINE THIS IS AN INDIRECT TO YOUR EDITOR IM GOING TO TAKE YOUR TESTICLES AND POUND THEM WITH A HAMMER IM UP ALL NIGHT TO FUCK U UP BYE

ITS MA BIRTHDAY (@indeedniall) July 29, 2013

im crying dont hate on louis you fukcing assholes or i will shove bleach into your assholes and pull out your eyes with a spork

kate☹ (@fxkinlouis) July 29, 2013

Update: here's a few more highlights.


@BritishGQ U MESSED WITH THE WRONG FANDOM PREPARE TO DIE WE WILL RIP UR BALLS OFF AND STAB UR VAGINAS SEE U IN PRISON bYE

Hannah (@thegulfofnarry) July 30, 2013
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Old 01-08-13, 11:09 AM   #2
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Reminded me of this:

http://www.nme.com/blogs/nme-blogs/t...e-really-angry
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Old 01-08-13, 11:14 AM   #3
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I saw that, it's madness.

The slightest pisstake and they swarm like angry prepubescent wasps.

It wouldn't be so bad but the one song I've ever heard from them was utter dogshit. Do they really think that 1D will toss them a thank you throwdown for defending their honour?
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Old 01-08-13, 11:15 AM   #4
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— (@trxpicalouis) July 29, 2013

GQ MAGAZINE THIS IS AN INDIRECT TO YOUR EDITOR IM GOING TO TAKE YOUR TESTICLES AND POUND THEM WITH A HAMMER IM UP ALL NIGHT TO FUCK U UP BYE

They need to learn what an indirect is.
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Old 01-08-13, 11:26 AM   #5
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just read that - wtf is going on in their heads hahaha
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Old 15-08-13, 08:57 PM   #6
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they have started on the who now cos somebody falsely reported the who wanted the new single removed from you tube cos it supposedly rips off baba o riley


#DontTouchBestSongEver Who The Hell are The Who they have the Perfect Name cuz No One really Cares and Knows About Them!
12:21 PM - 15 Aug 2013

The Who is just too jealous with our boys bcause our boys can sing a better song that The Who did. #donttouchbestsongever

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#donttouchbestsongever Are you sure you want to mess with this fandom? Are you really sure? pic.twitter.com/hFkmMYNOSY
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Old 17-08-13, 12:00 PM   #7
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Old 17-08-13, 02:56 PM   #8
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Old 17-08-13, 09:03 PM   #9
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Their off their fucking rockers. That program on channel 4 about them was quite disturbing. If i was one of those girls parents i would be extremely worried.
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They are fucking nuts. There's going to be a lot of face palming from them when they grow up.
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Old 26-08-13, 11:36 AM   #11
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Taylor Swift has apparently been caught mouthing "shut the fuck up" to a friend about One Direction at the MTV VMA. Please please please can the marauding pack of mental 1D fans tear limb from limb that stupid boring one-subject song singing oxgen thief.
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Oxgen thieving, its rife!
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supposedly a hoax but still to get attention but still
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Old 13-09-13, 02:31 PM   #14
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Didn't she kill the dog by accident?
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supposedly a hoax but still to get attention but still
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Didn't she kill the dog by accident?
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