Spain - Iceland build up

[The_weatherman]

Spanish media is in bullish mood and says that the spanish team will melt the Icelandic team in Mallorca tonight :whatever: Aragones has publicly criticized Iniesta and Alonso so we will probably see Albelda and Fabregas in midfield with Puyol and Ramos back, otherwise they will probably name the same team that scraped past 10-man Danmark.

Several key players are missing from Iceland though, most notably defensive stalwart Hreidarson from Charlton, Gunnar Þorvaldsson fron Hannover and Heidar Helguson from Fulham. Still we´ll beat those perennial underachivers tonight and we´ll beat them good.

Prediction 0-1 to Iceland :rock:











Although I have a hunch it will go 3-0 to the home side :sigh:

[tomasjj]

Public critique of Alonso?
What a numphty that Aragones is.
Ranting racist.

[kendoddsdadsdogsdead]

Can we just have close ups of the Icelandic female support? I wish I could have an Icelandic wife with a cool name like Magnúsdóttir. We could have kids who looked like Björn Berg illustrations and live next to a geyser listening to Sigur Rós and Amina.

[The_weatherman]

:haha: You just described me :crackoff:

[Diego]

we'll see a few goals and a few sweet tackles :rock:

[kendoddsdadsdogsdead]

:haha: You just described me :crackoff:

Are there any jobs going in Iceland for English speakers? Sort me out and I'll return the favour. :haha:

[tomasjj]

Iceland rocks...when it comes to women.

Not many trees there though....

[The_weatherman]

Yes, I think we´ll see a few tackles, I really hope Xabi doesn´t play and I really wish CRonaldo was Spanish, the Icelandic team can sometimes get a little overzealous in tackling.

Regarding a job for english speaking, thanks to MSN no one speaks Icelandic anymore - just abridged english.

[kendoddsdadsdogsdead]

Iceland rocks...when it comes to women.

Not many trees there though....

I was with my team at a girls footy tournament in Denmark last year, and got chatting to 14 year old twins from Iceland who were possibly the most perfect daughter material. One got injured and I helped her off the field. She seemed her like butter wouldn't melt in her mouth, but when the player who fouled her from Sigtunaskolan came off the pitch, she launched into a volley of Icelandic swearing and abuse. To see two nordic girls going at it like Járnsaxa was a proper laugh.

[kendoddsdadsdogsdead]

Yes, I think we´ll see a few tackles, I really hope Xabi doesn´t play and I really wish CRonaldo was Spanish, the Icelandic team can sometimes get a little overzealous in tackling.

Regarding a job for english speaking, thanks to MSN no one speaks Icelandic anymore - just abridged english.

kül i luv msn spk!

[Jaco_Pastorious]

http://www.trussvillecityschools.com/HTMS/Linked%20Documents/Website%20Graphics/spanish%20flag.jpg

[tomasjj]

Yes, I think we´ll see a few tackles, I really hope Xabi doesn´t play and I really wish CRonaldo was Spanish, the Icelandic team can sometimes get a little overzealous in tackling.

Regarding a job for english speaking, thanks to MSN no one speaks Icelandic anymore - just abridged english.

Ekki sannleikur!

[kendoddsdadsdogsdead]

http://www.trussvillecityschools.com/HTMS/Linked%20Documents/Website%20Graphics/spanish%20flag.jpg

http://mayhem-chaos.net/photoblog/images/iceland_flag_med.jpg

[tomasjj]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/ce/Flag_of_Iceland.svg/800px-Flag_of_Iceland.svg.png

[kendoddsdadsdogsdead]

Just to prove not all nordics are blonde bombshells, here's my mate and her sister. I don't have any others of the blonde on this PC, but this is a really bad pic of her. Way better in the flesh.

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k200/mvonbmvonb/n719700248_150791_4698.jpg

[The_weatherman]

Ekki sannleikur!

:haha: OK Tomas, you are the exception. Is this all you got?


Oh, and I´d just like to add that I think this thread is way better than Dhavlos' thread about Cyprus something!

[The_weatherman]

Just to prove not all nordics are blonde bombshells, here's my mate and her sister. I don't have any others of the blonde on this PC, but this is a really bad pic of her. Way better in the flesh.

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k200/mvonbmvonb/n719700248_150791_4698.jpg

Where are you from? My girlfriend is actually not blonde either and I´m ginger :shake:

[kendoddsdadsdogsdead]

:haha: OK Tomas, you are the exception. Is this all you got?


Oh, and I´d just like to add that I think this thread is way better than Dhavlos' thread about Cyprus something!

I found these on the web:

Ef ég myndi hitta þig úti á götu myndi ég skíta framan í þig

Haltu kjafti eða ég treð gaddavír upp í kuntuna á þér

Mamma þín fæddi þig með rassgatinu af því að píkan á henni var upptekin.

Charming people, :crackoff:

[The_weatherman]

I found these on the web:

Ef ég myndi hitta þig úti á götu myndi ég skíta framan í þig

Haltu kjafti eða ég treð gaddavír upp í kuntuna á þér

Mamma þín fæddi þig með rassgatinu af því að píkan á henni var upptekin.

Charming people, :crackoff:

:haha: I assume you have translation as well, should we add these to Marky´s chat-up thread :crackoff:

[kendoddsdadsdogsdead]

Where are you from? My girlfriend is actually not blonde either and I´m ginger :shake:

Originally from Liverpool, work and live in Germany, but travelled in Denmark and Norway after teaching quite a few Scandies and being invited along. Yet to do Iceland, but it's next on the list for 2008. Those ladies are from Tromsø, but half Danish half Norsk.

[kendoddsdadsdogsdead]

:haha: I assume you have translation as well, should we add these to Marky´s chat-up thread :crackoff:

Especially this one:

Haltu kjafti eða ég treð gaddavír upp í kuntuna á þér

I love the way kuntuna is quite self descriptive. :crackoff:

[The_weatherman]

:haha: This thread has gone seriously off topic

[kendoddsdadsdogsdead]

:haha: This thread has gone seriously off topic

Lets just post pics of hot scandi/nordic women then...

http://www.mckellen.com/events/europride06/Sandi_toksvig.jpg













































Only joking!

http://1www.snyggast.se/ul/8/6211478.jpg

http://1www.snyggast.se/ul/6/6209916.jpg

http://1www.snyggast.se/ul/5/6143685.jpg

http://1www.snyggast.se/ul/7/6149687.jpg

[The_weatherman]

:handshake: May this thread stay off topic for a long time.

[kendoddsdadsdogsdead]

:handshake: May this thread stay off topic for a long time.

:handshake: Apologies to tomasjj for them being Swedes, but I haven't got any decent links for Norsk/Icelandic women. :crackoff:

[The_weatherman]

you can try www . klam . is but I won´t as I´m at work. It´s the only site I could think of but haven´t been there yet - please report back if you look it up.

[kendoddsdadsdogsdead]

you can try www . klam . is but I won´t as I´m at work. It´s the only site I could think of but haven´t been there yet - please report back if you look it up.

closes the blinds and gets the kleenex out

:handshake:

[The_weatherman]

I actually got goosebumps reading that last post but hoe you´ll enjoy :handshake:

[kendoddsdadsdogsdead]

I actually got goosebumps reading that last post but hoe you´ll enjoy :handshake:

Good site, but unfotunately have no time to wax my surfboard. I have too much cleaning to do at home. :haha:

[thesilverfoxlfc]

Why are Iceland moving into the Supermarket battle in Spain??

[Jaco_Pastorious]

Just for Diego, the handball fan.













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[Diego]

Just for Diego, the handball fan.



.:bird:



http://home.utah.edu/~joseph/genealogy/Danish_flag.gif

man that was a bad day, jesus...

[Jaco_Pastorious]

man that was a bad day, jesus...



I remember. :haha:

[tomasjj]

1 - Ef ég myndi hitta þig úti á götu myndi ég skíta framan í þig

2 -Haltu kjafti eða ég treð gaddavír upp í kuntuna á þér

Mamma þín fæddi þig með rassgatinu af því að píkan á henni var upptekin.

Ok...Let me try without any internet dictionary shite. Just the dialects of Norway...old style.

1-If I find you out in the street, I will shit framan?? in you.

Hardest one this. Not sure what myndi means either.

2- Shut up or I will ram X up your kunt?

What is gaddavir?
gevir? the horns of the reindeer for instance.
Or cadaver?

3 - your mother gave birth to you through her asshole, because her kunt was already occupied.

Easy :D

What are the words I missed Icelanders?

Ah: Framan - stranger/foreign...

[thesilverfoxlfc]

1 - Ef ég myndi hitta þig úti á götu myndi ég skíta framan í þig

2 -Haltu kjafti eða ég treð gaddavír upp í kuntuna á þér

Mamma þín fæddi þig með rassgatinu af því að píkan á henni var upptekin.



You can say that again :handshake:

[TheStig]

Not many trees there though....

Yeah I think I probably saw less than 100 in the summer!

[The_weatherman]

1 - Ef ég myndi hitta þig úti á götu myndi ég skíta framan í þig

2 -Haltu kjafti eða ég treð gaddavír upp í kuntuna á þér

Mamma þín fæddi þig með rassgatinu af því að píkan á henni var upptekin.

Ok...Let me try without any internet dictionary shite. Just the dialects of Norway...old style.

1-If I find you out in the street, I will shit framan?? in you.

Hardest one this. Not sure what myndi means either.

2- Shut up or I will ram X up your kunt?

What is gaddavir?
gevir? the horns of the reindeer for instance.
Or cadaver?

3 - your mother gave birth to you through her asshole, because her kunt was already occupied.

Easy :D

What are the words I missed Icelanders?

Ah: Framan - stranger/foreign...

gaddavír is barbed wire

framan í þig means in your face

:haha:

[tomasjj]

gaddavír is barbed wire

framan í þig means in your face

:haha:

Ah.... framfor deg... framan i dig... ok. :handshake:

vir - vair/wire... ok.

gadda?? no clues from norwegian to that one...

barbed wire is pigg trå in norwegian...

[johnp]

Still 0-0, after 70 mins :jaw:

[johnp]

1-0 Iniesta

[REDSCOUSER]

:cheerleader: 1-0 Espana