The reason behind Banger Boy's depression

[captainfog]

is that Vaughan has been nailing his wife......:jaw:

at least that's what a work colleague just told me in my work's canteen. According to him...

1) Tresco's wife is a real goer who was famous in cricketing circles for shagging around

2) Everytime he went on tour there were rumours she was screwing around

3) This was already 'stressing' Tresco, however, last winter Tresco went to Australia whilst injured Vaughan was in England, however, news filtered through to Tresco that Vaughan was banging his missus whilst he was away. He found out, it sent him over the edge and he went home.


This all sounds terribly far fetched, however, my mate claims to be friends with some city lawyer types in London (he is a lawyer himself so this much is plausable) who have told him that there have been several court injunctions to stop this going to the press.

Anyway, you heard this crazy coocoo bananas story here first.....:source:

[Neil Young]

I heard he was shagging Peter Beardsley's wife. Or Kenny's. Or he was caught in bed with Ian Bishop and Trevor Morley.

[captainfog]

I heard he was shagging Peter Beardsley's wife. Or Kenny's. Or he was caught in bed with Ian Bishop and Trevor Morley.

No, it was Archie Bishop and Trevor McDonald

[Shaggy]

I heard he was shagging Peter Beardsley's wife. Or Kenny's. Or he was caught in bed with Ian Bishop and Trevor Morley.

:haha: :haha:

Surely this can't be true about Tresco's missus? Surely not?

[captainfog]

:haha: :haha:

Surely this can't be true about Tresco's missus? Surely not?

I doubt it, but I thought I would pass it on in the spirit of gossip and idle tittle tattle.

It would explain a few things though

[steveheighwayrobbery]

I heard he was shagging Peter Beardsley's wife. .did he get the hump then?

[maverick]

is that Vaughan has been nailing his wife......:jaw:

at least that's what a work colleague just told me in my work's canteen. According to him...

1) Tresco's wife is a real goer who was famous in cricketing circles for shagging around

2) Everytime he went on tour there were rumours she was screwing around

3) This was already 'stressing' Tresco, however, last winter Tresco went to Australia whilst injured Vaughan was in England, however, news filtered through to Tresco that Vaughan was banging his missus whilst he was away. He found out, it sent him over the edge and he went home.


This all sounds terribly far fetched, however, my mate claims to be friends with some city lawyer types in London (he is a lawyer himself so this much is plausable) who have told him that there have been several court injunctions to stop this going to the press.

Anyway, you heard this crazy coocoo bananas story here first.....:source:

My mate works for Sky and said this story was doing the rounds.

[captainfog]

My mate works for Sky and said this story was doing the rounds.

There you go. The story has been corroborated and therefore must be true

[bonzai]

anybody got a pic of her?

[captainfog]

323

[captainfog]

I googled Trescothick and wife and a picture of Vaughan came up...

ha ha ha ha

[Shaggy]

There you go. The story has been corroborated and therefore must be true

:haha: :haha:

Here she is, the little hussy...

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39779000/jpg/_39779439_trescothick203_pa.jpg

[Red Chilli]

:haha: :haha:

Surely this can't be true about Tresco's missus? Surely not?

An ex-England cricketer leaked this story a while ago. :handshake:

[Red Chilli]

There you go. The story has been corroborated and therefore must be true

All it needs is for someone to add the word "FACT" to it :handshake:

[Shaggy]

:jaw:

Bloody hell. Can't see Vaughan and Tresco ever opening the batting together again then! :haha:

[Red Chilli]

:jaw:

Bloody hell. Can't see Vaughan and Tresco ever opening the batting together again then! :haha:

Certainly can't see them touring again.

I think Vaughan is basically playing for the Ashes 2009 and after that he'll probably jack it in due to his fucked up knee :handshake:

[maverick]

Fact

[dww]

I really hope they ask Vaughn about it on TMS. That would be something special.

[captainfog]

I really hope they ask Vaughn about it on TMS. That would be something special.

I'd imagine it would go something like this:


Aggers - "Michael, is it true you have been nobbin' Tresco's missus? And is it not also true that said affair caused Tresco's brain to explode with sorrow and anger, so much so he had to withdraw from the England tour of Australia? And is it not true Michael that you are a dirty dawg?"

Vaughan - "Yes Aggers, it is all true, I am a dirty dawg, but Tresco deserved it because he once hid my thigh pad and it took me two weeks to find it. I was hit twice on my thigh by Harmy in the nets and it really hurt."

Aggers - "Why didn't you just borrow someone else's thigh pad?"

Vaughan - "Fletcher wouldn't let me, he told me it was character building. Bastard. I'm glad he's gone, he couldn't coach his way out of a paper bag"

[Red Chilli]

Still want Colly for keeper? :haha:

:rash: :rash:

Piper :respect:

[captainfog]

Still want Colly for keeper? :haha:

:rash: :rash:

Piper :respect:

Yes I do. Colly is better at batting than Prior, although he has done very well and I am pleased for him.

Lets not forget that Jones got a ton in his 3rd innings against a decent NZ side.

[Neil Young]

:jaw:

Bloody hell. Can't see Vaughan and Tresco ever opening the batting together again then! :haha:
At least while they are batting together Stressco could be sure Horny Vaughany wasn't off bonking his wife.

[captainfog]

At least while they are batting together Stressco could be sure Horny Vaughany wasn't off bonking his wife.

I like what you've done there, welcome to the Russ Abbott club.

A few people have been joining that recently

[Neil Young]

I like what you've done there, welcome to the Russ Abbott club.

A few people have been joining that recently
What are you on about, Foggy?

[captainfog]

What are you on about, Foggy?

There have been some terrible jokes flying about recently and so I have been inviting the offenders to joint me in the Russ Abbott club.

[Redlife]

Vaughn's captain though.



It's a captain's privilege, surely?


To have pick of the women folk? It's how they did it in the olden days.

[Fiddy]

Surely Vaughan, as captain, wouldn't do anything like that...

On the other hand if it's true, :haha: