The best of Dunphy
On Michael Carrick - " Carrick was signed for Spurs a few years back
for
£3m. That's the level he is at. He is a nothing player. He is
one-paced.
He doesn't have the personality to always get on the ball like a United
player should. "
On Rio Ferdinand - " Ferdinand is a clown. He was a liability for the
first goal and he is always a liability. It was Jan Vennegoor of
Hesselink against Rio Ferdinand of Barclays Bank. "
On Fabio Cannavarro - "If Rio Ferdinand is worth £100,000 a week, then
this guy is worth €100 million . . . . . a day"
On the Midfield* *- " United have nothing in midfield - they are a
shambles. Any decent sides they meet will destroy them. "
On Barcelona* - *"After watching Watford against Manchester City last
night that was like a bubblebath. It was beautiful."
On Roy Keane - He's a gentleman. He's a class act. He's a rebel. And he
stands up to bullies."
On Roy Keane - "He's right, he's right about everything!"
On Niall Quinn - "I'm not gonna address the Niall Quinn agenda, Niall
Quinn is a creep"
On Niall Quinn - "The man's an idiot, a Mother Theresa"
On Kevin Kilbane - "Kilbane's head is better than his feet. If only he
had three heads, one on the end of each leg."
On Liam Brady and the vacant Irish Job - "It would have to be a young,
hungry fighter. that rules out everybody here."
On Harry Kewell - "Kewell should have been yanked off the pitch at half
time and put in a hot bath, a boiling hot bath."
On Harry Kewell again - "He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for
all
to see"
On Luis Garcia - "They (Liverpool) should put Garcia where he belongs -
in the dustbin."
On Jose Mourinho - "We'll all see through Mourinho. We'll find out he's
just a Bengal lancer["
On Ireland in the 2002 World Cup - "I will be supporting Germany and
Saudi Arabia in the contests ahead."
On Garth Crooks and Sven Goran Eriksson - "ha, ha, ha, that's the first
time you'll see se* between 2 men live on the bbc"
On Djibril Cisse - "here we have Cisse, right wing, attempts to put in
a
cross, BANG...hits the full back, again BANG hits the full back,
BANG...off the full back again, and once more, BANG...smacks the full
back again.... Millions of euro and he can't clear the first man, I
mean...whats he trying to do to the full back here, Kill him??"
On Liverpool v Barca* - *"I was hoping in the last fifteen minutes that
Barcelona would beat them. I've made my mine up on Benitez tonight.
He's
a nice man but he's got a huge negative streak running through him.
Liverpool were terrible in the second half. They didn't play football.
If that was a concert, you'd boo. Gerrard: found out. A nothing player.
They were terrible. Terrible"
:whatever:
for
£3m. That's the level he is at. He is a nothing player. He is
one-paced.
He doesn't have the personality to always get on the ball like a United
player should. "
On Rio Ferdinand - " Ferdinand is a clown. He was a liability for the
first goal and he is always a liability. It was Jan Vennegoor of
Hesselink against Rio Ferdinand of Barclays Bank. "
On Fabio Cannavarro - "If Rio Ferdinand is worth £100,000 a week, then
this guy is worth €100 million . . . . . a day"
On the Midfield* *- " United have nothing in midfield - they are a
shambles. Any decent sides they meet will destroy them. "
On Barcelona* - *"After watching Watford against Manchester City last
night that was like a bubblebath. It was beautiful."
On Roy Keane - He's a gentleman. He's a class act. He's a rebel. And he
stands up to bullies."
On Roy Keane - "He's right, he's right about everything!"
On Niall Quinn - "I'm not gonna address the Niall Quinn agenda, Niall
Quinn is a creep"
On Niall Quinn - "The man's an idiot, a Mother Theresa"
On Kevin Kilbane - "Kilbane's head is better than his feet. If only he
had three heads, one on the end of each leg."
On Liam Brady and the vacant Irish Job - "It would have to be a young,
hungry fighter. that rules out everybody here."
On Harry Kewell - "Kewell should have been yanked off the pitch at half
time and put in a hot bath, a boiling hot bath."
On Harry Kewell again - "He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for
all
to see"
On Luis Garcia - "They (Liverpool) should put Garcia where he belongs -
in the dustbin."
On Jose Mourinho - "We'll all see through Mourinho. We'll find out he's
just a Bengal lancer["
On Ireland in the 2002 World Cup - "I will be supporting Germany and
Saudi Arabia in the contests ahead."
On Garth Crooks and Sven Goran Eriksson - "ha, ha, ha, that's the first
time you'll see se* between 2 men live on the bbc"
On Djibril Cisse - "here we have Cisse, right wing, attempts to put in
a
cross, BANG...hits the full back, again BANG hits the full back,
BANG...off the full back again, and once more, BANG...smacks the full
back again.... Millions of euro and he can't clear the first man, I
mean...whats he trying to do to the full back here, Kill him??"
On Liverpool v Barca* - *"I was hoping in the last fifteen minutes that
Barcelona would beat them. I've made my mine up on Benitez tonight.
He's
a nice man but he's got a huge negative streak running through him.
Liverpool were terrible in the second half. They didn't play football.
If that was a concert, you'd boo. Gerrard: found out. A nothing player.
They were terrible. Terrible"
:whatever:
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