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Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."   Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you. |
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removing all the weak links makes us stronger too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all, but not VVD or Fabinho |
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Micka "don't f*** with me" Wallace
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A mummy has just been discover in Egypt covered in chocolate and nuts.
Archaeologists believe it’s Pharaoh Rochè.
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Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it." Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you. |
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31-12-21, 11:53 AM
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Well it’s blatantly from his Christmas cracker so.. yeah agree
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Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it." Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you. |
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I phoned the local gym and asked if they could teach me the splits. He said well how flexible are you? I said, I can’t make Tuesdays or Thursdays
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I went to the doctors and said I’ve got a problem, I always have a dump every morning at 6 o’clock. He said what’s the problem with that. I said I don’t get up until 8:30
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Bradley Fink - you heard it here first! |
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01-01-22, 12:10 PM
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Are you here all week?
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 A man walks into the doctors and says doctor doctor I have 5 penises. Blimey says the doctor, how do your trousers fit? Like a glove
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Bradley Fink - you heard it here first! |
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01-01-22, 12:59 PM
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05-01-22, 03:56 PM
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just seen on FB.
"Warning, I have been hacked, if you recieve a message from me calling you a c**t, be advised it was sent before I was hacked". |
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05-01-22, 05:29 PM
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My arse was really sore after a curry. The wife said ring sting. I said why what will he be able to do?
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05-01-22, 05:30 PM
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Micka "don't f*** with me" Wallace
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What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? A labracadabrador.
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Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it." Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you. |
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06-01-22, 12:02 AM
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06-01-22, 03:11 PM
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I met a bloke at the garage the other day called William Hill. What are the odds of that happening
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06-01-22, 04:45 PM
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Micka "don't f*** with me" Wallace
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My grief counselor died recently. Luckily he was so good I didn't give a shit.
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Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it." Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you. |
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06-01-22, 06:17 PM
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A penguin comes running into a bar. ‘Hey, have you seen my brother? he asks the barman. "Dunno", says the barman - "What does he look like?’”
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"But thus I counsel you, my friends: Mistrust all in whom the impulse to punish is powerful. They are people of a low sort and stock; the hangmen and the bloodhound look out of their faces. Mistrust all who talk much of their justice!" |
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“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.” Bob's Miserable Bastards Club Member #2 |
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Micka "don't f*** with me" Wallace
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I regret rubbing ketchup in my eyes, but that’s Heinz sight.
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Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it." Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you. |
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I took the shell off my racing snail to make him run faster.
If anything, it made him more sluggish.
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Abolish the Monarchy. |
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"But thus I counsel you, my friends: Mistrust all in whom the impulse to punish is powerful. They are people of a low sort and stock; the hangmen and the bloodhound look out of their faces. Mistrust all who talk much of their justice!" |
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The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved. |
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19-01-22, 05:32 PM
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I've had some sort of fault on my phone today. Don't know if it's a virus or something I've done. Basically, it's deleted all my Dutch and German contacts, which is odd! On the plus side it is now Hans free.
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Micka "don't f*** with me" Wallace
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Bought my girlfriend a fur coat made out of 3600 hamster skins and took her to Blackpool.
I couldn't get her off the big wheel for 2 days.
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Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it." Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you. |
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"But thus I counsel you, my friends: Mistrust all in whom the impulse to punish is powerful. They are people of a low sort and stock; the hangmen and the bloodhound look out of their faces. Mistrust all who talk much of their justice!" |
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28-01-22, 06:24 PM
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Special Kind of Scum
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"But thus I counsel you, my friends: Mistrust all in whom the impulse to punish is powerful. They are people of a low sort and stock; the hangmen and the bloodhound look out of their faces. Mistrust all who talk much of their justice!" |
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