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Old 16-08-07, 12:05 AM   #41
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Does anyone know who he really is???

Have people found out yet??It will probably end up like "The Stig" off Top Gear
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kayvan_Novak
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Old 16-08-07, 12:08 AM   #43
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That was to easy Red, i was expecting some mystery about him


Good work though
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Old 16-08-07, 12:09 AM   #44
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Amazing that the voices come from this guy.........

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Old 16-08-07, 12:10 AM   #45
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That was to easy Red, i was expecting some mystery about him


Good work though
I wrote that wiki page myself though














Not really, that is him
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Old 16-08-07, 12:12 AM   #46
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I dunno, somehow Terry Tibbs just doesn't tickle my ribs. George Agdgdgdgwngo and Doovde on the other hand
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Old 16-08-07, 12:14 AM   #47
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I dunno, somehow Terry Tibbs just doesn't tickle my ribs. George Agdgdgdgwngo and Doovde on the other hand
George Agdgdgdgwngo and Terry are my favourites their genius
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Old 16-08-07, 12:43 AM   #48
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This guy is brilliant also

http://youtube.com/watch?v=652xFAsw600
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Old 16-08-07, 12:31 PM   #49
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This guy is brilliant also

http://youtube.com/watch?v=652xFAsw600
My favourite. :handshakings:
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Old 16-08-07, 01:00 PM   #50
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My favourites are:
  • Doovde
  • Flat Line. A ONE. BEDROOM. GARDENFLAT....in. BRISTOL. Is that correct? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
  • Internet Providings
  • George Agdgdgwngo
  • Mr Miggins "LEICESTER SQUARE!"

And the hilarious posh bloke who doesn't have a name, the one who tails off into gibberish.

"Can you spell that for me please?"

"Yes, it's BRRRR, BRRRR, BRRBRRBRR...B'TTYBMBM'




PS - is it on tonight? Must be coming near to the end of the series now.
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Old 16-08-07, 01:01 PM   #51
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Yeah Btty Bum Bom or whatever, that one's quality
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Old 16-08-07, 11:06 PM   #52
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Tonight's was a fucking repeat!

Although I was pleased to see one of my favourites...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdl9sakiUfE
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Old 16-08-07, 11:10 PM   #53
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Old 17-08-07, 01:31 PM   #54
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Tonight's was a fucking repeat!

Although I was pleased to see one of my favourites...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdl9sakiUfE
".......Fucking hell , this is crap"


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Old 17-08-07, 03:31 PM   #55
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some Indian women just phoned saying ive won a free phone, couldnt help but laugh thinking about this thread
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Old 17-08-07, 03:33 PM   #56
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some Indian women just phoned saying ive won a free phone, couldnt help but laugh thinking about this thread


Was it a regrade of your downgrade to a grade that is higher than your current grade? And were you excitings?
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Old 17-08-07, 03:48 PM   #57
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Was it a regrade of your downgrade to a grade that is higher than your current grade? And were you excitings?
No he was upsettings. And it was all that woman's faultings.
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Old 17-08-07, 03:53 PM   #58
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No he was upsettings. And it was all that woman's faultings.
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But it's a cheaper.
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Old 17-08-07, 04:43 PM   #60
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And you get a free ring-ding. Everyone wants freeee ring-dings.
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I love 'voosré'...."it play verhs"
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Old 18-08-07, 01:22 PM   #63
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I love it when as the person on the other end gets more and more exasperated with his inability to just spell out the acronym, his pronunciation of it gets more and more ludicrous

Duhfs

Duhfse

Diffifse

Defeffse

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Mobile network providings...

I'll call you back in 18 months. It's a better dealings than your current dealings. Yes it is. 18 free textings and two free ringdings!!

This is the best, 'One off payment for 46 months... I've got family to feed... you can feed them televisionings' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXrFoSk8YrU

'You should know your name sir. Mr Smith? Mr Smithson then?'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLWGm...elated&search=

Fuckin genius

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Old 18-08-07, 02:18 PM   #65
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Fuckin genius


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'The Fonejacker':



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George Agdgdgwngo (pronounced Agga-do/g'da-gwengo) is an African scammer from the Republic of Agdgdgwngo. He tries to obtain people's bank account details in a variety of ways, such as needing the details to obtain access to a bank vault due to it being steam cleaned or decorated for Christmas or to remove a ugandan pigeon. He claims to be a representative of several companies including Money Removal Plc, Bank Festive Redistribution Pl., and the Eastern Union (a word play on Western Union, often used by scammers) Money Transfer and is usually unsuccessful in obtaining peoples details, believing one man's sort code was "fuck off", although another man did give his account number and security question, although as the answer to his security question was "Jimmy Saville" it's easy to assume the "victim" was playing along with George as a wind-up. Another method George uses is to tell people they have won a cash prize or CPM aka "Cash Prize Monies!" that needs to be transfered to their bank account, but it is always a very small sum of money. George will usually give the amount in Ugandan Dollars before usually converting to sterling using his 70's computer next to his photo of Chris Eubank. Interestingly, the Ugandan Dollar does infact not exist, yet there is a Ugandan Shilling which equates to approx 3400 per british pound. He works for Terry Tibbs Motor Group as a security guard, and also works for British Gas along with his cousin, Benson. He often opens with the line "Good morning/afternoon/evening madam!" regardless of who answers the phone or time of day.

Mr. Doovdé is a camel riding aficionado of electrical goods. He does not believe in acronyms, often mistaking them for complete words like 'Hoomv' (HMV), 'Doovd/Doovdé' (DVD), 'Pisp/Poospé' (PSP), 'LucDe Terv' (LCD TV), Puss 3 (PS3) & Dhurs (DS). At the beginning of most episodes, he phones Directory Enquiries and asks for places in the same way as he does for the electrical goods. Examples that have been shown so far are, 'Dufhs' (DFS), 'Puk World' (PC World), 'Doovlah' (DVLA) and 'Duuhl' (DHL).

Terry Tibbs is a car salesman who calls various sellers about items on offer, and drives a hard bargain. He begins his phone calls with the item on offer then says "talk to me." He never actually makes a deal, as he often ends his phone calls with a low offer and "Thank you and goodnight - much love", although sometimes he makes an extremely high offer, confusing the person he is talking to. He can often be heard saying catchphrases such as: "She's a feisty one isn't she", "Talk to me", "That's why they call me Terry Tibbs" and "Hang about love". He enjoys buying wooden ladders for Russian gentlemen and Maserati 3200s.

The Mouse is a smart rodent who requires the regular help from local services, such as a vet because he's been poisoned after eating some cheese with green powder on it, or an exterminator to take care of a cat that ate his mother, father, brother and his cousin from the country. He is also an Oasis tribute artist playing on northbound platform 3 of Oxford Circus tube station. At the end of every one of his sketches, he dies or it is implied that he will die.

Brian Bedonde is a man who has a speech impediment where everything he says ends up starting with the letter B. The impediment is prevented if Brian takes medication. Brian has made a call before without his speech affecting the call, when he rang a resturant to ask about his blind date. It was also revealed that Brian is infact homosexual.

Mr. Miggins is a confused OAP who made his debut asking about a Genie who popped out of a brass lamp, whose appearance has now changed, and is now as confused as the person on the other end of the phone line. In episode 6, it is revealed Mr. Miggins' first name is Michael.

Detective Horace Von Khute is a telephone fraud prevention officer from Zimbabwe, and asks if the last call the victim received was from the fraudster pretending to be him.

Mike is a tele-salesman who calls on the behalf of dodgy companies trying to gain information from the victim.

The Chinese DVD Gang is a group of illegal, obese Chinese students who obviously attempt to illegally film movies in cinemas. One member also claims to be a Chinese Samuel L. Jackson lookalike.

The Flat Line is an "automated" service for people wanting to buy or rent properties around the country. Callers are usually unsuccessful in their efforts as the service selects the incorrect properties. One person did manage to select the correct property, only to have the service malfunction totally. This is the only time people have phoned the Fonejacker, rather than the other way around, aside from Episode Six of Series 1 where Terry Tibbs was seen to receive a phone call.

Criminal Dave is a bank robber who usually has quite large serious flaws in his plans. For example he attempts to schedule a get-away in a minicab and to arrange for a locksmith to open the bank's safe.

The Beatboxer is a man who phones a company or shop and beatboxes to give details confusing the 'victim' . These pranks are done using a hidden camera instead of animation.

Mr. Broadbandings is an Indian man who works in a call centre in India for Internet Service Providings, a highly-priced ISP that promises "42 megabytings" data speed and "a better providings than your current providings". He also works for Mobile Network Providings.

Donald Donaldson is a posh sounding gentleman who phones hotel receptions and security guards asking for sexual favours from males. He does have a wife and belives she is cheating on him. He is believed to enjoy champagne, nibbles, and 'fucking like rabbits'.
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Old 19-08-07, 12:14 AM   #67
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Just received an email from George Agdgdgdgwngo's cousin Benson's brother

FROM MR.VICTOR ACHUMS

I write to request your co-operation in my
desire to find a foreign partner who will assist me in the
relocation and investment of the sum of twenty five million five
hundred thousand pounds (25.5 million pounds),which is presently
available and in my possession.

Presently, I am a serving government
functionary in my Native Country. The money was realised from
gratification/kickbacks which was received from foreign contractors
who executed contracts for my country in the last 2 years.

I am
unable to travell out now,so i shall be glad if you can stand
asbeneficiary to receive this money abroad,and also nominate a good
investment facility in your country where the fund will be placed,for
profits making.I am offering you 35% of total sum after the ransfer.
The entire plan and documents of this transaction will be forwarded to
you as soon as i receive your positive response. I also want to assure
you that there is no risk attach to you in this business.

MR Victor
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Old 21-08-07, 06:09 PM   #68
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Our mobile network providings where we offer you a downgrade to an upgrade to a grade that is higher than your current gradings, we pay off your 18 month
conractings and then you pay us back in small monthly installments of 122.50 a month for the 1st month, then 98 for 54 months. You also get a free ring ding.
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Old 21-08-07, 06:35 PM   #69
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This is Hilarious aswell ... the flatmate sketch is hilarious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFbRz26BFTM

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On Channel 4 now. When did this start? New series?

Good to see Terry Tibbs back on TV. First series was hilarious, second series was shit, but to see Terry Tibbs again

"Technical difficultings..."
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We've taped this on the off-chance it's summat to do with Fonejacker....what's the score?
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We've taped this on the off-chance it's summat to do with Fonejacker....what's the score?
Just managed to catch it from the start - thought the last series was the end of the Fonejacker.

Tonights... not too impressed so far to be honest, sadly. Disappointing really

Terry Tibbs started off advertising something for Price Drop TV, bit of a pointless sketch.

They've got the 'Boop' guy at a drive through - "You ordered three. Fish. Suppers. Is this correct?" "Boop".

A chap like Bryan Bbbbmmbm but isn't him.

George Adgdgdgwengo has just been on trying to hypnotise someone into grabbing personal details.

Indian chappings is now at the drive through... which is funny

Overall it's a bit of a letdown
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Is it all the same undercover stuff with the public? Doing it in person rather than on the phone?
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Is it all the same undercover stuff with the public? Doing it in person rather than on the phone?
Well, it's a bit of a mix really. Some stuff like Tibbs and Bryan are sketches but the drive through chap is talking to real people through the ordering speaker thing. Can't figure out if Doovde man is in a sketch or talking to real members of the public.

I've only laughed at the Indian chap so far.

It's pretty shit to be honest. Not really watching it
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Finished. Won't be watching that again.

Was never the same after the first series - funniest thing I've ever seen on TV. Ever. I could watch it over and over.

And I would if my ex hadn't taken my Fonejacker doovde
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To be honest i wasnt expecting anything decent, was very poor.
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Yeah it was very poor, the original format what was made it work. They have dropped that out of desperation and it backfired. Feel sorry for the guy really, he must feel a little stuck.
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Haven't bothered with it just based on the ad, looks proper shite.
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I thought it was alright, personally. And shouldnt this thread be in the entertainment forum?
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