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Old 20-02-09, 03:39 PM   #401
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Old 20-02-09, 04:08 PM   #402
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Been chatting to a 14 year old girl on the internet. She's funny, sexy and flirty.
Now she tells me she's an undercover cop.

How cool is that at her age?
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Old 20-02-09, 04:14 PM   #403
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Disabled toilets.

Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in


My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing

questions about sex.

just this morning she asked, "Is that the best you can do?"




A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he
was
caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old
daughter.
Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are
bound
to be curious about sex at that age."

"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her fucking

appendix out!"



Police have finally admitted they got it wrong in the shooting of Jean

Charles de Menez.

It was his naughty brother Dennis they were after


met a 14 year old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, flirty

and sexy, so I suggested we meet up.

She turned out to be an undercover detective.

How cool is that at her age?!



I was at a cash machine when an old lady walked up and asked me to help

her check her balance

So I pushed her over

I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I

mean, a ginger kid, with two friends?




I had a mate who was suicidal

He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train

He was chuffed to bits
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Old 20-02-09, 04:17 PM   #404
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Didn't read the whole thread
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Old 20-02-09, 04:48 PM   #405
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Science flies you to the moon.

Religion flies you into buildings.
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Old 20-02-09, 06:31 PM   #406
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Patrick Swayze and Jade Goody are appearing in Pantomime together this Christmas...











































"OH NO THEY'RE NOT"
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Old 20-02-09, 06:40 PM   #407
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ye come on subby
right enough enough with the requests....no more PM replies...fuck me my inbox is full and I can't be arsed sending the millionth PM with that joke...case closed. You missed it now then tough. That is all
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Old 20-02-09, 06:41 PM   #408
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Patrick Swayze and Jade Goody are appearing in Pantomime together this Christmas...











































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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH man....that's bad


























































































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Old 20-02-09, 06:49 PM   #409
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I was a bit twitchy about posting that one; but then I re-read the thread title
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Old 24-02-09, 02:26 AM   #410
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The wife checked my coat when i came home last night,She couldn't find a trace of blonde,brunette or red hair anywhere.
Now she's convinced i'm shagging Jade Goody
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Old 26-02-09, 12:10 AM   #411
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The wife checked my coat when i came home last night,She couldn't find a trace of blonde,brunette or red hair anywhere.
Now she's convinced i'm shagging Jade Goody
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Old 26-02-09, 09:44 AM   #412
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The wife checked my coat when i came home last night,She couldn't find a trace of blonde,brunette or red hair anywhere.
Now she's convinced i'm shagging Jade Goody
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Old 26-02-09, 05:15 PM   #413
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I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pickpocketed.










How could anyone stoop so low?
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Old 26-02-09, 05:49 PM   #414
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Jade goody has sealed another exclusive TV deal...she will be appearing in Most Haunted sometime in early April
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Old 26-02-09, 10:38 PM   #415
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An Evertonian mate text me from the match last week saying Cahill was on fire

I text him back saying so was his mum, dad, brother, sister & nan
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Old 27-02-09, 01:32 AM   #416
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The Aussies have said they always wanted the ashes

Now they fuckin got them
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Old 27-02-09, 09:51 AM   #417
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So Jade and Jack finally got married?

Call me a cynic , but I give it about a month.
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Old 27-02-09, 06:34 PM   #418
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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Jade Goody?

Stevie's got more chance of seeing Christmas
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Old 27-02-09, 07:39 PM   #419
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wendy richards is to star in a new comedy to be screened later this year

"are you being preserved"
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Old 28-02-09, 09:21 PM   #420
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I missed Jade Goodys television show on Living TV, I hear it will be repeated on the History channel in a few months time.












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Old 01-03-09, 09:44 AM   #421
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Haha this thread has been made redundant for me after discovering the charms of sickipedia :P
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Old 01-03-09, 01:27 PM   #422
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Did you get the free Jade Goody calender that came in the papers?

I think mine is faulty it only goes up to March.
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Old 02-03-09, 09:40 AM   #423
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Overstepped the line I'm afraid.
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Old 02-03-09, 09:41 AM   #424
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Old 02-03-09, 11:51 AM   #425
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That is fuckin brilliant
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Old 02-03-09, 03:53 PM   #426
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It's ironic that Jade Goody looks like an egg- she'll be in a box this Easter.
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Old 02-03-09, 04:50 PM   #427
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Iv decided to remove that joke in guilt, its just not right.
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Old 02-03-09, 06:00 PM   #428
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come on King...it's the law to post bad ones on here....or PM them to me
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Old 02-03-09, 08:52 PM   #429
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jade goody has confided to close friends that she hopes the hair loss she is suffering doesnt affect her looks




well, at least she hasnt lost her sense o humour
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Old 03-03-09, 10:38 AM   #430
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RACIST SHIT
They cross the line, even for this thread.

There's a difference between, on the one hand, bad taste jokes and, on the other, peddling racist stereotypes and using racist language (starred out or not).
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They cross the line, even for this thread.

There's a difference between, on the one hand, bad taste jokes and, on the other, peddling racist stereotypes and using racist language (starred out or not).
i would of thought thats for grown ups to think about tbh

its ok to tell jokes about cancer and people shaggin kids but not about "pakis" - and such terms

forgive me for seeing that as bollocks
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They cross the line, even for this thread.

There's a difference between, on the one hand, bad taste jokes and, on the other, peddling racist stereotypes and using racist language (starred out or not).
Agreed Neil. I find plenty of jokes on this thread distasteful to say the least, but the thread has been allowed to continue under the premise that people know what it's likely to contain and can make their own minds up. But when it comes to blatantly racist jokes, they will not be tolerated on here full stop. Say to your friends and colleague for all I care (although I suggest you would pick carefully who you repeated them to), but not on a public forum, which will contain people of many different backgrounds.


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Agreed Neil. I find plenty of jokes on this thread distasteful to say the least, but the thread has been allowed to continue under the premise that people know what it's likely to contain and can make their own minds up. But when it comes to blatantly racist jokes, they will not be tolerated on here full stop. Say to your friends and colleague for all I care (although I suggest you would pick carefully who you repeated them to), but not on a public forum, which will contain people of many different backgrounds.


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If you want to read/post racist jokes, find a BNP forum ffs.
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If you want to read/post racist jokes, find a BNP forum ffs.
i dont want to spam this thread but that is bollocks
if you cant see it i pity you reg
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i dont want to spam this thread but that is bollocks
if you cant see it i pity you reg
No please explain to me why it is bollocks? I mean lets face it, it's not the first time you've defended racism on these forums.
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Elvoz, you're talking shit. We should be used to it by now but "jokes" that Jim Davidson wouldn't even have the nerve to tell any more are bang out of order.

You may think you're grown up and tolerant for reading them - I think you either have a very warped vision of what's mature or you don't understand racism when it hits you between the eyes.

So try not to be patronising to me eh, there's a good lad.
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No please explain to me why it is bollocks? I mean lets face it, it's not the first time you've defended racism on these forums.
as i have said

if your prepared to tolerate cancer jokes and paedo stuff then that is as offensive if not more so than racism
the thread says over 18s if you are likely to be offended dont fuckin go into it
if you dont mind hearing jokes about madeline mcgann but find "****" jokes out of order i find you a bit odd - no offence
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Elvoz, you're talking shit. We should be used to it by now but "jokes" that Jim Davidson wouldn't even have the nerve to tell any more are bang out of order.

You may think you're grown up and tolerant for reading them - I think you either have a very warped vision of what's mature or you don't understand racism when it hits you between the eyes.

So try not to be patronising to me eh, there's a good lad.
so tell me pal why its ok to joke about kids being killed or sexually abused or to joke about kids parents dying yet its not ok to tell racist jokes ?
try to make it basic for my pea like brain
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as i have said

if your prepared to tolerate cancer jokes and paedo stuff then that is as offensive if not more so than racism
the thread says over 18s if you are likely to be offended dont fuckin go into it
if you dont mind hearing jokes about madeline mcgann but find "****" jokes out of order i find you a bit odd - no offence
My first post on the matter said I find many of the jokes in here distasteful to say the least, so don't suggest I "don't mind hearing them". The racist one was the first one in ages that was reported to the mods though. Just because someone has a choice whether they read something that is wrong, doesn't make the thing that is written any less wrong.

If it was up to me then this whole thread would be binned to be honest. But maybe that's because I'm not all grown up like you
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